quote:What, your pocket knife that airport security doesn't even care about?
*gasp* Oh...burn!
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Your own weapons lose themselves deliberately to avoid the embarassment of being associated with you. Look! There they go now! *gestures yonder*
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quote:What, your pocket knife that airport security doesn't even care about?
Oh, hey! I forgot! Kat, did you say you were thinking of writing a letter of congratulations to O'Hare? You might not want to after all. It's a Federal crime just to bring a controlled item to the airport security check, even if you didn't know it was banned. (They obviously don't prosecute all these, but they might get ticked if you were "testing" them.) A nice newbie linked to a webpage re: my knitting needles, and I forgot to both thank her and heads-up you.
*smacks self in head
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Prohibited items are weapons, explosives, incendiaries, and include items that are seemingly harmless but may be used as weapons - the so-called "dual use" items. You may not bring these items to security checkpoints without authorization. ... If you bring a prohibited item to the checkpoint you may be criminally and/or civilly prosecuted or at the least asked to rid yourself of the item. A screener and/or Law Enforcement Officer will make this determination depending on what the item is and the circumstances. This is because bringing a prohibited item to a security checkpoint - even accidentally - is illegal. [italics added]
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I wear combat boots, too, so I'm glad you didn't decide to go that route. You've got 17 minutes to try to come up with an actual insult, and then I'm leaving to go for a ride. Come on, spoil my mood, I dare ya!
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quote: Your own weapons lose themselves deliberately to avoid the embarassment of being associated with you. Look! There they go now! *gestures yonder*
My silvery weapons is about 30 inches of steel hanging in my den. Airport security frowns mightily upon it.
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Ew. Skim milk is so revolting. It's barely even milk... It's all about whole or 2% But, whole is better for milkshakes and frosting and also paneer cheese.
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stupid civil engineers, waking me up with their stupid alarm clock at 4 am because of @#$@$% concrete pours and then climbing back in bed with cold feet because they realize they don't have to leave til 6:30am and having their alarmclock go off again and hitting snooze like three times, all while I'm trying to sleep.
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scottneb, I am dismayed to tell you that you have come no where near insulting me on this thread, or even getting my dander up a little. Good luck next time! Posts: 7954 | Registered: Mar 2004
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