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Ralphie
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It's there. I used a Sharpie and everything.
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saxon75
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T, they're not my rules, they're The Rules. Don't take it out on me just because the rest of Hatrack puts peer pressure on you. Besides, these days it seems like you're much more likely to fall under Section 5A with respect to Saudade.
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Erik Slaine
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What? Are some of you just posing as free agents?

I am shocked.

Are there any bagels?

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Ralphie
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Oh, please. You are SO my property, Erik.

Look, everyone do a Cheek Check. I sharpied all my hizzos, and if you don't think I wasn't thorough, you don't know the power of the Ralphster's Sharpie.

And yes, claiming you is as good as having gotten Sharpied, so don't make me come over there.

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Erik Slaine
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[Confused]
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Erik Slaine
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I still need clarification on the 401k. I haven't signed any contracts yet.
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Erik Slaine
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Besides, T_Smith was offering a trip to Las Vegas to sweeten the deal.... [Big Grin]
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Hmmm, so I am wondering if I need to offer myself up as a minion to someone, being new and all. . .
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Head Ditch Digger
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I am free of any minions. I am no ones minion. Infact there are very few people I will treat with any sort of kindness.

I enjoy a certain superiority to the rest of you so- [Taunt]

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katharina
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Whatever. You belong to Pat.
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Scott the PatSlayer
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NOT!
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katharina
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He owns you.
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Head Ditch Digger
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Owns me?

Don't you think that a minion of Pat's could spell better?

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Ralphie
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No. In fact, shoddy workmanship is actually the hallmark of anything owned by Pat.
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T_Smith
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Ya, I mean... look at Jon.
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Head Ditch Digger
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So, since I build houses, it's a good thing Pat does not own me.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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I want minions. [Frown]
*pouts*

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Erik Slaine
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REALITY CHECK:EN-->Check your signup date.
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Ralphie
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Holy heck, Erik, that was funny.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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*pouts harder*
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[Eek!] I've been squeezed by Ralphie! Is that better than being thwacked by Mack? [Confused]
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quote:
I just don't feel I can hand over that much of my Hatrackotomy.
I thought about having a Hatrackotomy, but then I decided not to, in case I ever changed my--

Wait a minute-- [Angst]

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Bokonon
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Minions and sycophants are for joiners.

The cool kids are smoking (eating) their (candy) cigarettes down at the corner deli (cyber cafe).

-Bok (Bok)

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I still can't find any marks on my backside Ralphie, but its hard to see back there.

I'll make you a deal. I'll let you check mine if I can check yours.

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Ralphie
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Dan_raven! This is a family forum!

Okay, sure.

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