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By the way, I just read that Animal Planet network has offered this guy a slot in their new court TV show. They needed someone who could decide whether it was time to pet the snake or spank the monkey.
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From recent accounts he has had several commercial opportunities, including one with Wisk laundry detergent, for that "pesky ring around the" oh...nevermind. Wrong ring.
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No for gosh sake it was a joke. Sorry guys, I knew my jokes were dumb but I didn't realize they were that dumb. Thanks anyway.
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That is OK, Suntranafs, the judge will not hold it against you, he will take it out on himself.
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Bob, you missed a few in your animal planet thread, as he could also be asked to pet the weasel or choke the chicken.
If he is removed from the bench and gets a job in a butcher shop, will he be required, as part of the tenderizing process, to beat the meat?
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One of my favorite nasty references was from Bocaccio. There was a story of a priest(or monk, can't remember)He would have young women help him "put the devil back in hell."(I think that was it)
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I think this judge is the kind of guy who will just move on with his life. Probably figures there's no use in crying over spilt seed.
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Liz, since you've brought religion into it, I can now remind everyong that it is also called "flogging the bishop."
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I was fearing that my own Hubris might catch some unwanted attention with that double post, but I guess I am hard up for my post count to rise, so I felt compelled to erect some means of inflating my stats artificially...
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No, Dag. Everyone's all confused on this. See, the judge got irritated when a defense attorney dumped a pile of rocks on the bench to be offered in evidence, obstructing the judge's view. Everyone overreacted when the judge started getting his rocks off so he could focus on the courtroom.
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I thought it happened during the trial about the raquetball player. When his equipment was introduced into evidence, the judge saw the blue balls and decided to do something about it.
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You know, in his old age he's probably kinda afraid people won't respect him. Maye he always need to get pumped before he can even go out there.
Eh, that stunk.
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quote:I thought it happened during the trial about the raquetball player.
Well, unlike other judges, this one probably doesn't demand that unruly people in the courtroom keep the raquet down.
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