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ludosti
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I've always wanted something to the effect of: "Forget driving slow enough for your angels to catch up. Just drive faster than your demons!"
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LOL
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The problem with my demons is that they're state police. o_O
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Strokeman,

That's exactly the one I've wanted for a while...

"Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot."

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In response to the bumper stickers that say "My kid beat up your honor student", I wanted to have one made that said "My honor student is also the state wrestling champion".
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Feyd Baron
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One bumper sticker I will own soon is:

"My Australian Shepard is smarter than your honor student."

It's good for a laugh

Feyd

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shepherd.
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Maybe it's referencing an Australian named Shepard.
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I think it was Bob or Dan_Raven who said this, but it totally stuck in my mind for a bumper sticker.

"In case of Rapture, let the Atheist drive the carpool."

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LOL those are great. My mom is starting a craft/embroidery business and was thinking of designing some bumper stickers. If she goes ahead with it I could actually get these made if you wanted. [Smile]
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*honk if you can't see me*
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My friend has one that says, "Stop Global Whining" with the little green earth in the background.

She has another one that I absolutely love, but I don't remember what it is.

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"if you can't be a good example you can at least be a horrible warning"
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The one I've always wanted to make would say:

"Is that phone surgically implanted in your ear, or does it just appear that way?"

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I love my bumper sticker that reads "I brake for Amazons" so much that I don't want to use it...

Another idea:
The enemy's gate is DOWN-a testament to original thinking. And a reference to a great book.

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I saw this on someone's shirt at the last baseall game I went to:

"Shawn Green is a Mama's Boy"

[Cool]

"My honor student got your child expelled"

Hobbes [Smile]

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"My child has the cleanest cell in cell block 9"
"My child has never won an award for anything, ever"
"Leave no turn unstoned"
"We are the mose powerful planet on Earth-Dan Quayle"

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"Gollum Lives"
"Do you know the way to San Jose?"
"Spelling Police squad car." (That should clear the roads for me.)
"Speed Limits are against my religion."
"Feline, the other white meat."

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twinky
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"I took the blue pill."

...and "The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'" comes from another forum [Smile]

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HatrackChess
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On a cop car:

"My cell mate used to be on the force too..."

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Annie
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They sell magnetic strips the same size as a bumper sticker so you don't have to commit your car to anything these days [Smile]

These already exist, but I'll mention them again for a laugh:

I used to have a bumper sticker (when I used to have a car) that had a seatbelt logo and said "BUCKLE UP! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car."

My friend has one that, from a normal distance says "Support Law Enforcement"," but upon closer inspection, has writing above and below so it reads "If I put up this bumper sticker that says SUPPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT, will it get me out of a ticket, Officer?"

And my favorite - written in red: "If this is blue, you're driving too fast."

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"I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter."

"If the Earth didn't suck, we'll all fall off."

"Stop reading my Bumper Sticker"

"Ok, you can read and drive. Do any other tricks?"

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I've always been fond of

"Bad cop, no donut"

But I don't have the gaul to put it on my car.

Feyd

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quote:
written in red: "If this is blue, you're driving too fast."
ROFLOL!!!
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Hobbes
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"Mormons do it tell you're saved"

[Cool] [Monkeys] [Cool]

Hobbes [Smile]

[ November 04, 2003, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

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PSI Teleport
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One I saw:
"It's God's job to forgive Osama...
It's our job to arrange the meeting."

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"If you get any closer, our cars will have to get married."

I really hate tailgaters.

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DARE: To keep Cops off Doughnuts.
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Not too sure if I posted this in the last thread:

I laugh at F1's, go out to watch F3's,
& kiss my @ss goodbye for F5's!

And I want my tag on my new VW to say:

AFK
[ROFL]

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Speed
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I've always wanted to make a bumper sticker that read:

"I'd rather be speeding"

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The latest and greatest honor student bumper sticker:

"This deliquent is having sex with your gorgeous honor student."

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Hey Feyd, that would be that you don't have the "gall" to put it under your car. I am currently studied up on gall bladders and gallstones after having mine recently removed.

I believe putting a Gaul on your car would equate to a bumper sticker of Jacque Chirac.
[Big Grin]

AJ

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*bump*

I just can't let people here at Hatrack not see the blue-shift sticker! [ROFL]

Hobbes [Smile]

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i don't put bumper stickers on my car (i drive a "luxury car"), but i would make an exception for 'the enemy's gate is down.'

as far as ones of my own, i think they already exist, but i like them anyway:

visualize whirled peas
got cookies? (no really, got any cookies?)

ok, i can't think of any more. how sad.

