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well, just got home from church prom, and boy, was it a blast! the theme was Music of the Night, which gave me a chance to bust out my Phantom mask. (if you want pictures, e-mail me.)
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Amiee, you are obviously not among the converted. A selfishness prom would be all about me, and it wouldn't be called a seflishness prom it would be called a satate prom.
The Book of Sa 8:493485 To be converted one must look inside oneself, and then glory at their own magnificence without ceasing.
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Snapper, I appologize, but you are either expanding or contracting. there is no middle ground. as the founder, I reserve all rights pertaining to the starting of churches.
and satate, that is way too many verses.
but that is neither here nor there in this thread, for I was talking about my LDS prom.
Book of the Founder 6:66 those who doeth unto others as they would do unto themeselves are not practicing pure selfishism, for only they can be elevated to the same plane of magnificence as themeselves.
Book of the Founder 3:21 and the FOunder did look down upon the chaos in the forumns, and did see that it was good. however, the founder did think to himself, "I can do better" and proceeded to do so.
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Book of the Founder 4:32 The church shall be founded by two or more witnesses. For Snapper will not be mocked
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1 And so shall you say, think, and understand to be of this church. My church shall be named: The Church of Me.
2 For there shall be no other before Me and none after. All things are of Me and my creation. By Me and my will. And for Me and my edification and enjoyment.
3 Me is the first and the last, the Alpha and the Omega. That which was, is, and ever shall be.
4 There is no way through for a You, there is only Me. Me is supreme and that is final. Thus saith the Church, the Lord of Lords, and the God of this World.
5 There is no shame in Me, only in You, for not being Me.
(How else is a church going to appeal to the selfish if it doesn't cater so blatantly to each as the most important?)
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I saw it as a collaborative effort. *shrugs* No offense meant, didn't mean to step on any toes.
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I hope it comes as an ebook, or that you have another planet to denude when it comes to being printed.
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Maybe I'm just used to seeing "Prom" written capitalized because I keep seeing this topic at a glance and reading it (completely unintentionally) as "Church porn" which just seems odd to me.
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Sorry all you LDS out there, I'm pretty sure Vulcans are Jewish considering how they greet each other. The "V" is a Jewish symbol given by a specific type of rabbi.
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Nor are most Jews these days. At least, all of my Jewish friends are not Kosher, except for one.
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1 Harken oh ye wicked and selfless ones for the day of reckoning as nigh!
2 I have, in my greatness, winnowed the weak from the strong as the chaff from the wheat. Now behold my greatness, be enlightened, and rejoice in me, who is perfect.
3) I have distracted you with your own vices and steered you away from that which was once the topic of this thread. Namely: The Church of Me.
4) In this distraction I shine in my glory, for I have hijacked this topic and now it is you who are focused on that which is other than me - or to say, that which is you since the me that is you is you and the you that is me is me which that me is my focus and requires all of not only my own attentions but now yours as well because of my greatness.
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