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I'll chip in $20, and volunteer to head up a New Orleans-Chicago roadtrip/pick-up service.
Maybe we could check out timeshares in Chicago, since once we have one of these things, we're gonna want another.
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Okay -- who's this Leto guy? I see you all mention him alot, but don't find any actual posts by him when I do a search. Is that Kama's real boyfriend, or are just guys just kidding her?
Kama -- I have a cousin over there -- will you bring him with you when you come, so I can finally meet him???
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There isn't any way I could make it to the con, but I'd be willing to contribute $20 to the "Fly Kama to Chicago" fund. Just email me an address to send it to.
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Actually, to avoid being bombarded by email messages requesting $20, I'll rephrase that--Tom or CT, email me an address and I'll send $20.
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Yes, I vouch for CT! She should be treasurer, if she will take it on. CT, I hope you did get my check from our other project? I don't balance my checkbook so I never know if things come through.
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the timeshare would be an interesting idea, however we still don't have a workable date... how far into the future should this be? clearly at least 6 months after Wenchcon, if not longer.
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HAHA!!! Kama's reaction to this was choice.
I would rob a bank to get to a HatrackCon in Chicago. And I would also pick up an extra $20 for Kama.
Chicago is just the coolest city in the states because *I* was born and raised there.
Glenview is a great upper west side/close to O'Hare/classy suburb that I'm sure has some lodgings. (I don't know how cheap they'd be, as the neighborhood is kind of nice.)
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Well...maybe 2005 or 2006 I can go to a Hatrack Con. Unles...why don't plan a Hatrack Con here in Brazil? Rio de Janeiro is beautiful right now. Summer, you know. :-)
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You have all those lithe, tan, hot Brazillian chicks down there that run around half nekked.
I'd have to beat them all with sticks in a vanity-stricken, jealous rage. That would be bad for press. Posts: 7600 | Registered: Jan 2001
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Beat people with sticks is fairly common here. Ops...no, sorry...that would be our police. ;-)
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Which is still better than my reaction to the title. I keep expecting recipes for cooking toddlers.
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Wow, that is an interesting "modest proposal". I'd never heard of it before, but I'm sure Tom knew about it. JA
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We read it in HS when we did a unit on satirical essays. That was a VERY noisy class -- a number of my classmates didn't get the concept of "satire." Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003
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Um, kat, I suspect that's an exaggeration for effect. It was far more likely that the babies were born underweight -- this is supposed to be a suggestion to deal with widespread hunger.
OTOH, Swift was lived when men had little contact with newborns. Maybe he just had no idea what an average newborn weighed. Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003
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I'm not sure she'd have that reaction, AJ. I mean, she did marry the dude. You know Tom's packing a bit of a Davidson missile under his pants, there.
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Sadly, Eddie, the last time I was photographed naked on a beach, I was surrounded by people trying to push me back into the water.
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But in all fairness, the emoticon would have to follow the blowjob monkeys, not precede it. And the emoticon would definitely need to precede the oral sex, unless Tom's a fan of snowballs.
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quote:But in all fairness, the emoticon would have to follow the blowjob monkeys, not precede it. And the emoticon would definitely need to precede the oral sex, unless Tom's a fan of snowballs.
EWWWW! Mister explicit!
"Hey, look there's the edge! And there goes Eddie right over it!"
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