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SoaPiNuReYe
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! [Wall Bash] [Wall Bash] [Wall Bash] [Wall Bash]

/end vent

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Trent Destian
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...indeed.
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El JT de Spang
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Well, that was fairly unproductive.
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dantesparadigm
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Women are a contagious abstinence.
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scifibum
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quote:
Women are a contagious abstinence.
Men are a viscous diatribe.

(It's like Mad Libs, kind of)

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Noemon
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______ (gender) are a(n) _______ (adjective) _________ (noun).

[ October 23, 2008, 04:59 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]

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Itsame
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That's why I don't believe in relationships. Just one-night stands.
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Strider
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Isn't it uncomfortable standing up all night?
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Nighthawk
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I'd say something amusing, but my wife would beat me if I did.

She might never read it, but she can sense it.

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Samprimary
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Counterpoint:

Girls <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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Tara
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LOL.
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Jonathan Howard
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Nah, easier giving up all physique, and focussing on the mind. Body decays, but mind stays in the collective human repository of metaphysics.

Kant, not c***.

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Blayne Bradley
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Too many sexy short girls in my school [Frown]
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scifibum
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that's...impossible.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jonathan Howard:
Nah, easier giving up all physique, and focussing on the mind. Body decays, but mind stays in the collective human repository of metaphysics.

Kant, not c***.

That seems like a logical judgement not an aesthetic. Apparently that's a problem. I used to be able to call stuff beautiful without getting migraines.
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Jonathan Howard
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Forget logic and aesthetics, it's a Platonic judgement: matter only keeps you away from the virtue. Sex is a hinderance in the path to great thoughts.
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According to a Terminator, girls are complicated.
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quote:
Originally posted by Blayne Bradley:
Too many sexy short girls in my school [Frown]

I know what you mean...
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Samprimary
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I'm off to go meet a girl right now

I heartell she's bisexual so we can BOTH talk about girls.

Girls <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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quote:
Originally posted by Jonathan Howard:
Nah, easier giving up all physique, and focussing on the mind. Body decays, but mind stays in the collective human repository of metaphysics.

Kant, not c***.

quote:
Originally posted by Jonathan Howard:
Forget logic and aesthetics, it's a Platonic judgement: matter only keeps you away from the virtue. Sex is a hinderance in the path to great thoughts.

And yet I'm managing to study Kant in a PhD program while nursing a baby. And most of the men in the philosophy seminar with me are married and have children as well. I leave it to the reader to determine what this says about the existence of our sex lives.
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Javert
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I hate girls.

I wish I didn't love them.

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quote:
Originally posted by dkw:
quote:
Originally posted by Jonathan Howard:
Nah, easier giving up all physique, and focussing on the mind. Body decays, but mind stays in the collective human repository of metaphysics.

Kant, not c***.

quote:
Originally posted by Jonathan Howard:
Forget logic and aesthetics, it's a Platonic judgement: matter only keeps you away from the virtue. Sex is a hinderance in the path to great thoughts.

And yet I'm managing to study Kant in a PhD program while nursing a baby. And most of the men in the philosophy seminar with me are married and have children as well. I leave it to the reader to determine what this says about the existence of our sex lives.

O_O

You've all stolen babies!?!

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Teshi
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People.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! [Wall Bash] [Wall Bash] [Wall Bash] [Wall Bash]

/end vent

[Smile]

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Mike
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*sings* Girls / All I really want is girls *done singing*

Edit: by the way, I'm with Samprimary on this one.

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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
I'm off to go meet a girl right now

I heartell she's bisexual so we can BOTH talk about girls.

Girls <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Watch out, that can just make it all the easier to fall into the "do you think she's prettier than me" trap. Used to happen with my (bisexual) ex girlfriend really often until I just sort of trained myself to ignore my surroundings.
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Sean Monahan
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quote:
Originally posted by Noemon:
______ (gender) are a(n) _______ (adjective) _________ (noun).

I may not get the quote exactly right, because I don't have the book on hand, but in The Ancestor's Tale, in the chapter called the Rotifer's Tale, Richard Dawkins says something along the lines of, "The existence of the male sex is an evolutionary scandal."
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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
Counterpoint:

Girls <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Why do you think that girls are less than three?
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Mike
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Because once they reach 3 they become young women. *nods sagely*

*sings*
Girl, you'll be a woman soon
*done singing for real this time*

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Noemon
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quote:
Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
Counterpoint:

Girls <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Why do you think that girls are less than three?
Or alternatively, why are you mooning girls?
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Perhaps girls are less than the moon.

Or, to quote MY little girl, "You're not the boss of the moon!"

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Tante Shvester
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That's the one who likes the moon because it's close to us, right?
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ketchupqueen
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Indeed.
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Noemon
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Now I'm going to have that song in my head for the rest of the day.
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But not as much as a spoon.
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Itsame
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dkw, I hope you don't mind me asking, but where are you getting your PhD?
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Oh, come now, this was easy.

Girls just want to have fu-un,
Oh, girls just want to have fun!

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quote:
Originally posted by Strider:
Isn't it uncomfortable standing up all night?

No, he means this. Although I'm not sure why he likes night stands so much.
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Girls really aren't that bad, once you get a little older. I do agree that if you're 25 or younger, girls are a real pain.
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Samprimary
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quote:
Why do you think that girls are less than three?
pull up gmail's chat and send a <3 and watch what happens :3
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Don't tase me bro! OWWW! OWWWWW!
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Samprimary
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Ok just as a disclaimer I wasn't expecting that to happen and certainly it doesn't happen anytime I do it
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Kelly
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quote:
Originally posted by Noemon:
quote:
Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
Counterpoint:

Girls <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Why do you think that girls are less than three?
Or alternatively, why are you mooning girls?
Wouldn't mooning girls look more like this: >3?
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Samprimary
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Girls are great! This is awesome!
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I may actually be developing a crippling addiction to the subset of girls known as 'bisexuals' oh god

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