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Boris
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Come on! I can take it! [Razz]
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Ok... ummm...


You suck!

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You smell of elderberries!
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I truly cannot express how much pain I was in while reading Boris' post history. I think I maybe came out of my suicidal funk once when I was distracted by a bird hitting my window. The rest of the time, I seriously considered running to the front of my house, lopping off a body part with a dull kitchen utensil, and using it like a piece of bloody chalk to draw the words "HELP ME" on the window as high as I could reach. Such an act of self-torture / self-expression would have been positively joyous compared to Boris's contribution to this forum.

To say that this person's posting is a metaphor for the sorry state of our country right now is a mild understatement. This isn't a forum, it's a bonafide horror film, and one of the most frightening I've ever seen given the context.

Frankly, I almost need a new rating to give to this guy because it actually gets worse. Reading Boris's posts is like watching a dead body being devoured by maggots. It's not like the corpse can just get up two-thirds of the way through and decide that it wants to live. The sad thing is, I'm not sure this poster ever even decides that. It's just a rotten mess from start to finish.

0 out of 10 poststalks.

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He was red, and now he's dead.
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Somewhere there is a village missing an idiot.
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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:

Frankly, I almost need a new rating to give to this guy because it actually gets worse. Reading Boris's posts is like watching a dead body being devoured by maggots. It's not like the corpse can just get up two-thirds of the way through and decide that it wants to live. The sad thing is, I'm not sure this poster ever even decides that. It's just a rotten mess from start to finish.

"Mr. Madison, What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close, to anything, that might be considered a rational thought. Your speech was meaningless, and everyone in the room is now dumber for having heard it. I grant you zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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He will never compare to Moose and Squirrel.
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I hear he collaborated on the art direction of Transformers the Movie.
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Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small

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Boris the spider
Boris the spider

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Even Natasha is cooler than he is....
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I think he's alright.
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Why would I want to do that?
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Natasha was clearly the brains of that operation- and the looks.
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Ok...!

Boris sucks so MUCH!
I heard he lives in his mom's basement even though he's 50 years old and has NEVER seen a naked girl in his life.
He never went to college and dropped out of high school.
His face is covered in a paper bag because he couldn't afford burlap.
And what's worse, I heard he loves durian and smells like it too!
>:0

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quote:
Originally posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion:
Ok...!

Boris sucks so MUCH!
I heard he lives in his mom's basement even though he's 50 years old and has NEVER seen a naked girl in his life.
He never went to college and dropped out of high school.
His face is covered in a paper bag because he couldn't afford burlap.
And what's worse, I heard he loves durian and smells like it too!
>:0

Psst...Wrong Boris. I'm 28 [Big Grin]
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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quote:
Originally posted by Boris:
quote:
Originally posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion:
Ok...!

Boris sucks so MUCH!
I heard he lives in his mom's basement even though he's 50 years old and has NEVER seen a naked girl in his life.
He never went to college and dropped out of high school.
His face is covered in a paper bag because he couldn't afford burlap.
And what's worse, I heard he loves durian and smells like it too!
>:0

Psst...Wrong Boris. I'm 28 [Big Grin]
Yeah right!
I can see past your sly internet tricks!

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Tatiana
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I'm mortified at how this poor young newbie with only 2500 posts is being treated on this forum! Who do we want to be? Newbie torturers? Or nice people? I think the choice is clear!
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Torturers it is! Hip Hip!
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