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Pat
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My thousandth post. Big deal.

So, here's what we're gonna do. I am opening up this thread to you, the Pat fans to tell me about your favorite Pat story while here at Hatrack, or before.

And I will be the guest of honor.

Oh, and here's the list of my logins. Maybe someone will figure out what my TRUE post count is.

Login Name: ObiWanKenobi

Login Name: Angry Caribou

Login Name: Shadowfax

Login Name: Saruman

Login Name: Gruk

Login Name: dude

Login Name: DefenderoftheForce

Login Name: Wormwood

Login Name: Pix

Login Name: Pixiest

Login Name: The Pixeist

Login Name: The Pixi-est

Login Name: Anakin Skywalker

Login Name: BoisePoliceOfficer

Login Name: John Keat's bodyguard

Login Name: Patricia

Login Name: Anonymous Hatracker

Login Name: ThePointAfter

Login Name: ceddy

Login Name: Cedrois

Login Name: LINKMAN

Login Name: Anonyhatracker

Login Name: Manwithnoarms&nolegs

Login Name: Mr. Virgin Lips

Login Name: Mr. Virgin iips

Login Name: StrongBad

Login Name: BarbaraCher

Login Name: Pat

Login Name: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Login Name: Ben Kenobi

Login Name: Screwtape

Login Name: Count Dooku

Login Name: Sharkey

Login Name: Jimmy Osmond

Login Name: George Clooney

Login Name: TheSnitch

Login Name: PARAKCT

Login Name: Patrick

Login Name: Cap'n Pat!

Login Name: Trogdor the Burninator

Login Name: Patrack

Amen.

[Edited subject at request of author. --PJ]

[ January 07, 2009, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: Papa Janitor ]

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Head Ditch Digger
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What a load of crap!

There is no way that I am going to feed your ego. [Razz]

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Pat
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Feed by ego n00b.

[Mad]

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I fondly remember when you debuted DefenderoftheForce, it caused me to register ElvenWench. We had a nice little bout, back and forth.

Of course, I won. [Smile] You need only compare Attack of the Clones to the Two Towers to see that you had virtually no chance.

[Big Grin] You're one of the few people that I feel comfortable saying "I love you, as much as a married woman can love another guy" to. [Smile]

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Hrm...nope, can't really think of any good Pat stories.

Congrats on 1000 posts, though. You join an elite group of...probably under 100 people.

I actually had a funny story, but then I noticed from your list that it must've been someone else's alias that I had assumed was you. Ahh, well.

[ June 30, 2003, 07:22 PM: Message edited by: Frisco ]

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At least one of those is a recent aquisition from another member. The totals will not reflect an accurate total post count.

[Razz]

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Pat
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Which one? Saruman? Leto maybe posted 10 times with that one.

Oh and Trogdor? It maybe has been used 20 times other than myself?

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what a great idea for a thread.
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Why so many "Pix"s? [Confused]
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OK, Seeing how I have known this man for a long time. I will tell you my favorite story.

A little back ground: Pat's and my grandfather was very short fused man. It is something that Pat and I have learned to tone down, just to give you an idea. When he was mad he was scary and everyone ran. Due to family situations, Pat ended up living with our grandparents.

Pat was given a sweater for his birthday or Christmas, not important. Days later he was spending the night over at my house. When we decided to go meet some of my friends. We stopped by a friends house. I knew that she was alone and was deathly afraid that someone would break in and kill her, it way beyaond normal fear. I, of course, being the kind human being I am decided to play on this fear. We decided to do the old knock-and-run routine. So we knocked and ran.

Pat ran past me and into a barbed wire fence that, being night without lights, we could not see. I remember laughing so hard that I could not stand. To see Pat tangled in the wire.

Back to the point. Pat was wearing his brand new sweater and had torn a few hole in his sweater. Rightfully so, Pat was mortified what my grandfather would do to him. There is no fear till you realize your life is about to end over a sweater.

