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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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I bought some for today's festivities...but what do I do with it? It's just a can of jellied cranberry sauce and I have no idea how to serve it. Do I serve it cold? Do I serve it warm?
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rivka
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Chill it. Then slice it thinly and serve it in a bowl.
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Are you sure?
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That's the way I've seen it served. Not very glamous, huh?
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rivka
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If you want glamorous, make the bowl crystal. [Wink]

There are other things one can do with canned cranberry sauce. But they all involve multiple ingredients.

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Give it to me.

-pH

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This may be a little late, but here's how to make cranberry sauce.

Adam Carolla's Cranberry Sauce:

"Step One: Get yourself a sack of cranberries. If you’re going to have eight or ten people over, get two sacks. Just buy them — they last for over two months.

Step Two: Take a cup of water per sack, and a cup of sugar as well. Adam prefers to go lighter in the sugar, though, because you can’t take sugar out. Start with a half-cup of sugar, and add more to taste.

Step Three: Boil the sugar and the water in a sauce pan, and once it comes to a boil, pour in the cranberries. Then put a lid on it, and let it simmer. That’s all you do. It’s as easy as cooking a can of soup."

You wanna be fancy? Grate in some lemon or orange rind to give it some extra tang.

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rivka
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Given that she already had the can, I'd agree that it's a bit late. [Wink]

However, I will be following a very similar recipe later.

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Sasha made the Cranberries this year so it has to be easy.

My favorite cranberry story:

About 10 years ago we were at my in-laws for Thanksgiving. Everybody was busy making something, so I decided to make the Cranberries. For the previous 4 years we always bought a can of cranberries, which was always forgotten about and never brought to the table.

That year I cooked real cranberries, and they were a hit. As we were filling our faces everyone kept asking me for the recipe. Finally I told everyone that I would be happy to give them the recipe in the exact way my mother passed it down to me.

The crowd got quiet. My sister-in-law told me to wait as she ran for a pen and paper. Everyone was on the edge of their seats as I passed out this family secret.

"First," I said, "Take a bag of cranberries."

"Yeah, yeah?" they responded eagerly.

"Then gently turn it over."

"Yeah, yeah!"

"Then, to quote my sweet mother, you read the directions, stupid."

You know there are far more moving stories about how people get thrown out of family gatherings.

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rivka
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Hey, Dan! My mother's recipe is almost the same as your mother's!
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We just take the can of cranberry sauce (chilled) and dump it in a bowl. No slicing necessary.
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rivka
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*haughty sniff*

Heathens.

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I'm with ya, rivka.
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I got the cranbery sauce out of the can, without using any utensils! I was very proud of myself, as I usually mangle the thing with a spatula.
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rivka
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*applauds*

There is nothing quite like the splorp jellied cranberry sauce makes when escaping from the can.

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Eat it! [Razz]
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One year my former mother in law gave me a cranberry serving dish for a Christmas gift. It was a rectangular crystal plate with a silver plated serving flat "spoon" that was about as a can of cranberry sauce. I never EVER used it for anything, as when I did serve cranberry sauce (which was seldom) I made it fresh like Dan's mother and Rivka (and my mother too).

I must have moved that stupid dish and server half a dozen times before I finally tossed it though.

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Tante Shvester
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Cranberry sauce from the can is an abomination before the Tante. She turns up her patrician nose at such a lowly food. The Tante makes cranberry sauce from scratch and it is NOT sweet.

The Tante will now conclude referring to herself in the third person.

Thank you for your forbearance.

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I brought the cranberry sauce this year. And the Martinelli's. I got the kind in a can, jellied and whole berry. Whole berry gets mushed into a bowl, with a spoon for serving. Jellied gets thinly sliced and fanned out on a plate, with a fork for serving. My sister used to make cranberry relish from scratch, but most of us didn't eat it, so she stopped...
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I eat jellied cranberry sauce out of the can. It's better than jell-o.

-pH

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rivka
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True story!

As for non-sweet cranberry sauce, THAT would be an abomination.

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Rivka, have you tasted my wonderful cranberry sauce, a traditional family recipe handed down to me from my dear mother? No?

Then you know not of what you speak.

It is heaven.

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My grandma makes jell-o with cranberry sauce IN it.

It's my favorite Thanksgiving food, actually.

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rivka
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Esther, I have had other insufficiently sweetened cranberry sauces. *shudder*
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Other, lesser sauces. Mine is nectar and ambrosia.

