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Papa Moose
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They're getting worse.
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Bob_Scopatz
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I'm so sorely tempted.

Temptation is too great.

Must.
Post.
Dobie...

I don't like morning butt...

[ROFL]

heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

Ahhhhh

got that out of my system.
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Elizabeth
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Bob, be careful. You don't want to make Papa moose your enema.
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Bob_Scopatz
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[Blushing]

I'm flushed.
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Elizabeth
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I have nothing left to say, 'cept "Ick!"
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Bob_Scopatz
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I've never known you to be clogged where puns are concerned.

Usually, you're on a roll.
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Elizabeth
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Well, I can't help it. i am so distraught that my daughter won't take a bath. I have to plunge 'er in the water!
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Megan
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I could be wrong, but I think this thread is going down the drain.
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Elizabeth
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Well, maybe someone had too much prune juice. Who makes that stuff anyway? I always wondered about those liquid plummers.
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[ROFL] [ROFL]
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*** trys to figure out a way to use Uranus and Klingons in this thread ***
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Elizabeth
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Traveler,
Somethig about toilet paper and wiping. You know, when things Kling on to Uranus? Something like that.
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Elizabeth: [Kiss]

I'm So glad to see you punning. [Smile]
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Elizabeth
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Thanks, Kat, though I have a feeling potty jokes weren't exactly what Papa Moose had in mind for this thread.
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Kyle Katarn
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How about

I don't like Mourning, but...
he's made an amazing comeback this year.

quote:
1. Alonzo Mourning, Nets: Zo's gotta be No. 1 because he's playing roughly one year after undergoing a kidney transplant. Uh, wow. Zo's comeback has been derailed recently due to hand, hip, and knee injuries, but he was averaging 10.4 points, 7.1 rebounds, and 2.3 blocks in 25.4 minutes before taking an early season breather.
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Papa Moose
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Cool, Elizabeth -- there's a club for punsters, and now urine.
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Zo needs to go back to the Heat.
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Elizabeth
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Thanks, Pop! Is there a relief form I should sign?
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Papa Moose
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No, but someone will arrive and take your annual dues without asking. It's what we call a "fee seize."
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Elizabeth
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Is his name Paul? Should I pay Paul lyp service as well?
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Papa Moose
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Just have the money ready when he comes colon.

[ December 22, 2004, 04:51 PM: Message edited by: Papa Moose ]
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After reading this thread, I'm never allowing my boy to lend any toys to Mooselet.

Otherwise we'd be subject to a bunch more toy let jokes.
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Papa Moose
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I didn't even know you had a boy. Is he in alimentary school?
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