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Frisco
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In which level of Hell do you belong?

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Mmmm...Helen of Troy. *drools*

*clears throat*

Clearly, they have no idea what they're talking about, but a fun test nonetheless.

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I ended up in Purgatory. Not bad.
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Woo hoo!! Purgatory!

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You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


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quote:
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

Whew. I had a second place tie in level 1 and 3 hell.

[ April 22, 2004, 08:19 PM: Message edited by: MEC ]

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I'm doing the Limbo. I almost ended up with you, though, Frisco. Tell you what... I'll let you borrow the Sexy Boots and I'll go barefoot on the grass, chatting with the Virtuous Pagans. [Taunt]
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Sweet!
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I made it to limbo.

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

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Oh man, I don't want to say what level I got.
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quote:

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

*waves to Frisco*
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If you ever get tired of that boring lot of schmucks in Limbo, Jenny, just come on downstairs. It's a 24/7 party. [Razz]

And you might want to keep your boots for all that mountain climbing you'll be doing. [Smile]

Alright Stormy! Let's go get a beer!

[ April 22, 2004, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: Frisco ]

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But I get turned on by philosophical conversation!
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Wow! Purgatory for me. I guess maybe I am a good guy. [Smile]
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*wonder's what T got*

I tried to answer each question with what I thought was the eviler option but it only sent me to seventh level hell...

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Hey frisco, who are you calling a boring schmuck? I am not a boring schmuck. Limbo is a cool place.
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But I get turned on by philosophical conversation!
Fat lot of good it'll do you with no one around who enjoys pleasure. [Big Grin]



And T's totally here in the second level with Storm and I. Embrace the dark side, kiddo. Resistance is useless.

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quote:
the river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
That's surprisingly accurate.
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They enjoy pleasure, they're not masochists.
They're just not addicted to it.

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Purgatory -- which I guess is as good as it gets...

...but what if I don't believe in purgatory? [Evil Laugh]

Farmgirl

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Actually, Frisco, I made the 7th level. I must have totally screwed up somewhere.
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Level 2.

I liked the questions concerned with doing harm to your "countrymen" thrown in there. You could definitely tell this was a Dante test.

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Well, Minos consigned me to the second circle as well.

However, judging from the results it was a very close call between the second circle, for the lustful, and the eighth level, for the the fraudulent, malicious and panderers.

Coming up a close third, was consignment to the sixth level - the City of Dis, reserved for heretics.

What it all comes down to though, is that I am definitely going to hell.

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quote:
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the
company.

-Mark Twain
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I scored Very High on levels 2, 7 & 8.

Ultimately, King Minos sends me to Level 7. I think it kept me out of level 8 because I answered the "have you ever fasted for religious reasons" question in the positive.

But they had to pick level 7 because that's where it says the sodomists go. Apparently there really is a special place in hell reserved for me.

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I somehow managed to make it into the sixth level. I'd better go work on reading my scriptures.
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So is this the start of a Hatrack Handbasket Race?

All we need is a track paved with good intentions.

[Evil]

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I got purgatory as well.

According to this, is Purgatory the best anybody can do?

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I think it assumes that if you're actually taking the test, then you wouldn't be going straight to Heaven anyway.
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Purgatory. w00t.

Hobbes [Smile]

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quote:
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Level 1 - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Level 2

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.
Level 4

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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
Level 5

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Level 6 - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Level 7

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Level 9 - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

That's all the levels and their discriptions...
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Some of the queastions are a bit hard for me
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Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen?
Does that include some of the more frevolting and twisted criminals mentioned in news or history?

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Have you ever attempted suicide?
And what is the definition of attempted?

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Have you recently done something that you've criticized others for doing?
Criticized them to themselves? others? in my own head? [Confused]

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Have you ever visited or called a psychic?
I've spoken to, visited, or called many people who say they are psychic, but don't claim they are "a psychic" does that count?

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Do you repent for your sins?
What? [Eek!] isn't this quiz my penance for my sins? [Dont Know]

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Have you ever tricked someone into thinking you were someone whom you are not?
Do you have to have succeeded for that to count? because I try often enough in chat and stuff to pretend to be anyone but me, and it does not work.

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The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[Eek!] Wow, that is way deeper into hell then I expected to be.
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Purgatory for me too.

I assume it's the highest level -- this test only assigns levels mentioned in Dante's Inferno, neh?

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Dante was a sick, sick man.

Hobbes [Smile]

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7th

How? I totally thought I'd be in 6 or 8. Maybe it just split the difference.

(T, quit scoring the same as me on these things!)

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I'm in the second level...

Jenny, if you want to e-mail about philosophy I'd love to hear what those greek guys have to say...

<high fives frisco and stormy>

too bad that none of the chicks has made it here yet... or did I miss one? <looks around frantically>

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The weirdest thing of these tests is that I'm always exactly like celia. Who would have thought?
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You know, I never got why Dante thought that one man betraying the Lord God (Judas) was on the same level with two seprate guys betraying some stupid Romon ruler. I mean, don't get me wrong, Ceaser is great, but come on! Two people for Ceaser and one for Jesus?

Hobbes [Smile]

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I know...and they even named a salad dressing for the guy. What gives?!
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Hezus ranch dressing. It's like a little taste of heaven.

Hobbes [Smile]

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The Italian dressing that is known as I AM.

Hobbes [Smile]

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only one *friend* actually turned on Jesus without repenting, hobbes, just for the sake of arguing here...
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Well yah, but I seriously doubt only those three people ever turned on a friend and betrayed him to his/her death, so clearly it must be also based on importance. And I just don't classify Ceaser as being on Jesus's level of importance.

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Yeah, I can think of several questions I *know* we answered differently. I mean, for serious, it's freaking bizaare.
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7th. At least I'm in good company.
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I think it's more based on fame of the treachery... they are, after all, examples...

to play the Devil's advocate... (sorry, I had to)

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I rate high on lust, wrath, and violence.

Level 5 for me.

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I wonder what level that puts you on. Heck, maybe purgatory, I mean to be the Devil's advocate you'd probably have to talk to God about at least turning up the heat down there, your client is freezing! How is that fair and ethical treatment?

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Second level of hell for me. Lustful, apparently.

I can't bring myself to see that as a sin [Wink]

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::high fives Jamie::
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

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Hmmm... Second Level of Hell for me... Doesn't sound that bad! [Evil]
Mmmmm.. lust...

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