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Topic: The Story Title game
Spaceman
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posted June 06, 2005 11:28 PM
The story of a live person who blogs all day. (Only sold five copies)
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Boris
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posted June 07, 2005 12:23 AM
The story of a man named Bucky and his nightmares of becoming part of a fruit salad.
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alluvion
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posted June 07, 2005 12:26 AM
Pavement painted red: the final mishap of a young padawan.
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screechowl
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posted June 07, 2005 12:51 AM
A Handbook on Common Grammatical Errors
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alluvion
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posted June 07, 2005 12:54 AM
A diatribe on the evils of fraternities.
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mimsies
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posted June 07, 2005 01:50 AM
A story detailing a day in the life of a mother of a 5 yr old highly gifted, high energy boy, and hre most common strategy for communicating with him.
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alluvion
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posted June 07, 2005 01:58 AM
Hard-bitten. Grits on the soul like an ear-pounding of concrete-mixers in chorus.
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bunbun
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posted June 07, 2005 07:51 AM
A torrid tale of the pork family, pulled apart by civil unrest in the American South.
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Spaceman
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posted June 07, 2005 11:00 AM
a.k.a. Desperate Horsewhives...
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docmagik
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posted June 07, 2005 10:50 PM
The dramatic story of a teen who's very picky about which Clue character he has to be, and his friends who don't care.
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SteveRogers
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posted June 07, 2005 10:52 PM
The story of a man who proposes to his wife with a shotglass rather than a ring.
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Spaceman
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posted June 07, 2005 11:23 PM
It's the story of a man and his..uh, I forget.
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SteveRogers
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posted June 07, 2005 11:25 PM
The story of a red haired, bearded midget who kills people for fun. His mark? He sticks a, "Kiss Me, I'm Irish!" pin on their chest.
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Spaceman
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posted June 07, 2005 11:42 PM
The story of the 2004 Arizona Diamondbacks
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The Pixiest
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posted June 08, 2005 12:24 AM
This is the story of a fruit, a fruit with a mission. He and his friend Apple are beyond compare! For it's always a bad idea to compare Apples and Oranges.
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mimsies
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posted June 08, 2005 12:42 AM
A tragic story about art and betrayal in a tattoo parlor.
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Spaceman
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posted June 08, 2005 01:19 AM
The story of the little citrus that might.
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TL
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posted June 08, 2005 05:58 AM
The story of a tailor on a life-long journey of self-discovery, searching for the legendary and long-lost "pin of King Henry".
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bunbun
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posted June 08, 2005 08:46 AM
An introspective on the effects of 3 am stops at Taco Bell.
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Spaceman
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posted June 08, 2005 10:57 AM
The story of a desease identified in a police line-up.
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SteveRogers
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posted June 08, 2005 11:17 AM
The story of a monster hunter who seems to have forgotten where he set his gun down. Unfortunately, it wasn't the time because he was being charged at by a massive army of Zombies.
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The Pixiest
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posted June 08, 2005 12:24 PM
The story of a man's attempt to change the alternator in his car. A quest that ultimately kills him.
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bunbun
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posted June 08, 2005 06:59 PM
A rag-tag outfit of plucky tie-dying hippies set out on a trek to celebrate the Vernal Equinox.
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The Pixiest
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posted June 08, 2005 07:31 PM
A cook book.
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ProverbialSunrise
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posted June 08, 2005 09:56 PM
An astronaut's sketch pad is lost and flies off into space. It is discovered by aliens.
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SteveRogers
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posted June 08, 2005 10:09 PM
The story of a man who loses his mind because he failed to mention to his wife that his head was duct taped to his shoulders, thus she accidentally knocked it off.
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Spaceman
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posted June 08, 2005 10:39 PM
The story of all but three guys who lose to a GIRL!!!
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screechowl
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posted June 08, 2005 10:52 PM
Now in its second big printing! Male chauvanistic jokes including the classic "The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
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Spaceman
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posted June 08, 2005 11:31 PM
IN rebuttal to "You Male Pig", the MCPSA, or Male Chauvanist Pig Society of America released this book of dirty limericks.[ June 08, 2005, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: Spaceman ]
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bunbun
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posted June 09, 2005 07:32 AM
The endearing tale of an octogenarian auctioneer who has to hang it up after getting laryngitis.
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Spaceman
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posted June 09, 2005 10:09 AM
The little-known 13th-century story of the failed fruit abacus, failed due to lack of refrigeration.
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The Pixiest
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posted June 09, 2005 11:03 AM
A measel epidemic sidelines the Stanford Football team. The coach must come up with enough players for the Big Game.
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screechowl
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posted June 09, 2005 07:47 PM
A "How-To-Manual" on cultivating steep, otherwise inaccessible hillsides and other steep slopes. Illustrated by Dr. Seuss.
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Dagonee
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posted June 09, 2005 07:55 PM
The sequel to Osmosis Jones, in which Oz and Driz join a stepline in Bill Murray's mouth.
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bunbun
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posted June 09, 2005 08:11 PM
Aggravaine, depressed by his dysfunctional family, decides to give up chivalry to track tornadoes with plucky female sidekick played by Helen Hunt.
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Spaceman
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posted June 09, 2005 08:29 PM
A guy's guide to needlepoint.
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The Pixiest
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posted June 10, 2005 12:52 AM
A chess master's guide to making your opponent scream.
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Spaceman
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posted June 10, 2005 09:45 AM
An expository on the hell reserved for the people who rode the little bus to school.
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SteveRogers
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posted June 10, 2005 12:41 PM
The story of a hamster who lives his life teaching a study hall class, in a hallway, to ants.
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The Pixiest
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posted June 10, 2005 12:49 PM
The Steven Wright Story.
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Spaceman
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posted June 10, 2005 03:12 PM
The story of a small town, on the scale of angstroms.
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bunbun
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posted June 10, 2005 04:16 PM
A beloved Chinese Restaurant owner wins the lottery.
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Annie
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posted June 10, 2005 04:23 PM
The touching tale of a identical twins whose leatherworking projects end up competing against each other at the state fair
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Hamson
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posted June 10, 2005 07:50 PM
The happy tale of a child and his dear bird, until he crushed it when he slipped.
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Spaceman
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posted June 10, 2005 08:14 PM
The story of Star Quack--Waste-of-Space-9. In today's episode, Kwark is invaded by killer jerms and Oh-no hires armed Gremlins to keep the invaders at bay.
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The Pixiest
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posted June 11, 2005 02:16 AM
A woman has a list of things she wants in a man, till she meets a man with none of those characteristics in a laundrimat. (This would be the #1 chick flick of the summer.)
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bunbun
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posted June 11, 2005 06:48 AM
An out of work switchboard operator stalks a Bell South employee.
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Spaceman
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posted June 11, 2005 11:57 AM
The story of a noisy caged bird kept near the bee hive.
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bunbun
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posted June 11, 2005 07:13 PM
A laundress in the sixties hallucinates while a hunky dude forms in her bleach jug.
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Dagonee
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posted June 11, 2005 07:17 PM
Documentary on the use of blunt objects by covert assassins to kill enemies without alerting others.
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