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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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Ich haben in mir hertz das urge to construct mein own sprachens words.
It should be habe, not haben. And "in mir hertz" should be "im meinem Herz".

[Razz]


Or what Jon Boy said...

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But you lose those points for having to ask.
Darn.

All I can say in German, bad spelling: Enschuldigensibitte, wo ist der dome?

(Excuse me please, where is the church?)

Chokalade Kuken

(Chocolate Cake)

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Haloed Silhouette
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Gedechtnichtkirchie! (Sp? I only heard it said.)

Think of it this way: the core word is "dobie"; add to that the prefix "en" such as enforce, enrage, empower; add to that the adverb form and get "endobily". It means "in a way of becoming a dobie but not at own (i.e., thread's) choice".

JH

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Annie
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I think when you make up words, other people have to get it. [Smile] Like potlucky, my own illustrious creation. Everyone gets potlucky at one time or another.
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Jon Boy
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Except that en- turns a noun or adjective into a verb, but -ly turns an adjective into an adverb. You're combining affixes that don't work together.

I hate to say it, Jonathan, but you're making me wonder about this whole training-you-to-be-my-apprentice thing.

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Empotluckability?
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Jon Boy
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Stop. >_<
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Fascinating read, JB. I had heard of Dvorak, though not much more beyond that. Now I get to be a smartass whenever someone brings up the Dvorak keyboard again.
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I hate to say it, Jonathan, but you're making me wonder about this whole training-you-to-be-my-apprentice thing.
Hey! I'm bilingual! So what if my conditionals aren't FLAWLESS? You cannot expect me to be you!
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I hate to say it, Jonathan, but you're making me wonder about this whole training-you-to-be-my-apprentice thing.
Hey! I'm bilingual! So what if my conditionals aren't FLAWLESS? You cannot expect me to be you!
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Jon Boy
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The Secret Fraternal Order of Linguists does not accept flawed applicants. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid it just isn't going to work out.

*sticks papers back in briefcase and snaps it shut*

*smiles tightly and turns to leave*

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Haloed Silhouette
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*Shoots.*

See, I at least punctuate my "*...*"s and I use capitals in them.

*Takes over the SFOL and fires Jon Boy.*

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Haloed Silhouette
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If you want to be a language nazi...
Nazi needs to be capitalised, it's a name.

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The Secret Fraternal Order of Linguists does not accept flawed applicants.
Fwahaha.
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Jon Boy
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You use capitals in your ellipses? How does that work?


Oh, and it's a fraternal order. You can't fire me from it.

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Jon Boy
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quote:
Originally posted by Haloed Silhouette:
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If you want to be a language nazi...
Nazi needs to be capitalised, it's a name.
Check a dictionary.

Also, your comma splice is showing.

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Haloed Silhouette
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Then fire yourself.

I punctuate it just as if it were quotes, in the method I chose to accept.

And "*...*" are not ellipses. When I write "*thinking*" I do not mean "...thinking...", I mean an action. The fact that you enclose it somehow gives it the right to be punctuated properly.

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Jon Boy
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You could try using words instead of an agglomeration of typographical characters. I thought you were referring to the ellipsis points and not the asterisks.

I say "Ha!" to your willy-nilly punctuation rules.

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I do not accept Webster Dictionary. The fact that you Americans take liberty does not mean I lower myself to your standards.
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I say "Ha!" to your willy-nilly punctuation rules.

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I said to him "get lost."
Who ever heard of such crap?! And since when can you spell "practice" (the NOUN) with an "s"?! You people are pathetic sometimes.
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Jon Boy
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Dude, stop being such a jerk and a snob.
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I know, I'm sorry. I can't hel. . . wait. You're not talking about me right now. Odd.
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Haloed Silhouette
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Hey, I didn't call you anything remotely associated with Nazism. *Thinks back to the days of the bitter fighting with AntiCool over the subject.*

Not that it is justification - but the weak spot was shown.

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I want to see a battle of grammer.
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Jon Boy
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I didn't say that you did, Jonathan. I'm referring to your obsessive and ignorant prejudice against American English despite your claims of being such a language guru.

Porter: To the death?

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I want to see John vs. John in a grammer battle.

edit: *nod*

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*Thinks back to the days of the bitter fighting with AntiCool over the subject.*
Isn't that a sentence fragment?
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Porter: Only if you promise to spell my name right.

RRR: "Sentence fragment" is a sentence fragment. Oh, wait.

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I want to see a battle of grammer.
Bad memories of Dagonee vs me?

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your claims of being such a language guru.
For the circumstances I'm in - yes. Other than that, I do my best of understanding. And yet, when reading American English it catches the eye differently, and it slows me down. I'm not blaming you for using it, as you wre taught it, rather I'm critical of the original notion.
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*adjusts JB's sarcastometer*
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*Twiches.*
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*adjusts Pohrtehr's name*

Jonathan: See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. There is nothing inherently wrong with American English and nothing inherently right with British English. They're simply different.

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"Ich haben in mir hertz das urge to construct mein own sprachens words."
Ich habe den Drang in meinem Hertz, um meine eigene Sprachwoerte aufzubauen.

"Enschuldigensibitte, wo ist der dome?"
Entschuldigung, bitte, wo ist der Dom?

"Chokalade Kuken"
Schokoladenkuchen -Germans don't believe in having two words when you can ram them togeather and make one. [Smile]

"Gedechtnichtkirchie!", Haloed?
I have no idea what you're shooting for. Maybe Gedaechtniskirche, which would be a church that's kept around for memory's sake. I think some of the cities in Germany have old, bombed-out churches that they refer to as Gedaechtniskirchen.

For further German butchering: http://dict.leo.org/?lang=en&lp=ende&search=

Please continue, this is getting interesting to watch.

~your friendly German Spelling Nazi

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Oh, so now my heated criticism won't go? *Bangs on wall, crashes building down.* Fine, I'm sorry.
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Thanks, Jhai.
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"The Secret Fraternal Order of Linguists"

I applied to the order. I saw my application on the net 3 months, attached to an article titled: "Grammar Nazi's Have a Gas, Die Laughing"

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Jon Boy
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Except that we didn't use an apostrophe in "Nazis."
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Going to sleep! Night!
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What do you mean 'we'? You guys died laughing. Quite literally.

It's a shame. A perfectly good joke ruined by bad grammar and explanation.

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I am stepping in and imposing a temporary word ban here. No one in this thread will be permitted to use the word Nazi, or any derivation thereof, for the next 231 posts.

Thank you.

The Tired Cliché Prevention Society

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You . . . you . . . McCarthyist! [Wink] [Razz]
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Be careful, son. That one's next on the list.
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RED!




(I was looking for something good to post on for 14000 . . . and then I forgot. *sigh*)

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Ooh, are we shouting colors now? GREEN! ORANGE! PINK! BLUE! YELLOW! BROWN! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, BROWWWWWN!
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What about a tender scalet background with vermillion stipes and saffron spots?
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I find that scalet is much too fishy a color. I prefer scarlet.
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Granny Smith Green
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Random color shouting?

Um, ok . . . except for the fact that Annie has red hair, and it went with the McCarthyist comment . . .

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Annie has red hair?
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Rivka has beautiful hair. [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Jon Boy:
Annie has red hair?

At least one or two.
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