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Topic: LOL!CAT Translation of the Bible
Olivet
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posted October 14, 2007 12:27 PM
LOLCAT Bible translation wiki quote: Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da earths, but he no eated it. O_O
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Jon Boy
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posted October 14, 2007 12:30 PM
The Book of Revelation is extra weird now.
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rollainm
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posted October 14, 2007 12:44 PM
John 3:16-17 quote: 16. So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'
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MightyCow
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posted October 14, 2007 12:59 PM
Oh man, this is wicked awesome. quote:
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King of Men
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posted October 14, 2007 01:00 PM
Mm. There's a reason most lolcat captions are short.
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erosomniac
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posted October 14, 2007 03:02 PM
I prefer the laugh out loud cats , which pay homage to the originator of modern "LOLcat" humor, Aloysius "Gorilla" Koford.
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CaySedai
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posted October 14, 2007 03:06 PM
Cayla had asked me the meaning of "sacrilegious" just this morning. How timely.
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steven
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posted October 14, 2007 03:10 PM
"I prefer the laugh out loud cats, which pay homage to the originator of modern "LOLcat" humor, Aloysius "Gorilla" Koford. "
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erosomniac
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posted October 14, 2007 03:13 PM
NO. WAY.
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King of Men
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posted October 14, 2007 04:54 PM
Actually, even in kitteh-speak, somehow the power of the writing comes through. quote: I has gold, so you can has riches; an I has white clothz, so you can stop bein nakee; an I has fixin stuff for yr eyez, so you can see. Let me show you them.
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steven
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posted October 14, 2007 05:07 PM
"Actually, even in kitteh-speak, somehow the power of the writing comes through. "
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted October 14, 2007 05:30 PM
Mark 1 quote: "14." Aftr John wuz arrestid (LOLPWND!!!1), Jesus came into Galilee, tellin all teh kittinz about teh good newz of teh Ceiling Cat,
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rollainm
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posted October 14, 2007 05:44 PM
John 3 again. quote: 9. Nicodemus sez, "I doez not get it."
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ketchupqueen
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posted October 14, 2007 06:40 PM
Some of the psalms are actually still rather moving.
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Threads
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posted October 14, 2007 06:42 PM
quote: Oh, also, hai from Baby Jesus, who iz liek totally leet. Srsly. To Baby Jesus who totally luvz us an died 4 us an stuff,
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Loren
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posted March 27, 2008 06:56 PM
I'm not usually the sort of person who enjoys this kind of thing, but I have to say that this is one of the best translations/interpretations of John 1:5 ever: quote: Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek "Wtf."
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cassv746
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posted March 27, 2008 07:10 PM
Oh wow. I've never seen this. After Genesis 1:1. I was laughing. these cats crack me up.
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ketchupqueen
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posted March 27, 2008 08:31 PM
Exodus 4-5 is making me laugh really really hard. Exodus 5 has a picture, too.
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rivka
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posted March 27, 2008 09:50 PM
quote: Originally posted by King of Men: Mm. There's a reason most lolcat captions are short. Agreed. There's the occasional gem though.
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Uprooted
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posted March 28, 2008 12:09 AM
Exodus 20:8-10: quote: Remembur caturday An keep holy. U werk 6 dais An finish werk, K? Caturday, u no werk. U An all ur peepz go wrship me.
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amira tharani
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posted March 28, 2008 08:49 AM
I love the "too many peeps" graphic on Genesis 5.
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The Rabbit
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posted March 28, 2008 09:07 AM
James 1:5-8 quote: So leik dat was a little confusing mebe so you can ask Ceiling Cat for the FAQ.6 But don't ask anyone else cuz dey wont have the most recent FAQ vershun. Only Ceiling Cat, k?7 But Ceiling Cat is reelly buzy sometimes so u cant has cheezberger for sure. But sometimes u can.8 And don't be a spaz about it.
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C3PO the Dragon Slayer
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posted March 29, 2008 08:04 PM
I love it! I should bring the Proof that Ceiling Cat Exists stuff into the "Why Do We Assume that God is good?" thread.
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