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Topic: Pun Smackdown XXVII: A new leash on life
Dan_raven
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posted February 05, 2005 11:27 AM
If you do that, ger-bil at the vet will be too big.
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Dagonee
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posted February 05, 2005 11:38 AM
Well, it would farrier to call him that, don't you think?
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Elizabeth
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posted February 05, 2005 02:56 PM
Where did distemper of yours come from, Dag?
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Dagonee
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posted February 05, 2005 03:02 PM
It developed when insects started shooting lasers at me. Those ray bees really annoyed me.
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Elizabeth
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posted February 05, 2005 03:31 PM
Well, that's just parvo the course, I guess.
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ketchupqueen
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posted February 05, 2005 03:38 PM
I don't mean to be anal, but when I glands at the post about the gerbil and the cat, I don't see a pun. (My sister had a hamster that the cat used to chase, btw.)
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MidnightBlue
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posted February 05, 2005 05:58 PM
If you retriever that post and take it to the black lab, you'll find that it was a quote from the non-pun adide from the earlier on the page, just without the quote symbols.
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ketchupqueen
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posted February 05, 2005 06:05 PM
I was ruff-erring to the original post.
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MidnightBlue
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posted February 05, 2005 06:09 PM
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! I thought you were referring to Morbo's post. quote: *non-punnish aside: Am I the only person who's ever wanted to put a little gerbil in those plastic balls and then let a cat play with it?* The fact that it says non-punnish aside means that it isn't meant to be a pun.
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punwit
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posted February 05, 2005 06:10 PM
Apparently she doesn't like asides, it must be a pet-peeve of hers.
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Elizabeth
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posted February 05, 2005 08:17 PM
Well, I am not sure how ferret is to criticize Morbo for this.
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Dagonee
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posted February 05, 2005 08:45 PM
We kennel criticize however we want.
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Dagonee
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posted February 05, 2005 09:14 PM
In fact, when someone messes up we have a duty to coll 'er on it.
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punwit
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posted February 06, 2005 07:46 AM
Has anyone else heard of the training given to bloodhounds. How apropos that they are sent to obaydience school
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Elizabeth
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posted February 06, 2005 09:20 AM
My brother is so into soccer, every darn thing in his house has something to do with the game. He has a fish tank shaped like a soccer net, so the fish appear to be captured inside it. He really loves his goaled fish.
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punwit
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posted February 06, 2005 09:28 AM
O'Koi
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 06, 2005 06:58 PM
Poi + Koi = jellid fish.
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