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Gluttony
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Question for guys:
If you were out of clean underwear would you...

a)Freeball it.
b)Wear your wife's/girlfriend's panties? (if you have neither, imagine if you did)

When questioned T answered: "I'd wear panties, if she didn't mind, just for the heck of saying I've worn panties."

NO YOU CANNOT SAY YOU'D WEAR YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR YOU UNCLEAN SPAWNS FROM HELL!

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Nick
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But see, I never run out. I would know the day before that that was my last pair of clean ones. If I didn't have time to do my laundry, I would go buy new ones. [Wink]
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T_Smith
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For the record, since I have to be quoted, that was Saudade.
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MyrddinFyre
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Oh how I hearts me teh Hatchat [Smile]
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Gluttony
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Obviously, I would wear the dirty ones turned inside out.
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Da_Goat
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"Spawn of Hell"? Psh! More like "acclimated to poverty."

Besides, only a true representation of evil would even ask the question without offering the correct answer.

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Lara
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Speaking of which- Myr, can I have my soul back?
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Paul Goldner
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I've never run out of underwear and never will.
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Noemon
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Underwhat?
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celia60
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The word "underpants" is funnier than "underwear" according to the futurama commentary.
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MyrddinFyre
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Oh fine, it was starting to smell anyway.

*unconfiscates Lara's soul*

[Razz]

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Yebor1
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Well I don't think I own a single pair of underwear I am very fond of going commando, keeping my rear clean, and never wearing the same pair of jeans two days in a row.

[Hat]

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skillery
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My buddy says that normally he wears tightey whiteys, but when playing basketball, he wears his wife's. He said every time he'd go up for a jump shot, he'd pop through the fly in his briefs, and come down tangled.
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Kama
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I'd wear a bikini.
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Da_Goat
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I'll never view basketball players the same again.
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Lara
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*sniff* ew. You could have at least fabreezed it.

*not sure if I should be talking about my soul in a dirty underwear thread.*

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T_Smith
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You can. It's alright. I don't even have a soul anymore.
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mr_porteiro_head
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I'd go out and buy more underwear. I know this for a fact, because I have been in a similar situation.
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Lara
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You can borrow mine.
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namaki
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I found a pair that I really like, and went out and bought twenty more pairs, that way I ALWAYS have a clean pair, even if I haven't been able to do laundry for near on three weeks.

erhem... by that time I don't have any clean shirts tho [Frown]

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Pixie
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"I'll never view basketball players the same again."

... Me either. [Embarrassed]

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Storm Saxon
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Every real man knows that if you need 'clean' underwear in a hurry, you just wash a pair in the sink, then microwave them until dry.
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Danzig
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Well, I once bought a pair of pants in order to avoid doing laundry... so I would probably do the same thing here.
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Zamphyr
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In a laundry pinch ? Wear your bathing suit for a day....
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Megachirops
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Reuse. Reuse while inside out. Buy more. Go commando. Wear swimsuit.

Panties?! o_O I guess I shouldn't judge, but . . .

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Javert
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I would have to go with option A.

I mean, I would do B with no problem. I just don't think my girlfriends' panties would fit me. And if they did, when she got them back they would no longer fit her. [Big Grin]

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HollowEarth
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Personally I'm uncomfortable with both A and B. What with the zipper and all for A and just generally uncomfortable with B.

What exactly do you do to them in a single day that they couldn't be worn again? Seriously in a normal day, what besides some sweat? Have worn them more than once on several occasions, i've never seen a huge problem here. Now grant you, this wasn't in the middle of summer or anything, but still.

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fallow
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I'd stay home and do my laundry in the nude.

fallow

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Telperion the Silver
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I'm blessed because it would be my boyfriend or husband...so I'd just wear his and be just fine! [Smile]
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