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I used to see the hippie bumper sticker "Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty" all over Madison. I always thought it would be better to say:

"Commit constant kindness and meaningful acts of beauty"

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"The closer you get, the slower I go."
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one i've seen
"Unless your a hemroid get off my @$$"

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quote:
"My child has never won an award for anything, ever"
[ROFL]
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Surf Colorado!

Ski Kansas!

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"You're not different, just stupid."

[Smile]

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My favorite of all the ones I've seen was:

Picard/Riker
for President/VP

(showing my age...... I know)

FG

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Annie
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In high school, I had a bumper sticker in Klingon.

You can never call yourself the nerdiest person alive again.

I also had one that my aunt sent me from Dubai - it said "I Love Camels" in arabic. For non-Arabic speakers, it also had a large heart and a camel silhouette.

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careful with that one Annie. Some non-arabic reading drivers may misinterpret that bumper sticker to believe that you have a foundness for humps/humping etc.

"Morticians Call Drivers on their Cell Phones to increase business" is a bit long.

"I Break for Puns"

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Two I've thought of that haven't made it to bumper stickers or tshirts (OK - maybe there's a good reason):

"Older, wiser and...duller!"

"If they outlaw smoking, only outlaws will have cancer"

[Smile]

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This isn't really Cruz, Emp, whatever you wnana call him...I am just too lazy to sign in myself. [Big Grin]

Personal Favs that may exist and if they don't they SHOULD.

No Jesus, no war. Know Jesus, know war.
(Inspired by the "No Jesus, no peace. Know Jesus, know peace" bumper sticker and the fact that most wars started for religious reasons and/or differences.)

Get off my @$$...I'm not your prison B****!
(I made that one up...if it does exist it means someone is psychic, or just as cool as I am.) [Wink]

A village in Texas is missing it's idiot.
(Seen on a t-shirt...)

I had some other good ones...but they flew away out of my brain. [Razz]

-posted by JeweledHeart [Taunt]

[ November 04, 2003, 03:32 PM: Message edited by: zeroemus ]

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My brother has one that says:
"Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!"

And I saw one once that said:
"Smile if you aren't wearing any underwear."
of couse, you have to laugh, and it makes people wonder...
[Big Grin]

[ November 04, 2003, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Eruve Nandiriel ]

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not my original thoughts...

1. Just Like Daddy: One Term
2. Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!
3. Bush/Cheney '04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile
4. Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!
5. BU__SH__!
6. Bush/Cheney '04: Because the Truth Just isn't Good Enough
7. Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism
8. Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-Voodoo All Over Again!
9. Halliburton - 1; Constitution - 0
10. Bush/Cheney '04: Get used to it!
11. Bush/Cheney '04: In your heart, you know they're technically correct

12. Bush/Cheney '04: No billionaire left behind
13. Bush/Cheney '04: Less CIA -- More CYA
14. Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
15. Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a safer place, one quagmire at a time
16. Bush/Cheney '04: Or else
17. Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served
18. Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservation
19. Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention
20. Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!
21. Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast
22. Bush/Cheney '04: Elect Us This Time!
23. Bush/Cheney '04: It's our oil anyway!
24. Bush/Cheney '04: Asses of Evil
25. Don't Think. - Vote Bush!
26. George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency
27. George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot
28. George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt
29. George W. Bush: The Buck Stops Over There
30. Civil Rights? Wrong!
31. Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush!
32. Peace & Prosperity Suck
33. Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"
34. Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!"
35. Vision for the 19th Century!
36. Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier
37. Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!
38. Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!
39. Who would Jesus Bomb?
40. Vote Republican: We Know What's Best
41. No One Died When Clinton Lied.
42. Vote Republican: It's Easier Than Thinking.
43. Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld & Ashcroft: What's Not to Love?
44. Vote Bush: The War's Over (but the body count continues)
45. Surplus? What Surplus?
46. Iraq: Another Faith-Based Initiative
47. It's Not the Person, It's the Flightsuit that Matters!
48. Vote Republican: You weren't using all those freedoms anyway
49. Vote Republican: We Know Where You Live!
50. Bush/Cheney '04 - Because Iran Sucks Too.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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to put on '85 Nissan Stanza:
"I'd rather be driving a Mustang."

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quote:
"The closer you get, the slower I go."
My philosophy
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This one is for Mack. Today I saw a little car (not a KIA, alas, and in Ohio) with individual sticky letters in a row where the college logo usually goes centered on the back window. It said:

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."

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