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fugu13
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According to eyewitnesses, the plane was flying extremely low when it plowed into a forest, crushing trees for about 600 yards before slamming into a mountain.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/20/crash.survivor.reut/index.html

Somewhat unsurprisingly, I don't need an eyewitness to tell me a plane that crashed into the ground was flying extremely low.

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human_2.0
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I've been working on a Photoshop style that makes gems and more gems. [Big Grin]

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Eaquae Legit
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I edit my roomie's papers for school as the resident grammar nut, and the best one came from a group project, and fortunately not her part in it.

On market segmentation:
"Curves' business executives are delving into middle-aged women as never before."

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human_2.0
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I'm sure people have seen the Chuch Bulletin Boopers:

"The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church."

"The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday. "

http://www.ouryouthgroup.com/funnybulletins.html

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