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Darth_Mauve
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A Chinese CEO's business card is making the rounds on YouTube. Among the other claims it has about this person is "Great and honorable role model" and "Most important man in China".

I've seen cards that list the person as "Tyrannosaur Castrater" and "Sex Consultant To The Stars".

What would you like to put on your imaginary Business Card:

Time & Sith Lord of the Dance

BRRRRrraaaaiiiiinnnns

Hiking Tours to Mordor, cause you just can't walk into Mordor

Highlander, because there can be only one.
Lowlander, because there can be only pun.

Safety Consultant, Springfield Nuclear Power

Muppet of a Man

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"That's just the beauty of it, he doesn't do anything"
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Trust me, I know where my towel is.
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In college, I had business cards that read:

"Tom Davidson
Hoopy Frood

Bespoke criticism."

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HIRO PROTAGONIST
Last of the freelance hackers
Greatest sword fighter in the world
Stringer, Central Intelligence Corporation
Specializing in software-related intel
(music, movies & microcode)

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Going with the Hitchhiker's Guide thing:

"Mostly Harmless"

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Relentess Pursuit of Perfect Mediocrity

Reasonable Rates

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100 Days with no typo$

Resistance is Futile...fun but futile.

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Lazy, easy, and only marginally intelligent.
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Yeah, I can get that done. . . how much cash you got on you?
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