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ketchupqueen
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*raises eyebrow*
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*drizzles on KQ*
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Ooooh, yum! I love hot fudge sauce. It's really good mixed with ketchup.
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Ew.

*backs away, so as not to get ketchupy*
*licks self*

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Crown Princess of Pickle Relish
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As unsure as I am about accepting dessert condiments into the hierarchy of our new government, I will have to agree with Mr. Sauce--hot fudge and ketchup together sounds ABSOLUTELY repulsive.

I'm sorry, KQ, but there are some unions that aren't meant to be, even for political purposes.

One of your own kind...stick to your own kind!

[Big Grin]

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quote:
One of your own kind...stick to your own kind!

But I was created sticky...I pretty much stick to everything.

You're just jealous because you're not chocolate. [Razz]
And you know chocolate can rule the world on it's own.

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You know, I'M not out to rule the world. I'm only out to protect the interests of Pickletopia. I just think that a union between dessert condiments and non-dessert condiments is a recipe for disaster.

That, and REALLY gross hot dogs, and desserts.

Edited because by marriage I meant union...since I think KQ is technically already married to one of her own kind. [Wink]

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Oh, heck yes. And we have already produced a Crown Princess.
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[Wave] Hi! Can I come play? I like Rogan Josh! [Kiss]
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Well fine then. If you don't want to rule the world, I will. [Smile]

People love chocolate...and it is addicting. They just can't get enough of me. [Wink]

*primps in mirror*

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Like I said, you can have the world...with the exception of my kingdom. [Big Grin]

And yes, people DO love chocolate, but it shouldn't be mixed with non-dessert condiments! That's my whole point!

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*looks up with sticky face and hands*

Yes, chocolate is yum-yum! More!

*eats more Hot Fudge Sauce*

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*contemplates chocolate-dipped sweet pickle with ketchup*

Hmmm...

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Ack! Hey, cut that out! Or I'll get in your hair! [Taunt]
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(Pssst. She doesn't mind that, she puts food in her hair all the time...)
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quote:
Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
*contemplates chocolate-dipped sweet pickle with ketchup*

Hmmm...

BLASPHEMER!!!!!

Go no further, or my realm will declare a holy war on you and yours!

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Aw darn.

*plots escape plan*

edit: in response to KQ

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Have no fear, Whipped Cream is here!

*heroic pose*

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Ooooh, I love Whipped Cream. [Kiss]

*knights Whipped Cream*

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[Big Grin]
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We have no problem with that, as long as you're not involving him/her in some unholy combination of dessert and non-dessert condiments.

*acknowledges Whipped Cream*

Edited to include the royal we, which just doesn't get enough play.

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Just call me "Sir Cool". [Wink]
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*drizzles on Sir Cool*
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Awww, PR, I was just teasing you. While I do like ketchup on my cheesecake, I would never willingly involve a pickle in it. I value your friendship too much.

Shall we go for hamburgers? The dessert condiments can hang out with the shakes.

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You mean I can't hang out with you guys?
*tear*

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Indeed. We shall accept your offer of peace and hamburgers.

Let the fork...er...hatchet be buried between our two peoples. [Big Grin]

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Don't cry.

You'll dillute the chocolate.

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Mr. Fudge: You can hang out; you just can't MIX.

You said it yourself; ketchup and hot fudge sauce do not a healthy combination make.

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Mr.? MR.?! I am a lady, thank you very much.

Ok, I won't mix. I'll just hang.

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Exactly. But, in the end, we all end up in the same place, and isn't that what's important?
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Oh, so sorry. We called you Mr. a little while ago, and you didn't protest, so we just assumed.

Our sincerest apologies, Lady Fudge Sauce. [Big Grin]

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Is this the "don't let foods touch each other on the plate" but "they'll mix in the stomach anyway" argument?
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Queen Ketchup, yes, ultimately, we all go to the same place, but realistically, some combinations are an offense to the God of Taste.

And isn't that what condiments are all about...taste?

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Sir Cream, I am all for freedom of mixing, but for the time being, we are trying to keep the peace.
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*starts singing Kum-by-yah*
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*holds hands and sings*
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*grimaces* How about a nice round of "We Shall Overcome" or something instead? I am sooo sick of Kum-by-yah...
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But what would we be overcoming?
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The rest of the world....was't that the whole point? (And yes, I realize I'm not a condiment, LOL).
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Well, you're kind of a condiment. Close enough, anyway. [Big Grin]

And, that's true, I'd forgotten the whole "Taking over the world" thing.

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Mmmm, Rogan Josh.

[Smile]

Anna was right.

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Dessert and Non-Dessert Condiments are an unholy combination. They shall not mix. That is an abomination before Me.

They can, however, hang out and socialize. We have no problem with that.

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Imogen, I knew that [Smile]
It's probably my Terry Pratchett addiction, when I read "abomination before me", I thought about Nuggan in Monstruous regiment [Razz]

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Hey, I'm reading that right now. 2/3 done!
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quote:
Originally posted by God of Taste:
Dessert and Non-Dessert Condiments are an unholy combination. They shall not mix. That is an abomination before Me.

They can, however, hang out and socialize. We have no problem with that.

Ah-HA! Vindicated! [Big Grin]
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The God of Taste sounds like a fair and reasonable deity.

Um, wait...

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*knows what Rogan Josh is*
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I will rule the world!
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It's OK if I can be co-ruler of the world with you.
Come on... It's too much work for one, anyway!

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I will allow others to rule in my name, provided I receive my tribute.
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