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Topic: The Story Title game
Boris
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posted June 01, 2005 07:40 PM
I young entrepreneur is obsessed with the idea of starting a company that builds parks and recreation areas that fit on the average sidewalk.
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SteveRogers
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posted June 01, 2005 08:59 PM
A young man is stalked by a man who whispers, "Next page please, " randomly throughout the day.
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Peter
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posted June 01, 2005 09:04 PM
A young man, called off to fight, loses his memory, then goes up to an enemy soldier, and, at the last moment, regains his memory in time to let loose a grenade, which unfortunitly kills him too.
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SteveRogers
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posted June 01, 2005 09:59 PM
A silly, little munchkin gets in trouble for eating a copy of Ender's Game.
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Spaceman
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posted June 01, 2005 11:14 PM
Sequel to Perfect Soldier: Blinded With Science
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unicornwhisperer
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posted June 02, 2005 12:03 AM
A biography of a dog who is getting house trained.
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Spaceman
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posted June 02, 2005 12:05 AM
The story of a huge cocaine bust.
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unicornwhisperer
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posted June 02, 2005 12:09 AM
A story of a casino that pays in chocolate.
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Shan
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posted June 02, 2005 12:12 AM
An alien culture on Betelguese V discovers the secret of the windchair which promises redemption from stifling hot days.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted June 02, 2005 03:18 AM
In a randy Gunsmoke spinoff, Marshall Dillon and Festus both get it on with the madame of the local brothel.
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SteveRogers
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posted June 02, 2005 10:53 AM
The Christmas Carol from Scrooge's money's point-of-view.
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Spaceman
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posted June 02, 2005 10:54 AM
The saga of a postman who thinks it's a good idea to pet the dogs.
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The Pixiest
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posted June 02, 2005 12:27 PM
A childrens story of talking wall pictures.
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advice for robots
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posted June 02, 2005 12:36 PM
Two aging sisters in Vermont come across a best-selling pancake recipe. One sister sells it to a suitor behind the other sister’s back.
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Haloed Silhouette
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posted June 02, 2005 03:41 PM
A grammar book written as a novel about how when "i"s cange into "y"s they are being taxed by the IRS.
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SteveRogers
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posted June 02, 2005 08:51 PM
A story about a key maker who must make seven keys before he dies. But he accidentally makes eight.
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MKellar
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posted June 03, 2005 12:39 AM
The heartbreaking tale of a young man and his polygonal girlfriend.
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Spaceman
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posted June 03, 2005 12:49 AM
The tragedy of a man stuck on the face of Big Ben.
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Spaceman
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posted June 03, 2005 09:30 AM
Come on...it's not that bad.....
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The Pixiest
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posted June 03, 2005 12:16 PM
The story of a pantless man and his obsession for using titles from a Monty Python sketch. =P
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Spaceman
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posted June 03, 2005 07:40 PM
It was Benny Hill, not Monty Python.
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Boris
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posted June 03, 2005 07:49 PM
The story of a man who has only two loves in his life, alchohol and duct tape.
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Spaceman
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posted June 03, 2005 11:09 PM
The story of a being who bores Yeltsen. They spell it wrong to sell more copies.
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Orson Scott Card
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posted June 04, 2005 12:34 AM
The fantasy of a workman who has only one tool, and therefore thinks that it can be used for everything, because it is hard all the time.
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Yozhik
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posted June 04, 2005 12:38 AM
A gritty drama centered around a violent family conflict over whose turn it was to do the laundry.
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Spaceman
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posted June 04, 2005 08:06 PM
Star Wars: Episode X--The story of how Palpatine's army is resurrected from the scrap planet of Rustbelt by the Sith lord son of Princess Leah and Han Solo. The droids haven't worked all the rust out of their joints yet, so they have trouble WOKing.
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bunbun
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posted June 04, 2005 08:13 PM
The enchanting tale of a country rabbit with allergies striking out on his own, annoying the city rabbits with his sneezes and innocence.
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Dagonee
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posted June 04, 2005 08:20 PM
The previously unknown tale of how a group of tailors and seamstresses saved the town of Harfleur by putting itching powder into the pants of the beseiging soldiers under the guise of mending them.
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bunbun
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posted June 04, 2005 08:22 PM
Jerry "the King" Lawler makes himself over as a woman in order to rent a restricted apartment in Andy Kaufman's building.
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Dagonee
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posted June 04, 2005 08:28 PM
A deranged madman terrorizes 17th century Holland, killing valuable flowers with his devilish bladed boots.
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Spaceman
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posted June 04, 2005 08:30 PM
The story of a visually impaired man who learned to talk from Tarzan.
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bunbun
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posted June 04, 2005 08:31 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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bunbun
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posted June 04, 2005 08:34 PM
A soldier struggles to find his shaving implement among a pile of rapiers during fencing practice.
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Spaceman
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posted June 04, 2005 08:39 PM
A love story of a boy and his dog Maybe.
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Boris
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posted June 04, 2005 08:40 PM
The ill advised prequal to "The Dark Crystal"
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bunbun
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posted June 04, 2005 08:42 PM
A woman's struggle to overcome her husband's insistence that his collection of WW2 artillery shells be incorporated into the decor of thier family home.
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Dagonee
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posted June 04, 2005 08:45 PM
A freak laundry accident gives suburban dad Ray Palmer superpowers in this contemporary take on DC Comic's The Atom .
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bunbun
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posted June 04, 2005 08:46 PM
The addition of a plant that manufactures Rolexes threatens to tear apart a grassroots community's traditional way of life.
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Dagonee
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posted June 04, 2005 09:03 PM
The Absolutely Fabulous cast is back in a wild romp through the Colonies.
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bunbun
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posted June 04, 2005 09:20 PM
A hobbit is overwhelmed with his accounting responsibilities when taken on an expected business trip.
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The Pixiest
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posted June 04, 2005 09:23 PM
The sequel to any college fraternity movie where the protaganists seek carnal relations.
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Dagonee
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posted June 04, 2005 10:26 PM
The strange, sad tale of the gifted ballerina who could only dance while wearing a black tutu with bright yellow dots all over it.
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Will B
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posted June 04, 2005 10:33 PM
The story of a frustrated prizefighter whose fists never hit their mark. (Working title: "Rocky.")
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Spaceman
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posted June 04, 2005 11:01 PM
The story of spammers trying to sell timeshares in Alaska.
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MKellar
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posted June 04, 2005 11:53 PM
The sequel to the Hulk wherein the Hulk unsucesfully tries to shake off the authorities by changing his name to Joe.
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peterh
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posted June 05, 2005 12:12 AM
When romance and rhododendrons meet fusion.
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Spaceman
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posted June 06, 2005 11:00 AM
The epic saga of a chocolate factory worker and his practical jokes.
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screechowl
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posted June 06, 2005 05:17 PM
The true story of the European Union's constitution.
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The Pixiest
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posted June 06, 2005 06:13 PM
A How To guide for letting the mass murderer know where you are.
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SteveRogers
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posted June 06, 2005 10:09 PM
A story about a man named Joy. He dies and takes the job of the Grim Reaper, who is retiring to Hawaii with his wife.
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