After that nothing was fun anymore so we went home. Lukily my mother who kinew her father very well wall calm and darned all the holes. My Grandfather never found out.

So,Pat,does your conscience weigh on you about lying to your Grandfather?

I have many other stories but they are for Pat to tell. I will tell you all that if you knew his life your respect for him would only increase.

Your Cuz,
Scott

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Pat's my role model. Unfortunately, I don't think I could pick just one favorite story. Maybe that time he drank a bottle of soy sauce and tried to eat Bob's concession stand. Or that time that he and Cedrios got in a knife fight on the stone bridge. Or that time that he owed me five bucks.
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Or that time he tried to register the name Mr. Virgin Lips, but I'd already taken it, and then he registered Mr. Virgin iips before realizing that he had the L/i thing backwards. Or the time he registered the name Jimmy Osmond and sang the same song three times in one thread. Good grief, that thread cracked me up. Or the time that he registered the name Sharkey and then I registered Snarky and got everyone to think that I was Pat, spoofing himself. Ah, so many usernames, so many memories.
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Pat, now I miss The Pixiest again!

And Cedrois, that was classic...

I have had lots of great times with Pat. Mafia Games, ooh I remember the first. I also have had the oppertunity of mistaking 'Pat' for a female, thus kicking off the registration of Patrick, and Patricia. [Wink]

[ June 30, 2003, 08:52 PM: Message edited by: Zevlag ]

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Login Name:ObiWanKenobi
Post Count: 2

Login Name: Angry Caribou
Post Count: 104

Login Name: Shadowfax
Post Count: 6

Login Name: Saruman
Post Count: 472

Login Name: Gruk
Post Count: 45

Login Name: dude
Post Count: 94

Login Name: DefenderoftheForce
Post Count: 77

Login Name: Wormwood
Post Count: 2

Login Name: Pix
Post Count: 0

Login Name: Pixiest
Post Count: 0

Login Name: The Pixeist
Post Count: 0

Login Name: The Pixi-est
Post Count: 0

Login Name: Anakin Skywalker
Post Count: 84

Login Name: BoisePoliceOfficer
Post Count: 1

Login Name: John Keat's bodyguard
Post Count: 2

Login Name: Patricia
Post Count: 70

Login Name: Anonymous Hatracker
Post Count: 104

Login Name: ThePointAfter
Post Count: 67

Login Name: ceddy
Post Count: 0

Login Name: Cedrois
Post Count: 21

Login Name: LINKMAN
Post Count: 12

Login Name: Anonyhatracker
Post Count: 22

Login Name: Manwithnoarms&nolegs
Post Count: 21

Login Name: Mr. Virgin Lips
Post Count: 10

Login Name: Mr. Virgin iips
Post Count: 6

Login Name: StrongBad
Post Count: 43

Login Name: BarbaraCher
Post Count: 3

Login Name: Pat
Post Count: 1003

Login Name: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Post Count: 20

Login Name: Ben Kenobi
Post Count: 0

Login Name: Screwtape
Post Count: 55

Login Name: Count Dooku
Post Count: 15

Login Name: Sharkey
Post Count: 204

Login Name: Jimmy Osmond
Post Count: 11

Login Name: George Clooney
Post Count: 13

Login Name: TheSnitch
Post Count: 60

Login Name: PARAKCT
Post Count: 30

Login Name: Patrick
Post Count: 2770

Login Name: Cap'n Pat!
Post Count: 12

Login Name: Trogdor the Burninator
Post Count: 227

Login Name: Patrack
Post Count: 6

[ July 01, 2003, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: No Life ]

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<--also has no life.

I think Saurman has another post. So, make that 472.

::shakes fist at sky::

Why did you have to go and do that? Now I'm going to make you finish on your own. [Razz]

(The Man wants the computer anyway. [Roll Eyes] )

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Grand Total as of now: 5694 posts

Each name, as of now, has an average post count of 138.8780488

You can help out if you wish [Cool]

[ July 01, 2003, 01:21 AM: Message edited by: No Life ]

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Wait a second.... you were all the same person?! [Eek!]

