posted
He beat God one on one in Goldeneye when he was 15.
He thinks BAWLS is a sissy drink.
Vampires leave him alone- his blood would make them go insane.
He and the devil had a bet for all the souls on earth. They gave God the pepsi challenge. T_Smith won the bet- God did in fact prefer coke.
T_Smith turns water into mountain dew just by looking at it.
T_Smith went back in time and invented the concept of 0, just so there is something to display by your name when he plays you in Halo.
Wonka once invited T_Smith to his factory. The glass elevator was smashed, the chocolate river was dry, and thirty oompa loompa's quit. Wonka regretted that decision.
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
posted
Do we all get to make up random facts about T_Smith in this thread? That could be fun! I can't wait 'til mack decides to play. Posts: 7954 | Registered: Mar 2004
| IP: Logged |
posted
T_Smith believes in gay marriage. Because, let's face it, only T_Smith is good enough to marry T_Smith.
Posts: 4116 | Registered: Apr 2002
| IP: Logged |
posted
Yeah, everyone gets to make up facts about me. Kind of like the Random Facts About Chuck Norris/Mr. T/Vin Deisel. Hooray for 9000 posts.
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
posted
T-Smith actually has 11 toes, five on each foot and one he wears around his neck to remind him of "that incident at O'Hara".
Posts: 11895 | Registered: Apr 2002
| IP: Logged |
I mean, really, he just likes pressing buttons, pulling knobs, and putting his feet on random pedals.
Posts: 11895 | Registered: Apr 2002
| IP: Logged |
posted
The world has never been the same since the last time T_Smith played "button button who's got the button".
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
posted
The goatee was invented hundreds of years before T_Smith graced the earth. The guy who invented it saw T_Smith in a dream, clean shaven, and thought, "Now there's a good looking guy. But he'd be even better looking with . . . "
So he shaved his own beard the next day in a distinctive way and persuaded the rich and influential men of his day to do the same in hopes that someday T_Smith would follow suit and make the world complete.
Posts: 1903 | Registered: Sep 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
T_Smith is actually a code name for Mr. T. The ubiquity of the "Smith" name reflects the nonspecific nature of the title "Mister." The T is left intact as a bold statement that one should pity da fool who attempts to violate T_Smith's privacy.
T_Smith really, really hates pistachios.
T_Smith only wears tweed clothing designed by Armani.
T_Smith was once in a bar full of Hell's Angels. When they tried to pick a fight with him, he wailed on his guitar and a horde of ninjas appeared and kicked the bikers' asses.
T_Smith is the most erudite human being who ever lived, except for the little-known philosopher Edward Norton, whose public personage is that of an actor who kills people in movies.
T_Smith always tips at least 20%, unless the waiter spits in his food.
T_Smith can identify one part of waiter saliva out of ten million in any given dish using his attunement to electromagnetic fields.
T_Smith is your only real friend. Everybody else has or will abandon you to scorn and misery.
T_Smith only drinks the blood of his enemies. Which tastes like Red Bull. Which is disgusting.
Posts: 1321 | Registered: Sep 1999
| IP: Logged |
posted
T Smith walks the walk T Smith talks the talk Whenever you got bling T Smith will take ev'rything.
See him run, see him jump T Smith does a double pump. Fakes you out, makes you mad, Face it, son, you been had.
T Smith here, T Smith there T Smith on your underwear. Full page spread in Redbook now, T Smith is my best cash cow.
Posts: 14554 | Registered: Dec 1999
| IP: Logged |
posted
The ironic thing is that T_Smith hates Tea.
And he ain't to found of the Smiths either.
T_Smiths favorite geometrical shape is the parallelagram. Not because he's infatuated with its structure or look. Its just that parallelagram is such a fun word to say.
T_Smith: What are you doing today? Mack: Same thing as every day--trying to take over the world. T_Smith: Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
Posts: 11895 | Registered: Apr 2002
| IP: Logged |
I find it funny that a google search for Hot Nathan returns pictures of Taalcon, Zevlag and Shlomo.
"T_Smith eats his noodles upside down."
Whoa... thats like... zen.
T_Smith could skewer you with a toothpick if he wanted. He doesn't want to though, not because he can't, but because it's against his parole to carry toothpicks any more.
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
posted
T_Smith did not invent the internet, he invented AlGore who, in a dream, had a vision of T_Smith inventing the internet and beat him to the punch.
Posts: 56 | Registered: May 2005
| IP: Logged |
posted
If you throw a paper plate into a river on a cold, rainy day, T_Smith will jump in to get it.
Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
If you smell something and say, "EWWWWWWW" in disgust, T_Smith will smell it. And then, he will try a bit.
Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
T_Smith refuses to have a mastectomy because he's manly enough just the way he is.
T_Smith hunts mosquitoes for sport. With bazookas.
T_Smith can solve a Rubik's cube just by looking at it.
T_Smith pays two dollars for everything at the dollar store.
Every month, the Reader's Digest prints at least one joke by T_Smith.
T_Smith sleeps with his boots on his feet and his hat on his head. Except on Thursdays, when he sleeps with his boots on his head and his hat on his feet.
T_Smith is very particular about Thursdays.
T_Smith has four parents, two belly buttons, and 96 chromosomes. His two daddies are Bill Clinton and Hugo Chavez. Nobody knows who his mammas are - they skipped town before he was born.
T_Smith could beat up a whole class of first-graders, but probably not all at once.
T_Smith can draw better than your kindergartener.
T_Smith is a harsh movie critic. He thought Saving Private Ryan was too over-the-top, and Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith was too gritty and realistic to be enjoyable.
T_Smith likes coffee, but not tea. He likes beef, but not venison. He likes getting the heebee jeebees, but not stage fright.
T_Smith has been chewing a single wad of chaw continuously for twenty years. He's trained himself to chew while sleeping and drinking beer, but not while brushing his teeth. Mack greets him in the evening with a very tight kiss and a hopeful spittoon.
Posts: 73 | Registered: Oct 2005
| IP: Logged |
quote:Originally posted by Elizabeth: If you smell something and say, "EWWWWWWW" in disgust, T_Smith will smell it. And then, he will try a bit.
Similarly, if you try a new drink, and it's dreadful, and say, "Taste this; it tastes like PEE," he'll be the first one to take it and take a great big swig.
Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
T_Smith is not his name, but his occupation. Give him an anvil, a hammer, and three ingots of raw ore and before you can shake a stick, he'll smith you up a T.
The Capitol of T_Smith is T and S
Posts: 11895 | Registered: Apr 2002
| IP: Logged |
posted
T_Smith was once bequeathed a magic ring in hopes that he'd destroy it. After the hobbits conquered Middle-Earth and declared him their king, he considered doing so, but decided invisibility was too much fun.
Now he is known as . . . invisibiliT_Smith.
Posts: 767 | Registered: Oct 2003
| IP: Logged |
posted
When T_Smith gets a frog in his voice, he sounds like Barry White. Ironically, when T_Smith eats berries, he sounds like Kermit.
Posts: 9754 | Registered: Jul 2002
| IP: Logged |
Printer-friendly view of this topic
![[Smile]](smile.gif)
![[Wink]](wink.gif)
![[Blushing]](graemlins/blushing.gif)
