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Elizabeth
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I heard it differently. I heard that they lined the cylinders up along a cliff. Those that were called got to stay, those that did not were tossed off the cliff. The cliff became known as the Call Ledge.
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I went to one of those ritzy schools for college-bound rich kids. It was a pain in the @ss. We called Preparation H.

Of course, they were really big on getting us into shape. I chose spheroid.

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Well, Bob, you certainly have made the rounds. I am sorry your stay at school was so protractored. School should encompass so much more. You have learned to see things from every angle, nonetheless.
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Hey, have you guys heard about the new treatment for athletes foot? They take some bone from your clavicle and embed it in your foot. They say a collar chip is the best thing for toe itchin.
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Did you hear about the student that won the Arkansas Junior High School State Science Fair? Apparently he would chew gum and Skoal together and discovered that this combination was as multi-purpose as duct tape for holding things together and plugging leaks and so forth. The young man received much praise for his Skoalastic achievement.

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Did you hear about the Faber College student that's been a member of Delta Tau Chi for 40 years? Everyone says that John (Bluto) Blutarsky has been there forever. I'd say he's been there fraternity.
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