Heh, how come I didn't know that?

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Dang...What was your very FIRST name???..sheesh
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Too much existentialism?
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Xaposert, you're joking, right? [Roll Eyes]
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Kayla
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You know Patrick, this would be much easier if you'd just post once with all of them. [Razz]
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No Life
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I may have no life, but you are the Queen of Research [Big Grin]
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Oh, and my favorite Patrick moment was when we were playing Survivor and he took a picture of himself standing on his head.

Good times.

[Big Grin]

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Add 77 for DefenderofhteForce

And 60 for TheSnitch

And 20 for Obi-Wan Kenobi

And 2 for ObiWanKenobi

[ June 30, 2003, 09:33 PM: Message edited by: Frisco ]

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What's the link for DefenderoftheForce?
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The Snitch 60.
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Kayla
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Damnit!
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*considers 'whistle-blower'ing this post and getting the Janitor to clean up all this mess* [Wink]

Pat, that's a ton of names..

[ June 30, 2003, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: Zevlag ]

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I am not Pat.

*Burninates Patricia*

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Yes you are!
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No Life
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Oh quiet you two. Now I have to go change post counts [Roll Eyes]
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I think the standing-on-head photo is my first and best memory of Patrick. [Smile]
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G'uh! Did you have a dedicated RAID system for all those aliases?

Congrats on 1000 posts.

=MORBO [Cool]

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Amy Wong = Morbo?

I thought Morbo was a 39 year old guy?

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I also remember fondly the standing-on-head photo, as well as trying to stalk down Pat's relatives on the first day of Survivor.

Oh yes, and getting one of Pat's many logins banned. Another good memory. [Razz]

[ June 30, 2003, 09:56 PM: Message edited by: Jeni ]

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Oh patrick, my wife says you wanted to talk to me about alot of things. wassup?
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One of my fondest memories of Pat, outside of mafia, was when Saruman came to harrass me in the Wenches' Tavern Jail. That thread made me laugh a lot. Especially when the love-struck Obi-wan came to rescue him. LOL

The whole "pull my finger" thing, which should not have been funny, but was.

Thanks, Pat.

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::coughs::
12 to go

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Hey, I can only sneak on for a minute or two while my husband is in the bathroom!

I'll figure out the rest tomorrow, though.

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Pat's a cool guy. Thats why whenever I want a private little chuckle to myself, I think of him falling off the tramp. Cool guys falling down is fundamental comedy at its best. [Wink]

And thats my favorite Pat memory.

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T, do you have it on tape?
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Unfortunately, no. I think someone took a picture of it. I'm too lazy to find it, though.
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[Cool] 10 to go [Cool]
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Favorite Post: The one that listed what he believes and why.

Best Quality: A twisted sense of humor

Why he's on my Personal Favorites List: He indulges my husband's smart-aleck, sarcastic side with grace and wit.

I'd be interested in seeing him fall off a tramp. Just a few questions: How tall was the tramp? Were you standing on your head when you fell off him? Was he really a tramp, or just a misunderstood hobo?

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Papa Moose looked up the rest of these in a matter of minutes in a fancy database he has. . .

Wormwood
2 posts
Pix
0 posts
Pixiest
0 posts
The Pixeist
0 posts
The Pixi-est
0 posts
BoisePoliceOfficer
1 post
JohnKeat's Bodyguard
2 posts
ceddy
0 posts
Cedrois
21 posts
BarbaraCher
3 posts

[ July 01, 2003, 12:12 AM: Message edited by: Jeni ]

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3'6 (hey, just about the right size for...)

I didn't fall off him, he did. Whether or not he was standing on his head is beyond me. I didn't get that good of a look. [Wink]

Could have been a misunderstood hobo. I don't know. I was too busy laughing.

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I think that brings us up to 5694.
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[Big Grin]
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