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Ophelia
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I think he is so devilishly handsome that i cannot resist squeezing that scrumptious heiny. if it was up to me i'd be in the same room as his booty 24 hours a day. He truly is dreamy and i cannot control my thoughts when i see those huge bulging muscles of his. *drool*
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Elizabeth
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I have been thinking how incredibly sexy my husband is lately, Ophelia. He is big and sort of goofy, with beautiful eyes and a kick-ass boot-tay.
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Ophelia
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I knew I should have logged out while I went to the bathroom.
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[ROFL]
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Ben
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i feel loved! hooray!
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Ophelia
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Ben has discovered that learning to love himself by posting under his girlfriend's username is the greatest love of all.
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Elizabeth
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ha ha ha!!
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Olivetta
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That makes this an onanism thread.
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mackillian
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I was trying not to think about that.
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PSI Teleport
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This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen.

*adds Ben to Human List*
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Oooh, the Human List! Is that like the Human Fund?
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fallow
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[Hat]

can't help but notice AK's fancy-fine rolling about in a what I hope is a long yet fitting-fetching skirt (with sensible and well-grounded shoes)

fallow
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Phanto
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Fun for kids 8-80. [Monkeys]
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fallow
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phanto?!

did you hear that?

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Phanto
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No. Never. Not now, and certainly not Then. And.
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fallow
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*checks Phanto's soles one hoof at a time*

*tsk tsk*

shoulda used rubbers...

*ponders remedies for lightening-induced neurologically-spazmoided circuits*
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Nick
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*giggles*
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fallow
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*shoulders Nick out of the way*

"don't get between me and that sweet..."

*swoons*
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Nick
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heheh, you think you could shoulder me punk? Dooyah? [Razz]
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fallow
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I think it's "pumpkin time".

thanks, nickorooni 'n' phanto. my apologies for the abuse to ben's glutes thread (blame Ophelia!)

peace out

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Tammy
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*giggles*
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Ben
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i have a camera phone now, so if Lindsay wants to share, i can have booty pictures for all to drool over.
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Ela
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You know, Ben, if you want to impersonate your girlfriend in a post, you need to be more clever about it. I knew from the first post that it had to be you, not Lindsay, cause you always post in all lower case letters, and I don't really recall Lindsay doing that. [Razz]
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Ben
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yea, i didnt so much care that much. besides, i sometimes use uppercase, see above post.
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