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kaioshin00
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I would have the following items:

  • Swiss Army Knife - they can get you out of many difficulties
  • Jelly Beans to quench hunger
  • mp3 player - for timese when the criminals are behaving
  • Handkerchief - in case nose starts running
  • Bird Seed - to feed birds on the streets
  • Shark Repellant - He had it in one of the old Batman shows, so why not
  • Flux Capacitor
  • Acorns - to plant a tree


[ September 04, 2004, 12:22 AM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]

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Bob the Lawyer
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Condoms.

Come on, you know you would.

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Waynes Industry Platinum Visa.
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a wind-up tin monkey family
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Elizabeth
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duct tape
bungie cords of all sizes
sunglasses
blackberry brandy
extra pair of socks
ziploc bags

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WraithSword
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Extra rounds for my "Bat" P-90
American made "Belgian" chocolate bars
Medical kit, electrical repair kit, sewing kit, etc.
Sundry "Bat" climbing devices
Misc. standard "Bat" gear.

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ak
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  • A towel
  • Clear duct tape
  • Hunting knife
  • Mag light
  • Assorted wire ties
  • Swiss army knife
  • Hewlett Packard scientific calculator, Reverse Polish Notation
  • Tape measure
  • Pentel pencil and click eraser
  • Engineering notepad
  • Bandaid advanced healing strips, assorted shapes and sizes
  • Neosporin

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Omni-Taser Supreme(TM)
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I think you people are missing the point.

You should be writing:

Bat Swiss Army Knife
Bat Jelly Beans
Bat Condoms

And so on.

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Sopwith
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Spare Bat Keys for the Batmobile...
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I think bat condoms would be a great space/weight saver over real condoms
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I suspect the Bat Condoms (tm) are built into the Bat Rubber Dress (tm).
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Elizabeth
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That is a bat image I would like to get out of my bat brain, and am now unable to.
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kaioshin00
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You guys would make strange Batmen.
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More like strange horny batmen. What's up with the bat condoms? Do you think that he doesn't want to procreate?
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Bat Wallet
Bat Money
Extra pair of Bat Underpants (Just in case)

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Mr.Gumby
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Batty snacks, kinda like Scooby Snacks. You know, for those "special occasions"
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Duct Tape
Leatherman
Peanut Butter and Jely Sandwiches
Cell Phone
Robin
Alfred
Hand Lotion, for those nasty calluses
Whiskey
Bul Whip

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31 packets of Ketchup.

And a can of spray cheese.

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Who else thinks a "romantic batman" for the ladies would be great? He could come rescue woman on dates who’ve been stood up, and maybe help guys pick out a romantic dinner spot, or the right piece of jewelry for that special gal. Ann Landers could be his guru and we'd have her in every episode to help bail Batman out of a tight spot in a romantic relationship. And then every episode could end with "But remember kids, smart boys and girls wait tell they're married!"

Hobbes [Smile]

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Locking switchblade
Leatherman
Fishing line
Lighter
US currency
Currency of any country I know I will be visiting
Gauze
Medical tape
20 mg Adderall pills
20 mg Adderall XR pills
Duragesic patches
10 mg Percocet or 15 mg Vicodin pills
1 mg Xanax footballs
Any medication I take regularly
Albuterol
Needle and strong thread
Mechanical pencil
Black ink pen
Compass
Map if needed
Paper
Post-it notes
Strangling cord with non-metallic grips
Mirror
Ambien dissolved in water or alcohol
A potent anti-cholinergic dissolved in water or alcohol
A fast-acting poison
A slow-acting poison
A boot disk if it would be sturdy enough
Small gun with ammo
Ammo for several common firearms
Cell phone, turned off
Headphones
Smoke bombs

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