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Sterling
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About a year ago, I was travelling with some friends when we passed a church with a billboard that said:

JESUS IS THE ANSWER

WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION

Being the flippant types we are, we immediately began coming up with questions to which "Jesus" is pretty decidedly *not* the answer.

"Mmm, this soup is great! What's in it?"

"What caused the destruction of the Hindenberg?"

Others?...

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Jack Bauer
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Who is John Galt?
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Which long-haired hippie was known for going around with prostitutes?
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Who killed Jimmy Hoffa?
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[ROFL] KoM!

Who's going to clean up this mess?

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Tante Shvester
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Who should we sit next to Uncle Shlomo at the Bar Mitzvah reception?
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Mommy, why did Fluffy have to die?
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What's that smell?
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Who's the copilot for our flight?
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Morbo
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Alright, who ordered the Gefilte fish and Matzo ball Special and "forgot" to kick in? Judas, I'm looking in your direction. . .
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Who's the father of my child?
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Morbo
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Who's holding up the confessional line?
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Who's been spending all this money with our credit card?
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How are you going to keep them down on the farm after they've seen Paris?
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cheiros do ender
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Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
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Who shot JR?
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Sterling
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Who's the black private dick who's like a sex machine with all the chicks?
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Juxtapose
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Who the hell is Leonardo Leonardo!?

*Bonus points to whoever can tell me what that means.

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Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop sha-bop?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a ding dong?

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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by Juxtapose:
Who the hell is Leonardo Leonardo!?

It is a question asked by the poorly educated, whose fingers lie far from the pulse of this little community.

Clerks, right?

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Who stole my pants?!
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SoaPiNuReYe
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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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sarcare
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If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pepers did peter piper pick?
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Nitasmile
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There was a cartoon this week that answered, "What's It All About?" It showed someone sitting on a hill, looking as if he was pondering the deep meaning of life. His answer: The Hokey Pokey!

Sorry I forget which cartoon it was. [Frown]

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Who shot Mr. Burns?
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SoaPiNuReYe
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Maggie, duh!
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Damien.m
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Whos Cartmans dad???
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SoaPiNuReYe
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Lol I don't stay up that late.
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Morbo
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What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
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Alright, who stole my cookies?
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What was on that Church's billboard?

I like how KoM goes right for the gibblets with his question...

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Who's shooting us?!?!?!
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Who blew up Alderaan?
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Who let the dogs out?
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What's in spam?
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What's the secret ingredient in a great flafel?
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Sterling
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Who's aiding Osama bin Laden?
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