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The story of a schoolhouse constructed entirely from pebbbles. The mortar is Kraft cheese. The building is very unstable and tends to sway back and forth when the wind blows.
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The aptly titled story of a pachyderm's rise to glory after a poorly performed rhinoplasty renders him nearly nose-less. Formerly published as "My Friend Schnozz the Face Lumpy" this enduring drama is a time-honored tradition as well as a holiday classic.
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A man joins Alcoholics Anonymous only to find that everyone else he knows in town is a member as well. The story of their relationships in and out of the AA meetings.
"Rice Paper Moonlight"
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The story of a lone Chinese Candy Wrapper made of Rice Paper's epic journey through the world to seek out the soul creator of the spirit. The moonlight. However during it's quest it finds that it already has the power of creation, it's own inner moonlight.
"See the Author's Name Below"
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The story of a man who while trying fruitlessly to load his too full dishwasher disappears. He later reappears in the Sahara with an industrial dishwahser.
"How did I get here?"
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In which the somber heroine realizes that really and truly no one will give her two figs and ease the passage through the wastelands of yesterday and tomorrows still to come.
"If Silence Is Golden, What Shall We Do With the Silver?"
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A small town family furrier that sells only rabbit skin coats is the subject of a hostile take over by a femme fatale who runs a multinational fur empire.
"Lucky McPherson and his Fabulous Dodge Dart"
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How a shepherd stumbled across a magic flesh-seeking arrow, and found true love, became rich, and never had to clip another sheep. (Boy, you didn't make it easy, bunbun!)
"X-ray Crystallography and You"
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The tale of a man who characterized proteins in a remote section of Iowa while trying to win the hand of the fair librarian, written in first person.
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Warner Brother's newest morphing of Bugs Bunny: an existentialist art film with Bugs pondering his indecision on which way to turn at Albuquerque. Fun for the whole family, if you're jaded and cynical intellectuals.
"Seizure of the heart"
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A 5th grade student, who normally raises the school flag, does so. But little does she know that there's an energetic 4th grader running toward her. He rams her into the flag pole, and she ends up with a rather large bruise. The victims father is a rich lawyer who will do anything it takes to make the 4th grade boy serve justice.
"Books, Films, and a Large Vulture"
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