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ketchupqueen
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quote:
Originally posted by Uprooted:
too funny -- those lyrics actually make a lot more sense!

Ummm . . . I mean bad pun. Bad.

ETA: In response to Scott's Tony Danza pun, halfway up the page now. Am I that slow?
Actually, it was a Friends reference...
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Who knew that by "Nature's God" the founders meant Baphomet!
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quote:
The devils were created by God.

They rebelled.

There are many copies.

And they have a plan.
Lisa wins the thread!
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Uprooted
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quote:
Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
Actually, it was a Friends reference...
Oh . . . well then my LOL goes to the Friends writers for their funny pun rather than to Scott R! [Wink]

(same for the "bad pun, bad" chastisement, I guess!)
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Scott R
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No, I never watched Friends. I heard the joke from my wife's aunt, who told it to us before Friends ever started.

So... nyahh!
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That explains the slight misquote.
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All right now, I thought it was funny and I'm not going to go checking Snopes to find out if your friend's wife coined it pre-Internet in the days of whatever sitcom Tony Danza used to star in (how old is Elton John's Tiny Dancer anyway?) or if Baphomet himself invented it in Babylonian times!

I think it's Baphomet who is influencing me to keep checking this thread rather than finish the project I'm working on. yeah, that's it.

I keep trying to come up w/ a Baphomet pun but I'm having no success. It seems like it's just there on the tip of my tongue. I lay that down as a challenge to abler punsters than I.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ron Lambert:
Well, I thought it was interesting. Most people assume Free Masonry is quasi-Christian, but it actually is Occultic. If you don't believe in Christianity or the Occult, you won't see anything to be concerned about. But what if there is a God, and there is a Devil? Why take the risk?
Bullshit.
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I like how in the process of getting masonry totally wrong, he also calls Crowley a satanist.
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Chink's got the masonry all wrong, too? Yowie. Chimney fires are bad news. [Smile]
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If I thought there was a god, I'd pray hard for comrade Chick to be caught at tax evasion, like his fellow obnoxious scumbag, Kent Hovind. The world needs more pictures like this one. Alas, constitutional law and the right of the US government to tax people is apparently not one of the bees in his bonnet.

Hmm. I wonder, does he take requests?
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Scott R
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Wikipedia, Baphomet

Near the end of the article, it mentions that Chick was wrong, and why.

Much of Chick's mis-information comes from a number of books written by an athiest-with-an-agenda by the name of Taxil.

Here's what Wikipedia has to say about that:

The Taxil Hoax

I find all this very interesting.
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While I, on the other hand, can't stop thinking about Tony Danza popsicles.

<insert Homer Simpson drool noise>
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Scott R
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Which of these two is more dangerous to American society?

Karl: interested in frozen confections of a former TV sitcom star;

Scott: interested in demonology, the occult, and proving stalwart Christian fundamentalists utterly and completely wrong.

[Evil Laugh]
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Well, given that Tony Danza pretty clearly has a pact with The Dark One and is a harbinger of the apocalypse, I don't think there's any question it's the Tony Danza fantasies.

I wouldn't be surprised to find out he's a Mason, actually. :ninja:
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Scott R
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Nah. It's me.
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Oh, please. You're the Hello Kitty of evil.
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KarlEd
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<---wants to be the Hello Kitty of evil. [Grumble]
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Scott R
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quote:
Oh, please. You're the Hello Kitty of evil.
Okay. Works for me.
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Storm Saxon
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quote:

<---wants to be the Hello Kitty of evil. [Grumble]
*pat pat*
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quote:
Originally posted by Storm Saxon:
Oh, please. You're the Hello Kitty of evil.
LOL
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Scott R
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Follow the link I posted.

I can tie ribbons on Cthulhu and make him walk the plank.

I am one bad muthah.
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Speak of the Devil, and GoogleBannerAds invites us to Join the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
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Google is apparently unaware that everyone here is a member of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy, which offers Dental.
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That link is cute, Scott. [Smile]
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