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Topic: "The Mallows" A Jerk Chicky production.
Ralphie
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posted August 06, 2003 06:16 AM
Because my photoshopping skills are still that of a novice, I simply did a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 version of Jack Chick's The Party Girl .MST3k's The Party Girl .[ August 06, 2003, 06:54 AM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
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Hobbes
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posted August 06, 2003 06:54 AM
quote: Why, I'm kicking ass for Jesus dear If not the funniest thing I've read on Hatrack, it's darn close!
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ak
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posted August 06, 2003 06:54 AM
ROFL! Ralphie, that was great!
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Jacare Sorridente
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posted August 06, 2003 08:33 AM
That was AWESOME Ralphie.
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asQmh
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posted August 06, 2003 08:46 AM
Ralphie, that was stinkin' hilarious.[ August 06, 2003, 09:20 AM: Message edited by: asQmh ]
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Jon Boy
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posted August 06, 2003 11:24 AM
"I like when she played Orc #22 in 'Fellowship of the Ring.'"
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Ralphie
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posted August 06, 2003 01:58 PM
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Morbo
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posted August 06, 2003 04:19 PM
Good one Ralphie.
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saxon75
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posted August 06, 2003 04:32 PM
quote: Crow: But it hurts like the fire, Mike. Sweet.
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Noemon
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posted August 06, 2003 04:39 PM
I'm only part way through Ralphie's, but I've got to say it--Ralphie, you're a frickin' comic genius! quote: If putting a bucket on your head upside down, filling it with flowers and calling it a hat is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Bob the Lawyer
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posted August 06, 2003 04:51 PM
Man oh man. It's a rare day indeed when I read something that makes me laugh out loud
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Eaquae Legit
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posted August 06, 2003 08:00 PM
Ah man, that was great. Awesome. Siskel and EL give it two thumbs up!
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Ralphie
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posted August 07, 2003 04:18 AM
At Bob t. Lawyer's bequest, I give you Bad Bob! here .)[ August 07, 2003, 05:17 AM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
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Duragon C. Mikado
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posted August 07, 2003 04:29 AM
Thor, that was by far one of the funniest things I've ever seen since I was playing EV Nova and a Red Leviathan with the AYBABTU Cats showed up and started launching Fighters at me proclaiming "For Great Justice." quote: Jesus wants you to shut your mouth!
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Bob the Lawyer
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posted August 07, 2003 09:58 AM
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asQmh
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posted August 07, 2003 11:04 AM
Well, Bob, God thought your cousin was a @!!!**!.
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Ralphie
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posted August 07, 2003 12:45 PM
::shyly::
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Ralphie
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posted August 07, 2003 01:11 PM
Too late, Q. I'm itching to make a new one, anyway.
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saxon75
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posted August 07, 2003 01:39 PM
I think the doctor looked more like Gene Shalit than Leon Trotsky. But the Crow baptism was pure gold.
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Ralphie
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posted August 07, 2003 01:55 PM
You're right. Gene Shalit would have been WAY better.
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zgator
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posted August 07, 2003 01:59 PM
One of our obstetricians looks like Gene Shalit.
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asQmh
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posted August 07, 2003 03:38 PM
Ralphie, you gotta make me one . . . .The Death Cookie for me?? Please?
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Ralphie
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posted August 07, 2003 04:04 PM
Q. - That's an excellent choice.
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asQmh
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posted August 07, 2003 05:16 PM
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Ryuko
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posted August 07, 2003 11:05 PM
Can't... typ[e... alaughting... so hard.... LOLLLLL!!!
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Shigosei
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posted August 07, 2003 11:27 PM
Wow, that's really funny. Ralphie, you are a genius!
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Icarus
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posted August 11, 2003 12:00 AM
Crap. Guess I'll stop working on "Bad Bob" now.
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Ralphie
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posted August 11, 2003 12:04 AM
I'm currently working on Q's suggestion of "The Death Cookie."
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Hobbes
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posted August 26, 2003 11:23 PM
<cough>
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Maccabeus
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posted August 26, 2003 11:29 PM
I was working on one myself, but I don't have anywhere to post it, and I'm not sure the guy who volunteered to put them on his page can handle these files...
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Ralphie
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posted August 26, 2003 11:38 PM
Q - I got half way through Death Cookie and just stopped. I think I got lazy.
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Hobbes
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posted August 26, 2003 11:57 PM
I'm the guy who volunteered, why don't you think I can handle them? Or instead of answering, just send them to me (at wahra@babylonia.flatirons.org) and I'll try.
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Maccabeus
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posted August 27, 2003 12:36 AM
Well, I'm not anywhere near finished yet...
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Hobbes
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posted September 04, 2003 10:39 PM
Hmm, I've heard of .png files but I don't know anything about them. If they don't require any serve-side help then I can handle them, other wise your pretty much out of luck.
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Jon Boy
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posted September 04, 2003 11:03 PM
If you're using Fireworks, you have to save the file and then export it as an image. Yeah, I know; it's totally ghetto. My advice: get a better image editing program.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted September 04, 2003 11:27 PM
My roomate thinks I'm nuts, I laughed so hard at Crow's baptism!
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fugu13
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posted September 05, 2003 01:14 AM
png is an excellent format. It stands for portable network graphics, and can be a drop in gif replacement, though it is (or rather, can be) many thousands of times more flexible and accurate.
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Hobbes
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posted September 05, 2003 01:18 AM
Well then send it on over!
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted September 05, 2003 05:13 PM
Ralphie, you said you finished your new parody. Where's the link?
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Toni
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posted September 05, 2003 05:35 PM
No... ALMOST. Almost. I have to do a couple things to it.
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saxon75
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posted September 05, 2003 05:38 PM
Why is it that women never want to listen to me? I've told you like four times that people are waiting for the new one, but nooooooo you just don't want to hear it from me. Will you believe muppet, at least?
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saxon75
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posted September 05, 2003 05:51 PM
Exactly.
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T. Analog Kid
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posted September 05, 2003 05:55 PM
<can't wait to see Toni's version of "the death cookie">
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Toni
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posted September 06, 2003 01:50 PM
Today. Soon.
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Avadaru
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posted September 06, 2003 02:09 PM
Ralphie, that was...brilliant. [ September 06, 2003, 02:10 PM: Message edited by: Avadaru ]
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted September 06, 2003 02:49 PM
:::eagerly awaiting link to Ralphie's Death Cookie Parody:::
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