And I don't mean that nasty salad with the canned oranges and marshmallows, either.

That's it -- now you MUST come by for cranberries. Are you doing anything for Shabbos? I'm fixing a batch.

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rivka
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This is like all those people who are convinced that even though I hate potato kugel, I'll change my mind once I taste theirs, right?

For Shabbos, I'm cooking a turkey. I also don't plan to walk outside t'chum Shabbos.

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I'm also making a turkey, and stuffing, and yams, and butternut squash kugel, chocolate pecan pie, and CRANBERRIES!

I'm also not a big fan of the potato kugel. Well, maybe if you mix the batter and instead of baking it, pour it directly on top of the bubbling cholent, like a crust. That's OK.

I understand about you not making it by. It IS quite a long walk.

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We're having pumpkin kugel. Stuffing is a given, with turkey! (And my minhag is to actually cook the stuffing inside the bird, although I do sometimes make use of an unstuffer.)

Turnovers and the most marvelous sorbet are planned for dessert.

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My wife makes cranberry bread instead of sauce. It's always a favorite.
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Sharon does make the most marvelous sorbet. You know what would be perfect? Cranberry flavor.

Pumpkin kugel, huh? Sounds right. I think I'll emulate.

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Cranberry bread is yummy. But it doesn't work so well for pouring over pieces of turkey.
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quote:
Sharon does make the most marvelous sorbet. You know what would be perfect? Cranberry flavor.
Oh, that would be good! mmm!

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Pumpkin kugel, huh? Sounds right. I think I'll emulate.
[Big Grin] Libby's helping. [Wink]
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I love the canned cranberry sauce. I usually have a container with it in the fridge so I can use it on chicken I eat during the week.
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Cranberry relish was my job at thanksgiving from the time I was 3 until my grandmother died.

Take two bags of cranberries, two oranges cut into small slices, run it all through a meat grinder, add sugar, put in container for transporting. EASY! And delicious...

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Canned cranberry sauce even comes with built-in guidelines for the cutting. [Smile]
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I've never (voluntarily) had canned. Ew!

The last Christmas I was in Canada, though, I made a cranberry chutney that was loved and adored and inhaled by all. [Smile]

Unfortunately, I no longer have the recipe. [Frown]

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What's up with the "pouring cranberry sauce over turkey instead of gravy" business?

Now, I don't mind if my food touches. So, if some cranberry happens to get on my turkey, I'm not complaining. But I'm not deliberately pouring berries all over my beautiful bird. No thank you.

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quote:
Originally posted by Javert:
What's up with the "pouring cranberry sauce over turkey instead of gravy" business?

Instead? Whaddaya mean, instead?
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quote:
Originally posted by rivka:
quote:
Originally posted by Javert:
What's up with the "pouring cranberry sauce over turkey instead of gravy" business?

Instead? Whaddaya mean, instead?
You add cranberry sauce AND gravy...eeeewwwwww!
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*pat pat*

It's an acquired taste. I'm sure you'll grow into it.

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Not if I can help it, but thanks. [Smile]
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I'm anti-gravy. Everyone in my family is. We think that gravy is "something that other people eat."
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Well, your family is just WEIRD. No gravy, and unsweetened cranberry sauce?

Evilness.

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Hey. I take offense!

Our Thanksgiving feast is pure joy, delectable, wonderful, perfect, scrumptious.

AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!! [Taunt]

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They're not evil, Paul!

Just a bit confused.

After I finish the JM24 campaign, I'll have to work out a gravy-and-sauce campaign.

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[Monkeys]
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You can run, but you can't hide.
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I don't need to hide. I'm an anti-gravite and I'm proud, baby!
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I don't like cranberries OR gravy, so what does that make me? Come to think of it, I'm not a fan of the turkey either.

I'm the anti-thanksgiving-food freak or something, all I ate yesterday was some yummy broccili rice casserole, and of course, Pecan Pie (pumkin is also just plain awful).

My son, however, liked this cranberry salad my aunt made with what looked like mayonaise, but I'm hoping was whipped cream. She wasn't there, so I couldn't ask.

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Ok, so the festivities went good, and people seemed to like the cranberry sauce (although at first they didn't really know what it was. Oh, we little mexicans.) I always wondered why we never had cranberry sauce at our Thanksgiving table so I had decided to bring a can. I actually had tried it on a turkey sandwich once and had found the taste quite appealing.
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