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Topic: Life Lessons
Dr Strangelove
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posted February 24, 2006 04:32 PM
Always get the first post on a new page.
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Dick Button
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posted February 24, 2006 04:42 PM
You don't want to come on after a dummy has given a mediocre performance.
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 24, 2006 11:31 PM
Never drink on a an empty stomach.
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EarlNMeyer-Flask
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posted February 25, 2006 02:56 AM
Invest and save more money. Enjoy youth while you have it. Use Python instead of Perl.
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Dick Button
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Member # 9197
posted February 25, 2006 11:51 AM
The throw jump is the wild card of pair skating.
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pH
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posted February 25, 2006 03:03 PM
If the brand of liquor is "Military Special," it is bad, bad news. -pH
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Stone_Wolf_
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posted February 25, 2006 03:19 PM
Ask old people questions, they know a lot.
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Uprooted
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Member # 8353
posted February 25, 2006 03:23 PM
Don't watch too much Olympics coverage.
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Dick Button
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posted February 25, 2006 03:31 PM
Potential is potential is potential.
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Rico
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Member # 7533
posted February 25, 2006 06:28 PM
A penny saved is not a penny earned. I have tons of change on my desk and I don't see the pennies increasing in number yet. A pack of lies I tell you, a pack of lies!
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Dick Button
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Member # 9197
posted February 25, 2006 06:50 PM
It only counts when it counts.
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Uprooted
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Member # 8353
posted February 16, 2010 10:50 PM
I miss Dick Button. Just sayin'.
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MightyCow
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Member # 9253
posted February 17, 2010 12:15 AM
Be nice to people serving you. They've probably been treated badly by most of the people they've served today. Not only will you make their day, but they;ll probably give you better service. Don't drive like a jerk. You won't make up significant time, and you're much more likely to get a ticket or have an accident.
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Sean Monahan
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posted February 17, 2010 12:25 AM
Never go back to get your purse. Or is that always go back to get your purse?
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scifibum
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posted February 17, 2010 12:31 AM
It probably won't be worth it.
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Shanna
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posted February 17, 2010 01:24 AM
Fear of being fined is not the only reason to not jump a police barricade. And sprained ankles are no fun.
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Lisa
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posted February 17, 2010 09:01 AM
quote: Originally posted by Traveler: The day you don't perform a backup is the day you will need it. Turn off the ringer on your phone, and you'll misplace it.
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Lisa
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posted February 17, 2010 09:02 AM
Cut the red wire. No, wait... I mean the blue wire.
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rivka
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posted February 17, 2010 10:50 AM
NOT THAT BUTTON!
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scifibum
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posted February 17, 2010 03:54 PM
I think somebody hit "that button" - but it looks like we're back.
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