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Topic: A Game: Not for those who take religion too seriously
Sterling
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posted March 11, 2006 07:30 PM
About a year ago, I was travelling with some friends when we passed a church with a billboard that said: JESUS IS THE ANSWER WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION Being the flippant types we are, we immediately began coming up with questions to which "Jesus" is pretty decidedly *not* the answer. "Mmm, this soup is great! What's in it?" "What caused the destruction of the Hindenberg?" Others?...
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Jack Bauer
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posted March 11, 2006 07:35 PM
Who is John Galt?
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King of Men
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posted March 11, 2006 07:35 PM
Which long-haired hippie was known for going around with prostitutes?
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romanylass
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posted March 11, 2006 07:41 PM
KoM! Who's going to clean up this mess?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 11, 2006 08:16 PM
Who should we sit next to Uncle Shlomo at the Bar Mitzvah reception?
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Juxtapose
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posted March 11, 2006 08:35 PM
Mommy, why did Fluffy have to die?
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breyerchic04
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posted March 11, 2006 08:46 PM
Who's the copilot for our flight?
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Morbo
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posted March 11, 2006 08:48 PM
Alright, who ordered the Gefilte fish and Matzo ball Special and "forgot" to kick in? Judas, I'm looking in your direction. . .
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Carrie
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posted March 11, 2006 08:49 PM
Who's the father of my child?
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Morbo
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posted March 11, 2006 08:51 PM
Who's holding up the confessional line?
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Geekazoid99
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posted March 11, 2006 09:19 PM
Who's been spending all this money with our credit card?
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cheiros do ender
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posted March 11, 2006 09:55 PM
How are you going to keep them down on the farm after they've seen Paris?
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Heffaji
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posted March 11, 2006 11:47 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
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Sterling
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posted March 12, 2006 04:52 AM
Who's the black private dick who's like a sex machine with all the chicks?
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Juxtapose
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posted March 12, 2006 05:23 AM
Who the hell is Leonardo Leonardo!? *Bonus points to whoever can tell me what that means.
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Dan_raven
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posted March 12, 2006 08:25 AM
Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop sha-bop? Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a ding dong?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 12, 2006 09:30 AM
quote: Originally posted by Juxtapose: Who the hell is Leonardo Leonardo!? It is a question asked by the poorly educated, whose fingers lie far from the pulse of this little community. Clerks, right?
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Raventhief
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posted March 12, 2006 12:43 PM
Who stole my pants?!
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SoaPiNuReYe
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posted March 12, 2006 12:48 PM
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
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littlemissattitude
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posted March 12, 2006 01:14 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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sarcare
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posted March 12, 2006 01:17 PM
If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pepers did peter piper pick?
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Nitasmile
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posted March 12, 2006 01:36 PM
There was a cartoon this week that answered, "What's It All About?" It showed someone sitting on a hill, looking as if he was pondering the deep meaning of life. His answer: The Hokey Pokey! Sorry I forget which cartoon it was.
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Damien.m
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posted March 12, 2006 01:42 PM
Who shot Mr. Burns?
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Damien.m
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posted March 12, 2006 01:46 PM
Whos Cartmans dad???
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SoaPiNuReYe
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posted March 12, 2006 01:47 PM
Lol I don't stay up that late.
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Morbo
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posted March 12, 2006 03:24 PM
What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
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Jeesh
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posted March 12, 2006 03:26 PM
Alright, who stole my cookies?
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akhockey
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posted March 12, 2006 09:42 PM
What was on that Church's billboard? I like how KoM goes right for the gibblets with his question...
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Jeesh
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posted March 12, 2006 09:47 PM
Who's shooting us?!?!?!
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Hamson
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posted March 12, 2006 09:58 PM
Who blew up Alderaan?
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Dan_raven
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posted March 13, 2006 06:26 AM
What's the secret ingredient in a great flafel?
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Sterling
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posted March 13, 2006 04:16 PM
Who's aiding Osama bin Laden?
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