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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by KarlEd:

quote:
Originally posted by Jeesh:
I can't do a straight summersault.
Me either. Go figure!

Now I'm picturing the kind of somersaults, you CAN do.

Oh, weirdness.

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KarlEd
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suminonA
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I would never admit that there is something wrong with me.

A.

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Lissande
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How the heck am I supposed to get pregnant when I only get a window every several months??

A faulty system is what's wrong with me.

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TheTick
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Originally posted by ElJay:
I don't like my new passport picture.

My new driver's license picture looks like a mugshot. On the plus side, NY's licenses are no longer pink.

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Scott R
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Nothing.

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tmservo
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My car constantly looks like I live in it.

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The Almighty Q
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I've been lurking for months and haven't even posted yet.

Hey everyone [Wave]

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Hamson
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Hello

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katharina
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There's nothing wrong with me.

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TheHumanTarget
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I'm terribly modest about how wonderful I am.

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romanylass
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I hate to cook, and I should be doing work stuff right now.

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andi330
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I am totally unmotivated to clean my apartment because the cat will hide from my vacuum cleaner.

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rivka
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(Further proof that ScottR and kat are the same person!)

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JennaDean
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andi, are you wanting to vacuum up your cat?

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andi330
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No. But he also thinks that it's fun to chase the mop. It makes cleaning difficult.

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Jeesh
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My dog is afaid of everything. From baskets to garbage cans.

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andi330
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bump

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Sharpie
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There is a cat vacuuming society here in Virginia. Of course, it is actually a "what writers will do to procrastinate instead of sitting their butts in chairs and actually writing" society.

I have no idea why such a thing is necessary.

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Alien Touring
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I'm a lazy perfectionist.

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andi330
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I'm to lazy to hem my slacks so I have to wear heels all the time. This means that when I felt the twinge of an old knee injury coming back to haunt me this week, I kept wearing the heels, so it's getting worse. Luckily tomorrow and Sat are casual dress at work. Sneakers here I come!

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Palliard
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I'm offa life and high on drugs!

Wait... strike that... reverse it... thank you.

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James Tiberius Kirk
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That Spock fellow.

--j_k

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Glenn Arnold
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My dog is afraid of food.

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Jay
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I hang out on web boards where people don’t like me or agree with me on much.

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Soara
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I feel really bad about myself whenever I miss a day of work.

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Grigori
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Extreme emotional detatchment. Apparantly empathy and sympathy are useful in certain circumstances.

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Evie3217
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Originally posted by Alien Touring:
I'm a lazy perfectionist.

Me too!

Yeah, there are a lot of things wrong with me, but they're really hard to pronounce, so I won't bore you with long medical words. [Wink]

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Steev
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I used to eat rocks when I was two. As a result anything that looked like a rock I ate even if it wasn't.

Now I'm fat.

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Jeesh
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I'm easily amused.

[ROFL]

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MyrddinFyre
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Wait... strike that... reverse it... thank you.

I use that all the time. Rock on!

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Originally posted by Evie3217:

quote:
Originally posted by Alien Touring:
I'm a lazy perfectionist.
Me too!

Thirded!

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