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So Sasha and I were playing drive the car. I was the driver, sitting on a cedar chest. He was the passanger, sitting behind me. I started like I was going real, real fast. Making all the correct skidding noises and sliding from side to side.
Then, we were caught. Momma, the policewoman, pulled us over and gave me a ticket for driving badly. (Sasha has threatened my Sister-In-Law with such tickets in the past).
Momma then started to give Sasha a ticket for not wearing his seat belt.
Sasha scooted to the side of the cedar chest a bit as he protested, "I have it on!"
Then he immeidiately fell out of the "car".
I was trying very hard not to laugh as my son cried about his boo-boos, but Momma saved the day. Without changing her expression she handed him another ticket. "This is a ticket for lieing to a policeman. If you did have your seat-belt on you would not have fallen out of the car."
Sasha looked at the tickets, then looked at the floor where I had picked him up, then looked bashfully up at Momma. "Ok" he said. Then he sat back behind me and went "Click"
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I saw the thread title, clicked through, and read:
quote:Sasha scooted to the side of the cedar chest a bit as he protested, "I have it on!"
Then he immeidiately fell out of the "car".
I must've ignored the quotation marks on "car," because I freaked out, thinking your kid had fallen out of a moving car!
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I think you should keep a good record of all these cute anecdotes - and then get them published when he graduates from high school. Posts: 952 | Registered: Jun 2005
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