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Apparently I'm a pretty extreme heretic. I also wallow in lust and malicious, fraudulent pandering with a dabble and a smatter of the other sins. None of that repenting garbage for me though. It's a one-way ticket to hell, not even a proxy baptism can save me now.
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Phew. For a minute I thought I would be the only one wallowing in human excrement here on the eighth level.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | High Level 2 | Moderate Level 3 | Moderate Level 4 | Low Level 5 | Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low Level 7 | Low Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
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::scratches head:: Am I the only one who remembers when this was linked on GreNME? Jamie, you got 7th then, too. As did I, as I recall.
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Seems like Daed and I are the only members of the sixth level.
Purgatory Very Low Level 1 - Very Low Level 2 Very High Level 3 High Level 4 Moderate Level 5 Very High Level 6 - Extreme Level 7 High Level 8- Very High Level 9 - Moderate
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No tough call here; and also no surprise, as I don't believe in God. Btw, I really tried to answer honestly. Cow, how the nine-levels-of-hell did you get those scores ?!?
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Let's go for one of the reincarnating ones, instead... hmm... or I could become a ghost! That'd be cool. Find myself a nice attic to haunt. Possibly some chains. Posts: 106 | Registered: Apr 2004
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I wound up in the 6th level of hell for Heretics. I guess I should have stuck with being a garden variety fornicator instead of questioning the existence of Deity so that my suffering would only be at the 2nd level.
Purgatory Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Low Level 2 High Level 3 Very High Level 4 Moderate Level 5 Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis High Level 7 High Level 8 - the Malebolge High Level 9 - Cocytus High
So sue me for enjoying a good meal sometimes.
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate Level 2 Lustful Very High Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High Level 7 Violent Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
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