I entered my user name I use here to see what popped out and, well, let's just say there would be quite o' bit o' autocensoring going on. Wasn't prepared for that.
Used my real first name I got this:
Running amidst the wasteland, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Peter! And he gives a booming howl:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"
quote: Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the hotel lobby! It is Rivka, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a bloodthirsty scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!!"
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I thought the one with my real name was definetely cool: Rampaging across the candy store, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Ashley! And she gives a booming roar: "I'm going to torment you until you turn magenta, and hit you with a steamroller!"
But I saw the one with my handle, and was completely blown away: Striding along the wasteland, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sarcastic Muppet! And she gives a booming cry: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I plunder with reckless abandon!!!"
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Hark! Who is that, prowling across the tarmac! It is Tabithecat, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to torment you in such an inhumane manner, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"
that is one heck of a battle cry, makes me feel all tuff and enpowered.
(which is a big change from how I've been feeling of late)
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I forgot about my real name.... O_o How symptomatic is that?
quote: Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the plains! It is Abby, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a booming bellow, her voice cometh:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"
I like this one better...
Sorry if the answers got a bit racy... I didn't realize that'd happen when I posted the link..
quote:Lo! Who is that skipping down the sidewalk? Tis' jehovoid, hands brandishing a giant, multi-colored lollipop! And with a voice filled with gaiety and merriment, he sings:
I got a lollipop! Yay! I got a lollipop! Yay! I got a lollipop! Yay!
Wow, I really got shafted on that one.
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I'd love to know what algorithm they're using. It doesn't depend on the letters, because rearranging my name got different results.
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quote:Yea! Who is that man walking backwards on a treadmill? Tis, jehovoid, strumming vigorously on a banjo! And from the depths of his throat he ullulates:
Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed...
quote:What ho! Who goes there doing the electric slide across the floor of the Senate? Why, it's jehovoid! Swinging a computer mouse around his head by the cord, and whispering at the bottom of his lungs, he says...
Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits, huhuhuhhuh.
Stalking out of the cliffs, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Jeni! And she gives a gutteral roar: "I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!"
With my full name:
Prowling along the hotel lobby, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Jennifer ___! And she gives a mighty grunt: "I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"
quote: What Is Your Battle Cry? Running amidst the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Eslaine! And she gives a vengeful bellow: "I'm going to clobber you until the sun burns out, and throw you out the airplane door!!"
quote:Stalking along the fields, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Erik Slaine! And he gives a booming grunt: "In the name of malice, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!"
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Lo! Who is that, stalking across the terrain! It is Morbo, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall traumatize the entire planet!"
Pretty apropos, except for the chainlink.
My first name generated something too dirty to post. Grady is my middle name,
Stalking along the mountains, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Grady! And he gives a cruel howl:
"I'm going to punch you until you acquire caulrophobia!!"
quote: Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the fields! It is Bonduca, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a gutteral scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to contort you so forcibly, Buddha will explode!!"
And even better...
quote: Running across the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh George Bush! And he gives a vengeful roar:
"I'm going to clobber you with such disregard for common sense, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"
quote:Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the cliffs! It is Katie, hands clutching a mighty sword! She bellows homicidally:
"This one's for you, mom! I pillage like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
Oh, good grief. THAT's my battle cry? THOSE are the words that are to strike terror in the hearts of my enemies and bring the hecklers to their knees?? I'm a FOUR-YEAR-OLD?!?
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"I'm going to hump you harder than God thought possible, and trade you for a candy bar!!" Lol, thats when i use my real name. "I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!" and thats my login name here. The first one is great!
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quote:Clasping perilously onto any semblance of sentient thought, searching futily for some sign of a working sensory apparatus, Ralphie's mind near resonants:
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Who is that, running out of the terrain! It is Head Ditch Digger, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to contort you into the fast lane!"
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