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I've always wanted something to the effect of: "Forget driving slow enough for your angels to catch up. Just drive faster than your demons!"
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In response to the bumper stickers that say "My kid beat up your honor student", I wanted to have one made that said "My honor student is also the state wrestling champion".
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LOL those are great. My mom is starting a craft/embroidery business and was thinking of designing some bumper stickers. If she goes ahead with it I could actually get these made if you wanted. Posts: 1132 | Registered: A Long Time Ago!
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I love my bumper sticker that reads "I brake for Amazons" so much that I don't want to use it...
Another idea: The enemy's gate is DOWN-a testament to original thinking. And a reference to a great book.
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"My child has the cleanest cell in cell block 9" "My child has never won an award for anything, ever" "Leave no turn unstoned" "We are the mose powerful planet on Earth-Dan Quayle"
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"Gollum Lives" "Do you know the way to San Jose?" "Spelling Police squad car." (That should clear the roads for me.) "Speed Limits are against my religion." "Feline, the other white meat."
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They sell magnetic strips the same size as a bumper sticker so you don't have to commit your car to anything these days
These already exist, but I'll mention them again for a laugh:
I used to have a bumper sticker (when I used to have a car) that had a seatbelt logo and said "BUCKLE UP! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car."
My friend has one that, from a normal distance says "Support Law Enforcement"," but upon closer inspection, has writing above and below so it reads "If I put up this bumper sticker that says SUPPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT, will it get me out of a ticket, Officer?"
And my favorite - written in red: "If this is blue, you're driving too fast."
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Hey Feyd, that would be that you don't have the "gall" to put it under your car. I am currently studied up on gall bladders and gallstones after having mine recently removed.
I believe putting a Gaul on your car would equate to a bumper sticker of Jacque Chirac.
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I used to see the hippie bumper sticker "Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty" all over Madison. I always thought it would be better to say:
"Commit constant kindness and meaningful acts of beauty"
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In high school, I had a bumper sticker in Klingon.
You can never call yourself the nerdiest person alive again.
I also had one that my aunt sent me from Dubai - it said "I Love Camels" in arabic. For non-Arabic speakers, it also had a large heart and a camel silhouette.
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careful with that one Annie. Some non-arabic reading drivers may misinterpret that bumper sticker to believe that you have a foundness for humps/humping etc.
"Morticians Call Drivers on their Cell Phones to increase business" is a bit long.
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This isn't really Cruz, Emp, whatever you wnana call him...I am just too lazy to sign in myself.
Personal Favs that may exist and if they don't they SHOULD.
No Jesus, no war. Know Jesus, know war. (Inspired by the "No Jesus, no peace. Know Jesus, know peace" bumper sticker and the fact that most wars started for religious reasons and/or differences.)
Get off my @$$...I'm not your prison B****! (I made that one up...if it does exist it means someone is psychic, or just as cool as I am.)
A village in Texas is missing it's idiot. (Seen on a t-shirt...)
I had some other good ones...but they flew away out of my brain.
1. Just Like Daddy: One Term 2. Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars! 3. Bush/Cheney '04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile 4. Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now! 5. BU__SH__! 6. Bush/Cheney '04: Because the Truth Just isn't Good Enough 7. Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism 8. Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-Voodoo All Over Again! 9. Halliburton - 1; Constitution - 0 10. Bush/Cheney '04: Get used to it! 11. Bush/Cheney '04: In your heart, you know they're technically correct
12. Bush/Cheney '04: No billionaire left behind 13. Bush/Cheney '04: Less CIA -- More CYA 14. Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex! 15. Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a safer place, one quagmire at a time 16. Bush/Cheney '04: Or else 17. Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served 18. Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservation 19. Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention 20. Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid! 21. Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast 22. Bush/Cheney '04: Elect Us This Time! 23. Bush/Cheney '04: It's our oil anyway! 24. Bush/Cheney '04: Asses of Evil 25. Don't Think. - Vote Bush! 26. George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency 27. George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot 28. George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt 29. George W. Bush: The Buck Stops Over There 30. Civil Rights? Wrong! 31. Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush! 32. Peace & Prosperity Suck 33. Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude" 34. Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!" 35. Vision for the 19th Century! 36. Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier 37. Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer! 38. Vote for Bush & You Get Dick! 39. Who would Jesus Bomb? 40. Vote Republican: We Know What's Best 41. No One Died When Clinton Lied. 42. Vote Republican: It's Easier Than Thinking. 43. Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld & Ashcroft: What's Not to Love? 44. Vote Bush: The War's Over (but the body count continues) 45. Surplus? What Surplus? 46. Iraq: Another Faith-Based Initiative 47. It's Not the Person, It's the Flightsuit that Matters! 48. Vote Republican: You weren't using all those freedoms anyway 49. Vote Republican: We Know Where You Live! 50. Bush/Cheney '04 - Because Iran Sucks Too.
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This one is for Mack. Today I saw a little car (not a KIA, alas, and in Ohio) with individual sticky letters in a row where the college logo usually goes centered on the back window. It said:
"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."
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