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Tara
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The king returns.

So does the jedi.

Roger breaks the conch.

Odysseus gets home.

The Holy Grail is under the glass pyramid thing.

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It's a cookbook.
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Tara
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quote:
Originally posted by Noemon:


Dumbledore dies.

No he doesn't. [Big Grin]
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Puffy Treat
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According to J.K. Rowling, Dumbledore really -is- dead. Just sayin'.
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quote:
Originally posted by Tara:
quote:
Originally posted by Noemon:


Dumbledore dies.

No he doesn't. [Big Grin]
Hoo Boy, now you've done it.


The Matrix is a computer program powered by human beings harvested by machines for bioelectrical power.

The Aliens just wanted to say hi, they will contact us later.

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Puffy Treat
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"Ducard" is really Ra's Al Ghul!
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James doesn't live happily ever after.
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King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table are all arrested before they reach the Grail.
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Puffy Treat
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Extraterrestrials really -have- invaded...but all they do is play with the lights and let human paranoia take care of the rest.
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Kirk dies.

Bonnie Butler and Melly Wilkes die.

Brian is crucified.

Cinderella lives happily ever after.

Mice paid for the Earth to be built.

Rick makes Ilsa get on the plane with Victor.

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quote:
Originally posted by Bella Bee:
Kirk dies.

True. But not that time. No, that either. And it was close, but not quite that time.
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Micheal's British girlfriend is mentally retarded, I'm afraid.
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quote:
Micheal's British girlfriend is mentally retarded, I'm afraid.
You're awesome!

The door at the top of the tower leads back to the desert.

Sheik is really Zelda.

Wilson shoots Gatsby.

Jafar wishes he was a genie and becomes trapped in a lamp.

Jekyll and Hyde are the same person.

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It wasn't a child; it was a very short Andaman Island native.

The horse did it, because the victim was trying to fix the race.

They weren't really with the CIA, but James Earl Jones was really with the NSA.

Gwydion is really the High King.

Oh, and I know who killed Asmodean. It was

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The princess is in another castle.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jon Boy:
King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table are all arrested before they reach the Grail.

Actually only Arthur, Lancelot and Bedevere are arrested.

Galahad and Robin were killed at the Bridge of Death.

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Bishop is a robot. So is Winona Ryder.

-pH

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He didn't choose the princess OR the tiger.
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The South lost the Civil War. Yes, I know, try to deal. At least we still have NASCAR and the Allman Brothers.
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Susan Calvin was right.
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Belle
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Gandalf dies, then gets better.

Boromir dies, and doesn't.

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...and that's why Saturn is coming up on the horizon. (Extra points to whoever identifies that movie.)
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HAL kills the astronauts.

Then something about an old guy in a room and a baby in the womb.

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Jesus is resurrected.

Judas isn't.

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Or else he turns into Dracula! And has sex with Jeri Ryan on the ceiling.

-pH

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Jocasta is really his mother

Norman thinks he's really his mother

The judge pretended to be dead, and killed them all (before killing himself)

The person who wins the lottery gets stoned

Hooker only pretends to shoot Gondorff, and the "FBI" guys are all conmen

Samus Aran is actually a woman

The buried treasure is just a tablet that says "Peace on Earth"

The criminals posed as security guys to sneak the money out of the vault

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You think it's aliens fighting a human farmer, but it's really -humans- fighting an -alien- farmer!
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By the way, Janet Leigh will be murdered before the film is even a third over. [Frown]
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There really was a one-armed man, and it was all a big business conspiracy.

Clarence gets his wings when the townspeople cough back up the money.

It's all a set-up to get to the doll, which was used to carry heroin.

He verifies it when his boat runs into the wall.

Rebecca gets pregnant with someone else's child, then dies.

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quote:
Originally posted by Silent E:
It wasn't a child; it was a very short Andaman Island native.

[Kiss]
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quote:
Originally posted by Fitz:
quote:
Originally posted by imogen:
quote:
They were on Earth the whole time, but in the future.
Is this BSG?


I believe that's Planet of the Apes.
Then shouldn't it be

"We did it to ourselves!"

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The galaxy is on a pendant around the cat's neck.

Jack is drinking again and crazy.

Sydney's boyfriend is the real killer.
Then her ex-(dead)-boyfriends mother is the killer.
Then... who really cares!

Dirk Digler has a big penis after all.

H.I. and Ed return the baby.

Henry and Julia live happily ever after with their gold.

Marty get's back to the future.
Then back from the future.
Then back to the future again.

Wilbur does not get eaten.

The Grinch's heart grows three sizes and he saves Christmas and is converted.

