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Topic: Night Time Hatrackers - Give Me an Excuse to Use This Handle
Ralphie
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posted September 09, 2003 02:06 AM
I have ten posts I need. This is one of them. Say something interesting to make this thread not a blatant cheat for a specific post count.
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jeniwren
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posted September 09, 2003 02:09 AM
"something interesting" Did you know that the average human brain weighs 14lbs?
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rivka
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posted September 09, 2003 02:09 AM
And why aren't you back in chat, where you ought to be? Hmm?
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Ryuko
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posted September 09, 2003 02:09 AM
Yes, I agree. Get back here and give us some Ralphie luvin!
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Deirdre
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posted September 09, 2003 02:10 AM
Waffles.
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Ralphie
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posted September 09, 2003 02:10 AM
Very interesting, jeniwren. ::nods head as if jeniwren is extremely fascinating::
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Ralphie
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posted September 09, 2003 02:13 AM
I guess I actually only needed nine in total. Six now. Okay, more interesting stuff.
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T_Smith
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posted September 09, 2003 02:13 AM
I posted a thread just for you to respond "lol" on. So go use it.
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saxon75
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posted September 09, 2003 02:14 AM
I'm here. The thread is now interesting. Voila!
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Deirdre
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posted September 09, 2003 02:14 AM
Waffles aren't interesting?
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T_Smith
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posted September 09, 2003 02:15 AM
Not without arms and 2 eyes they're not.
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Lazer King
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posted September 09, 2003 02:16 AM
Ralphie- 1- What is your secret for scouting and encouraging cool noobies? 2- How do you tell a cool noobie from a goober noobie?
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T_Smith
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posted September 09, 2003 02:18 AM
Cool newbies compliment Ralphie more than me. Goober newbies compliment me more than Ralphie.
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LadyDove
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posted September 09, 2003 02:18 AM
Ooops- didn't notice that John's SN was logged on.
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Ryuko
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posted September 09, 2003 02:19 AM
Fact: I don't know any interesting facts, straight offhand.
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Ralphie
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posted September 09, 2003 02:21 AM
LazerKing - Very interesting questions. (Or, let's say for the sake of arguement they are.) Cool n00bs and g00ber n00bs can be deciphered one of two ways: First, are they all about the Ralphie Luv? This is essential to seamlessly join the motif that is Hatrack. Being all about the Ralphie Luv can manifest itself in many ways. Abject worship, fanboy and/or fangirling, allowing Ralphie to hit you up for cash when she may just be waiting for that paycheck to come in on Friday and she'll pay you right back she swears, and many other ways that benefit the community as a whole. Learning to be all about the Ralphie Luv, should it not come easily for you, is imperative and well-rewarding. Second, are they all about the Ralphie Luv? It cannot be stressed enough how this will make or break a newbie. For quality instructions, see above methods. If you can answer yes to either of these questions than you, too, are a cool n00b. [ September 09, 2003, 02:22 AM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
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Ryuko
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posted September 09, 2003 02:22 AM
Fact: I was a goober newbie.
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jeniwren
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posted September 09, 2003 02:23 AM
That's okay, Ralphie, you don't have to patronize me. I know I'm not exactly Ralphie-level fascination material. But I do have pink hair, which the kids at church tonight thought was hilarious.
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Ethics Gradient
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posted September 09, 2003 02:26 AM
I'll tell ya what luv Ralphie is all about...
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Ralphie
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posted September 09, 2003 02:26 AM
No, I wasn't patronizing Jeniwren. I had a friend who does that for EVERYONE, and I find it really funny. So, when I think something is interesting, especially in a comical setting such as this, I emulate it. But, you know, since you don't know her or the running joke, I can totally see how it would come across that way. Sorry. Hey, kids - Third way to be cool n00b: don't patronize jeniwren, unlike Ralphie, who is not a cool n00b.
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Ralphie
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posted September 09, 2003 02:27 AM
EG - o rilly
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Morbo
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posted September 09, 2003 02:28 AM
My favorite paradoxical trivia: sub-Saharan Africa has both the highest fertility rate and the highest in fertility rate of any region on Earth. From the same short article, people make love 100 million times a day, as a total, on average. source:UN-WHO
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Ralphie
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posted September 09, 2003 02:33 AM
O RILLY
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jeniwren
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posted September 09, 2003 02:35 AM
Darn me. I really need to use smilies more often. I was smiling. Patronize me all you want. I like it. I am keeping track of how often the exalted, regal, cheeto-loving Ralphie writes a post specifically to me. It makes my evening.
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@Ease
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posted September 09, 2003 02:36 AM
I want to join the Ralphie fan club and get my "I LUV RALPHIE" pin. Where do I sign-up?
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Deirdre
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posted September 09, 2003 02:36 AM
quote: O RILLY I don't think that should count. It's kinda redundant, don't you think?
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Zotto!
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posted September 09, 2003 02:37 AM
*is obviously a cool newb, then* All Ralphie! *bends wookies with impunity*
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Morbo
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posted September 09, 2003 02:37 AM
Jeniwren, you and Ralphie should do a combined landmark, you're both so close to round numbers.
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T_Smith
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posted September 09, 2003 02:38 AM
What the frell do you think post whoring is? <--pimp of postwhores <--knows postwhoring very well
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Ralphie
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posted September 09, 2003 02:39 AM
Well, you're going to get my last post-whoring attempt, jeniwren. Next post will be 5000. (You're awfully close to 3k, yourself, sweetie. ) And, of course, a landmark shall follow. If you're lucky. Post-whoring *out*
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twinky
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posted September 09, 2003 02:40 AM
Aw, Ralphie, you're a sweetie. <3
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Ethics Gradient
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posted September 09, 2003 02:42 AM
Damn. I was going to say all sorts of flattering things about Ralphie's gorgeous eyes, brilliant rack and attractive figure - not to mention her amazing sense of humour, caring personality and keen intellect - so taht she'd have to use her 5,000th post to respond. But I guess I've been foiled.
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Morbo
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posted September 09, 2003 02:42 AM
you're going to get my last post-whoring attempt--Ralphie Irish cop: Sure, sure ya are, lassie. And me mother's the Madonna. Now go on with yez, ya post-whore.
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Deirdre
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posted September 09, 2003 02:43 AM
Hey, Ralphie! I just had the most facinating idea! I was just thinking-- Oh, drat. Too late. *sigh*
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Morbo
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posted September 09, 2003 02:47 AM
Thanks for the invite to chat, and for putting me on your buddy list, Toni. I feel so special now. I don't chat much, but you are on my list, okay?
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jeniwren
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posted September 09, 2003 02:47 AM
I got the last post.
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katharina
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posted September 09, 2003 10:28 AM
quote: But I do have pink hair, which the kids at church tonight thought was hilarious. You showed the kids at church??
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jeniwren
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posted September 09, 2003 10:29 AM
Of course. I show everyone.
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saxon75
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posted September 09, 2003 12:20 PM
quote: *bends wookies with impunity* This just sounds dirty to me.
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Ralphie
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posted September 09, 2003 12:32 PM
So it's not just me, then.
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asQmh
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posted September 09, 2003 12:42 PM
No. I'd say wookie bending has definite dirty connotations. And not just to Ralphie. Q.
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