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Poptarts are like sugar coated cardboard except worse because if they were sugar coated cardboard I could eat them without distroying the linings of my intestines. As it is, they are not made of pure sugar or even pure cardboard but they contain enough wheat proteins to destroy my body (which is not nearly enough wheat protein to provide adequate nutrition for a tick).
There are worse things than Pop Tarts, I just can't think of any right now.
Oh, wait a minute -- there are Oreo cookies but at least they don't pretend to be anything but a sugar hit.
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