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quote:
vonk, given the fate of the real-life son on whom Theo was based, that wasn't very funny.
*looks up what happened to Bill Cosby's son*

Good golly! I didn't know that. That's aweful! I was only talking about the fictional characters, but if it was in bad taste, I certainly apologize.

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quote:
Originally posted by rivka:

Lisa, you may not be aware that I have a no-tolerance policy on that particular phrase. Please don't take this personally.

*kills Lisa*

Lisa dies.
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quote:
Originally posted by pH:
Bishop is a robot. So is Winona Ryder.

Androids. Just sayin'.
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quote:
Originally posted by SenojRetep:
Hooker only pretends to shoot Gondorff, and the "FBI" guys are all conmen

*squee!*

quote:
Originally posted by SenojRetep:
The buried treasure is just a tablet that says "Peace on Earth"

Double -- no, triple *squee!*
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quote:
Originally posted by vonk:
Theo dies?! Oh my god, what will Cliff and Clair do? I hope they send Rudy to stay with Grandpa for a while, she's just too fragile for to handle all of those emotions. And he just got accepted to grad school and had his undergrad ceremony... it was so beautiful... WE'LL MISS YOU THEO!!!

[Confused]

Explain...

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quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
quote:
Originally posted by SenojRetep:
Hooker only pretends to shoot Gondorff, and the "FBI" guys are all conmen

*squee!*

quote:
Originally posted by SenojRetep:
The buried treasure is just a tablet that says "Peace on Earth"

Double -- no, triple *squee!*

I had to look up "squee!" in the Urban Dictionary. I'm still not sure if it indicates a good thing or a bad thing.
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Nina is the mole.

All blank and no blank make blank a blank blank.

The guy on the floor isnt dead.

The key was in the bath the whole time.

The wife's head is in the box.

He was digging through the wall the whole time.

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quote:
Originally posted by Synesthesia:
quote:
Originally posted by vonk:
Theo dies?! Oh my god, what will Cliff and Clair do? I hope they send Rudy to stay with Grandpa for a while, she's just too fragile for to handle all of those emotions. And he just got accepted to grad school and had his undergrad ceremony... it was so beautiful... WE'LL MISS YOU THEO!!!

[Confused]

Explain...

That was the situation at the time of the series finally of The Cosby Show, which had a character named Theo. Theo didn't actually die, but I pretended he did and that the previous post regarding a 'Theo' was referring to Theo Huxtable and that there could be a spoiler for a show that has already ended. It was an attempt at funny that fell flat on it's face because a) it was rather insensitive in the light of new (to me) information, and b) it just wasn't that funny. Sorry to everyone that has to continue bearing the weight of my unfunny.
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Oh, ok. Now it makes sense.
Thanks ^^

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It wasn't a child; it was a very short Andaman Island native.

*high fives*

Clark Kent IS Superman.

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quote:
b) it just wasn't that funny.
(I laughed...)
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Thanks [Smile] ::heart::

(And the fishing works again! [Wink] )

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Wesley gives up on mere humans and other crew members and travels with The Traveler.

Wesley is the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Iocaine Powder is in both drinks.

The Prince wants to start a war over the dead body of his fiance/wife.

Wesley is dead, but gets better.

Wesley really isn't strong enough to fight the prince.

There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.

The kid doesn't really mind the kissing at the end of the book.

"As you wish" means "I love you."

There are more spoilers possible for this movie than about any other.

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quote:
Originally posted by SenojRetep:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
quote:
Originally posted by SenojRetep:
Hooker only pretends to shoot Gondorff, and the "FBI" guys are all conmen

*squee!*

quote:
Originally posted by SenojRetep:
The buried treasure is just a tablet that says "Peace on Earth"

Double -- no, triple *squee!*

I had to look up "squee!" in the Urban Dictionary. I'm still not sure if it indicates a good thing or a bad thing.
It's a good thing.
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Rudy is his brother.

The 4400 are from the future.

Jordan Collier is alive.

Sharon is a Cylon

It wasn't a chicken; it was a baby.

The woman in the bandages is his brother.

Chloe didn't get blown up.

It all took place inside of a snow globe.

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quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
It wasn't a chicken; it was a baby.

Squee! (Did I use it right?)
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It's more complicated than it looks.

You don't know as much as you think you do.

But, your gut instinctions are better than you give them credit for.

You should've taken better care of your teeth.

You weren't as ugly back then as you thought.

Something new is still just around the corner.

And ...

... they screw you in the drive-thru.

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quote:
Originally posted by SenojRetep:
quote:
Originally posted by Lisa:
It wasn't a chicken; it was a baby.

Squee! (Did I use it right?)
Yep. <big grin>
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