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Last year I made a resolution not to make any New Year's Resolutions. In the process of making the resolution I broke it. It was my only resolution and I failed. 100% failure. 2006 was not a good year for me for resolutions.
So this year I plan to make more achievable resolutions so 2007 will turn out a bit better than 2006.
So here goes:
RESOLUTION #1: Keep at least 51% of this year resolutions. Perhaps I should stop here and not make any more resolutions.
RESOLUTION #2: Don't gain more than 104 pounds this year. (Let's see, that means I have to keep my average weekly weight gain at 2 pounds or less...Yah, I think I can do that. Now hand over the left over summer sausage and crackers from last night!)
RESOLUTION #3: Don't smoke at all for a whole year. This shouldn't be too bad since I have never smoked.
RESOLUTION #4: Don't watch more than 5,840 hours of TV in 2007. So I have to limit TV watching to less than 16 hours a day.
RESOLUTION #5: Get at least 8 hours of sleep on average. Hey, if I do this then I automatically keep Resolution #4! I am feeling pretty good about this! Note that TV watching and sleeping for me are assumed to be mutually exclusive.
All in all, I think 2007 will turn out pretty well for me!
What are your resolutions?
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Hatrack Resolution and Consequently my xmas gift to ze Rack'. Promise to fix spelling, however Grammer will have to wait till next new years and coherency will have to wait until the Beijing Olympics.
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quote:Originally posted by Blayne Bradley: Hatrack Resolution and Consequently my xmas gift to ze Rack'. Promise to fix spelling, however Grammer will have to wait till next new years and coherency will have to wait until the Beijing Olympics.
Are you putting off fixing your grammar until next now years, or your spelling of grammar? If it's the latter, I have nothing to complain about, but if it's the former, I'll point our that you spelled grammar wrong.
I don't really do new year's resolutions.
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Blayne Bradley
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*head explodes like a violent whirlpool of death*
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quote:Originally posted by Blayne Bradley: *head explodes like a violent whirlpool of death*
No spelling mistakes!
(I know you get a lot of flack for your spelling around here, and I want you to know that I (and probably others) appreciate the effort on your part. )
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Resolution 1: Write next great American Novel. Resolution 2: Blow up China. Resolution 3: Have at leastone night where I fall asleep before 11:30 PM.
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remeber #2 would result in your untimely demise as well as millions of other people they dont call it MAD for no reason.
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Unless Reticulum is going to blow up his not-so-good everyday china. Then nobody would get MAD, just sell him some paper plates.
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people would get mad, my parents own a ceramics buisness breaking them ruins our hard work.
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