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You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
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Apparently I am excessively horny. I'll be in the second level with the rest of the Lustful. Could be worse, I guess.
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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I'm in with the lustful, too. Which I don't really get. I mean, however you define sex, I am a lifelong monogamist. I thought that makes me virtuous, despite the love swing.
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I'm in the violent level. Which puzzles me, because I answered every single violent question in the negative. *shrugs*
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I managed to make it to the fifth level with the evil, mean-spirited people (Okay, I took it this morning at work and am now in a lab and don't have the link, but whatever level five is, I'm there).
I'm not mean, I swear! I'm just honest! Mostly.
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I was going to say the same Teshi. I'm in Limbo too, and it seems like exactly my kinda place. Is that bad? Posts: 81 | Registered: Sep 2004
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I was really hoping for some crab stuffed mushrooms caps but I'll accept whatever charity all you high muckety mucks can spare.
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Limbo sounds like great company. I guess before I decide whether to shape up or not, I'd want to see the guest list for Heaven.
I mean, sure, they got God and Jesus, but how often are you going to get to hang with them?
In Limbo, there's some truly excellent stuff going on and, except that it's supposed to be "sad" there's really no torture or anything (unless listening to Aristotle non-stop is torture).
Hmm...
And look at all the cool Jatraqueros who will be there!
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I think it was skewwed, because of the answers being either yes or no on a lot of them.
Like, "Some people deserve to die." I agree that some people deserve to die, I just do't think that any person should get to make that call. Some people deserve to die, but we all do, eventually.
Or "Have you ever engaged in oral or anal sex?" Bujt even if it was within the bonds of holy matrimony, it makes me score as lustful. Context is important.
*hires supernatural attorney and files class action lawsuit*
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | High Level 1 - Limbo | Low Level 2 | Moderate Level 3 | Low Level 4 | Low Level 5 | High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge | Low Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate