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I don't get out much. What's not to love about this? You could use it to sell drugs, smuggle stuff across the pakistani border, use it to hold your pants up, the list goes on and on.
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Y yo no significo paran. Estuve justificar mi uso de espanol. (Yo no tengo un teclado con tildes, tan...)
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My pet lobster tells me it will shave my eyebrows for 3 kilos of meth. That seems pretty steep, and besides, I'm all out of cocoa butter.
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Umm...yeah, that's right...raccoons...okay it was me, but I swear it was a one time thing and I was drunk. That's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it...for now.
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What's the deal with vending machines that require you to pay with polyester, are they trying to get me to take my clothes off? I'll do it if they just ask, eh, waht the hey I'll do it now. *takes clothes off, gives three old ladies heart-attacks, gets dressed again and pretends it never happened*
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I wonder what might happen if they starting applying that to those change ----> bills machines - I bet you'd end up getting more money than you put in... Posts: 667 | Registered: Aug 2003
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It's true, if everyone had a purple flamingo the world would be a better place, but what with the recent problems in the Lithuanian economy, it just isn't possible.
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Just something random to say, you know like "the cheese is on the bridge", or "I wonder If I could turn one of my socks into a shirt"
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RACIST! SEXIST! COMMUNIST!...I ran out of insults so I'll just starting clicking on stuff. I think they should take my clicky things away, I don't use them in a respectable manner.
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Wow, I basicly own this thread now. I'm so glad I scared everyone off 'cause now I got my own thread. MUST CLICK ON STUFF. Posts: 190 | Registered: Sep 2003
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I think there needs to be more randomness in the random thread. Will you still love me tomorrow?
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You can't get there from here, you have to start somewhere else.
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"Are you thinking what I'm thinking Pinky?" "I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it" (probably misquoted)
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One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish Black fish, blue fish, old fish, new fish This one has a little star This one has a little car My! What a lot of fish there are! Yes, some are sad ang some are glad And some are very, very, bad Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad. Some are thin and some are fat The fat one has a yellow hat From there to here, from here to there Funny things are everywhere. Some some have six legs, some have four Some have eight legs, some have more From there to here, from here to there Funny things are everywhere (or was that line: From far to near, from near to far My, what a lot of funny things there are!)
That's all I can remember from memory....
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My friend is being sent to the Phillipeans on his mission. He has to learn Tagalog.
I am planning to get a bunch of friends to go rent 4 of those 'never tip over' things with handles and ride around in the mall and have lancing with light sabers.
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The otter paddles the canoe with a tire iron.
So far, I'm not enamored of the midwest but for the AMAZINGLY STUPENDOUSLY BEAUTIFUL shift in fall colors. The trees are something else. I could stare at them all day.
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All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent. All work and no sex leaves Jack impotent.
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Homer: No beer and no TV makes Homer something something. Marge: Go... crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I DO! Posts: 981 | Registered: Aug 2003
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*Improves thread to better compete with Rhaegar's* Now with full-frontal-nudity! Yeehaw! *Puts on leather thong, grabs two pistols and wildly fires them into the air while riding a mechanical bull* I'll strip for anyone who keeps this thread alive.
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