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Valentine014
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Did you forget to spell check your post?

Do you forgo grammar and punctuation rules?

Do you "dobie"?

In the past thirty days have you started a post that asks, "Who is going to play Ender in the movie?"

or

Have you just been "annoying" online?

Welcome to the Hatrack Jail. Better get yourself a good Dagonee.

Note: Inspired by erosomniac's thread

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Xan
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Do you double post? [Razz]

*cuffs Valentine014*

Your Knicked.

(You may have deleted the evidence but i saw you [Razz]

)

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Valentine014
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Xan, don't even go there buddy. [Wink]

You've very close to being the first inmate. I've seen some of your posts.

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mackillian
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Actually, that post sends him to jail. "Your" instead of "You are or "You're."

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smitty
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Do we need evidence, or is a simple accusation enough?

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Xan
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Meh, i'm allowed to speel rong im dislexic [Razz]

Spellchecker generally does my spellchecking and grammer for me; and i'm lax with it on forums, i usually just use the chat box [Razz]

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camus
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Mackillian, I think you forgot a quotation mark. [No No]

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Tante Shvester
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I'll bet it's one of those white collar "country club" jails, with the tennis and jogging trails. The main hardship is being surrounded by folk who misspell "you're".

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Xan
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Hehe, this could get nasty i foresee

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kojabu
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Grammar is important Tante, don't you dare think otherwise!

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Megan
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I think evidence is required, in the form of a quotation including the name of the offending poster, e.g.:

quote:
Originally posted by Xan:
Do you double post?

*cuffs Valentine014*

Your Knicked.

(You may have deleted the evidence[missing comma] but i saw you )

Note that the offending portions of the post are italicized. Now, that's three offenses--one of grammar, one of punctuation, and one of capitalization. The grammatical offense is particularly egregious; I recommend six months in a minimum security facility with an additional 50 hours of community service.

Edited to add: I forgot his missing final punctuation! Make it 75 hours of community service, then.

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smitty
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Tante, in that case...

I was wonderin who was gonna play ender in that there movie?

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Swampjedi
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I suggest the death penalty for the misuse of the apostrophe.

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Xan
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Everyone is picking on me [Cry]

Dont pick on the dislexic guy! [No No]

...are there gurls in the jail? [Evil]

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kojabu
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Dude, you just said gurls. For that, you don't get a mixed jail.

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Megan
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Even if it were a co-ed jail (and it's not), they'd be girls, not gurls.

And, you mean dyslexic. [Big Grin]

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Xan
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Just so you no i will be not speeling things rite just to spite you all [Razz]

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Xan
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Whew, you lot are easy to get, hehe.

You really think i could love reading and writing for 8 years and seriously mispell girls as 'gurls'? [Razz]

I may be DISlexic ( [Razz]

) but i'm not THAT bad.

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Megan
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I'm still trying to figure out what you have against capitalizing I.

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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by Xan:
Just so you no i will be not speeling things rite just to spite you all

Ooh! I'm spited!

[Angst]

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kojabu
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I'll smite you with spaghetti!

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Xan
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Hehe, I can feel the sarcasm through the computer. [Razz]

*Looks at the hole in the wall the sarcasm has burned*

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Megan
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Bring out the antipasto!

[Wink]

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kojabu
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FOOOOOD FIIIIIGHT!

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Xan
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Oh noes, not teh spaghetti!!!

*Sheilds face*

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kojabu
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It sticks Xan.

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Xan
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*Cooks a vat of BBQ ribs and pours the searing hot bones on the next poster*

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Megan
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I before E except after C.

I brought out the antipasto to counter the spaghetti, though, so it's not much of a concern.

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Xan
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Scratch that.

*Pours it on Kojabu*

It sticks [Razz]

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kojabu
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Hey! Eew.

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Megan
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Also, I wish the fonts of the forum had serifs. I hate seeing my Is looking like lowercase Ls.

Edited because capital and lowercase are not the same, despite the apparent impression of people who consistenly use aimspeak.

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Zan
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Nice name, Xan.

Does it mean anything?

zgator

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Xan
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Yup

My name is Ale'Xan'der [Razz]

Your name is nice too, always nice to meet a similar name ^_^

Your have a meaning?

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kojabu
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Xan and Zan. Whoa. Are you guys named Zander and Xander?

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Xan
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Yush i am Xander.

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Rember
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Forgive my impertinence, but didn't the warden of the jail post the following?
"You've very close to being the first inmate."
Hee hee, who's black, pot or kettle?

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kojabu
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Liar! You just said you're Alexander!

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Xan
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This thread could be a bad idea, hehe.

Someone might take it a little too seriously [Big Grin]

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Xan
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Haha.

What? I can only use one variation of my name? [Razz]

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smitty
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OK, I'm saying we toss Xan in and throw away the key. I'm thinking that for the smaller offenses, though, it should be a co-ed prison, with free digital cable, internet, and a gourmet chef. Or at least a McDonald's.

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Valentine014
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Just McDonald's? A prison indeed!

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smitty
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Well, my preference would be a Wendy's or Arby's, but I didn't want to get too greedy....

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Enigmatic
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Xan seems to be proving the arguement that incarceration only hardens criminals and makes them commit more crime.

--Enigmatic

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smitty
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well, to this point it's just the threat of incarceration. I say we move forward, and continue this study.

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Zan
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No meaning, it's just my name. I haven't met anyone else with it yet.

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Evie3217
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*sits behind bars and plays harmonica*

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Rakeesh
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Is there a Hatrack Prison? Because really, I'd rather be in Hatrack Prison for a year and a month than Hatrack Jail for just under a year.

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smitty
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Evie, do you take requests?

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Evie3217
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Of course I do. Anything for my drunken sensei. What do you want to hear?

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smitty
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*trying to think of something good* Can you play Folsom Prison Blues on that thing?

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