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Topic: Bah, humbug--or a thread for crotchety Rackers who have no minions or sycophants.
Ralphie
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posted September 17, 2003 04:50 PM
It's there. I used a Sharpie and everything.
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saxon75
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posted September 17, 2003 04:51 PM
T, they're not my rules, they're The Rules. Don't take it out on me just because the rest of Hatrack puts peer pressure on you. Besides, these days it seems like you're much more likely to fall under Section 5A with respect to Saudade.
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Erik Slaine
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posted September 17, 2003 04:53 PM
What? Are some of you just posing as free agents? I am shocked. Are there any bagels?
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Ralphie
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posted September 17, 2003 04:56 PM
Oh, please. You are SO my property, Erik. Look, everyone do a Cheek Check. I sharpied all my hizzos, and if you don't think I wasn't thorough, you don't know the power of the Ralphster's Sharpie. And yes, claiming you is as good as having gotten Sharpied, so don't make me come over there.
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Erik Slaine
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posted September 17, 2003 05:08 PM
I still need clarification on the 401k. I haven't signed any contracts yet.
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Erik Slaine
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posted September 17, 2003 05:14 PM
Besides, T_Smith was offering a trip to Las Vegas to sweeten the deal....
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Jexxster
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posted September 17, 2003 05:21 PM
Hmmm, so I am wondering if I need to offer myself up as a minion to someone, being new and all. . .
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 17, 2003 05:26 PM
I am free of any minions. I am no ones minion. Infact there are very few people I will treat with any sort of kindness. I enjoy a certain superiority to the rest of you so-
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katharina
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posted September 17, 2003 05:33 PM
Whatever. You belong to Pat.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 17, 2003 05:38 PM
Owns me? Don't you think that a minion of Pat's could spell better?
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Ralphie
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posted September 17, 2003 05:49 PM
No. In fact, shoddy workmanship is actually the hallmark of anything owned by Pat.
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T_Smith
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posted September 17, 2003 05:51 PM
Ya, I mean... look at Jon.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 17, 2003 05:51 PM
So, since I build houses, it's a good thing Pat does not own me.
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Erik Slaine
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posted September 17, 2003 05:54 PM
REALITY CHECK:EN-->Check your signup date.
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Ralphie
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posted September 17, 2003 06:32 PM
Holy heck, Erik, that was funny.
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Fishtail
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posted September 18, 2003 04:01 AM
I've been squeezed by Ralphie! Is that better than being thwacked by Mack?
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Icarus
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posted September 18, 2003 02:19 PM
quote: I just don't feel I can hand over that much of my Hatrackotomy. I thought about having a Hatrackotomy, but then I decided not to, in case I ever changed my-- Wait a minute--
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Bokonon
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posted September 18, 2003 02:21 PM
Minions and sycophants are for joiners. The cool kids are smoking (eating) their (candy) cigarettes down at the corner deli (cyber cafe). -Bok (Bok)
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Dan_raven
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posted September 18, 2003 02:59 PM
I still can't find any marks on my backside Ralphie, but its hard to see back there. I'll make you a deal. I'll let you check mine if I can check yours.
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Ralphie
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posted September 18, 2003 03:05 PM
Dan_raven! This is a family forum! Okay, sure.
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