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Dr Strangelove
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Always get the first post on a new page.
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Dick Button
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You don't want to come on after a dummy has given a mediocre performance.
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Stone_Wolf_
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Never drink on a an empty stomach.
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EarlNMeyer-Flask
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Invest and save more money.
Enjoy youth while you have it.
Use Python instead of Perl.

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Dick Button
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The throw jump is the wild card of pair skating.
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pH
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If the brand of liquor is "Military Special," it is bad, bad news.

-pH

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Stone_Wolf_
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Ask old people questions, they know a lot.
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Uprooted
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Don't watch too much Olympics coverage.
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Dick Button
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Potential is potential is potential.
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Rico
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A penny saved is not a penny earned. I have tons of change on my desk and I don't see the pennies increasing in number yet. A pack of lies I tell you, a pack of lies!
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Dick Button
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It only counts when it counts.
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Uprooted
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I miss Dick Button. Just sayin'.
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MightyCow
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Be nice to people serving you. They've probably been treated badly by most of the people they've served today. Not only will you make their day, but they;ll probably give you better service.

Don't drive like a jerk. You won't make up significant time, and you're much more likely to get a ticket or have an accident.

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Sean Monahan
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Never go back to get your purse.

Or is that always go back to get your purse?

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scifibum
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It probably won't be worth it.
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Shanna
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Fear of being fined is not the only reason to not jump a police barricade.

And sprained ankles are no fun.

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Lisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Traveler:
The day you don't perform a backup is the day you will need it.

Turn off the ringer on your phone, and you'll misplace it.
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Lisa
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Cut the red wire.

No, wait... I mean the blue wire.

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rivka
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NOT THAT BUTTON!
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scifibum
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I think somebody hit "that button" - but it looks like we're back.
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