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Fortune Cookie: When you feel like you're alone, your not alone. Yet you are alone. So very very alone.
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A/c should be ENFORCED in public schools..preferrably right now since we're breaking a sweat in class...fudge fudge fudge..
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I felt so good, like anything was possible I hit cruise control and rubbed my eyes the last three days, the rain was un-stoppable it was always cold, no sunshine. Posts: 7083 | Registered: Nov 2000
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"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first"- Ronald Reagan
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Original or unoriginal..referring to sunflower seeds of course..unfortunately it's been banned from school and it doesn't give the janitor anything to do..
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I eat them when I study, it helps me concentrate. I don't think its occured to anyone to bring them to school yet, though now that you mention it......
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A power line by my house went up in sparks. I was eating chinese food and, ironically, I had a fortune cookie saying "Expect something surprising soon".
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Gosh danged fiddlesticks, ruining my reading. It's enough to do, keeping track of my tabby cats and all. But what to do about them? They never listen.
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I went to the first chess club meeting today. I kicked everyones butt. You are now looking at (and I say this with full geekdom pride) The Vice President of The Chess Club and so far label as one of the better players.
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If I bump a thread at 3am, am I now one of those mysterious--"Things that go bump in the night?"
Was Douglas Addams incomplete? The meaning of life is not 42, its Forty to ..... (as in Fourty to Seven, a football score) All we need to do is discover what the #@$@#$@# fortys is something to.
So do all who live to see such pants. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to wear with the pants that are given to us....
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Levi! I am Aragorn son of Arathorn the pant maker and am called Elessar, the seamstriss, Dunadan, heir of the pant maker. Here are the pants that were torn and seamed again! Will you give me more thread or rip my pants? Choose swiftly.
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What I wouldnt give for a large papa johns pizza right now. Im sooo hungry but sooo lazy and no one is home.
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I would like to announce to you the most random thing I heard today: Did you know that you cant kill yourself by holding your breath?
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