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Of all the gin joints in the world, woman chooses to enter Moroccan nightclub.
rewrite of earlier attempt: Spoiled Southern belle wears curtains; husband doesn't give a d*mn.
Jatraquera has no life; ups post count on a Friday night. (oh wait, I don't think they've released that one yet.)
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Someone finally says "But what does it do?" and "It doesn't do anything, that's the beauty of it."
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-2 hours of Woody Allen whining. -A 14 year old girl flies a bunch of birds across international boundaries. -Movie with prolonged periods of silence, a psychotic computer, and flashing lights at the end. (Oh wait- I still didn't like that movie.) -Guy in prison. -Nicholas Cage tries to write a movie about flowers. -A jet engine doesn't fall on a kid because he was transported by a demonic bunny.
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quote:Originally posted by Epictetus: "Robot child is rejected by his mother and pairs with a male prostitute to find her again, only to spend a thousand years under a glacier."
*snort*
You couldn't paraphrase that movie in a 2000 word essay that would make anyone want to see it. And it's a male prostitue ROBOT.
I liked it. A lot, actually. Am I the only one?
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Man dies, kills people who killed him. (Hey, that could describe at least three movies I know of off the top of my head...)
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quote:Originally posted by Puffy Treat: One of the very few 1999 films worth remembering.
Seriously? 1999 had a fair number of good movies. Some of them include The Matrix, Fight Club, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, The Sixth Sense, and Toy Story 2. Maybe we just have really different tastes in movies, but I thought 1999 was pretty decent.
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was a 2000 movie, not 1999.
The Matrix? Eh, the sequels ruined it for me. The Sixth Sense I enjoyed the first time, but subsequent viewings didn't hold up well.
I loved Toy Story 2.
I've never seen Fight Club because people I know who -have- seen it already spoiled every twist for me, and keep claiming it will completely rewrite my entire life. Posts: 6689 | Registered: Jan 2005
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This boy wears some tights and gets some other kids to hang out with him, and they fight some pirates.
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Whiny, annoyingly cute little kid, who will eventually become evil incarnate, accidentally blows stuff up and still manages to bag the older chick who's rich and powerful.
Julia Roberts proves you can sue someone for a bazillion dollars using cleavage alone.
Computer decides to kill all humans on board after being subjected to three hours of classical music.
Theme park has dinosaurs that eat people who are unable to run away.
He was Keyser Soze all along.
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quote:Originally posted by otterk10: A secret agent tries to stop an evil person from taking over the world and has sex with many beautiful women along the way.
I suspect a fair number of people would want to see that film... Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
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quote:Originally posted by otterk10: A secret agent tries to stop an evil person from taking over the world and has sex with many beautiful women along the way.
I suspect a fair number of people would want to see that film...
Heck, I bet they could even make more than one of them.
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quote:Originally posted by otterk10: A secret agent tries to stop an evil person from taking over the world and has sex with many beautiful women along the way.
I suspect a fair number of people would want to see that film...
Heck, I bet they could even make more than one of them.
Yeah, but you better make the agent British or something, give it some class. Otherwise, it'll just seem exploitive. Posts: 3826 | Registered: May 2005
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"Its like the book, but with most of the good stuff left out."
Others:
Its the VGer episode from the series, but stretched out way to long, and not as exciting.
Tom Cruise playing the part he always plays is in a uniform. Jack Nicholason playing the part he always plays is in a uniform. The fight, but in a court room.
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quote:Originally posted by erosomniac: A baby barely survives a car crash which kills his parents and hallucinates about a magical universe for the rest of his life.
quote:Originally posted by rollainm: I liked it. A lot, actually. Am I the only one?
I liked part of it. But the last half hour or so made me want to gouge my eyes out with rusty garden implements. It was about the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. If I knew of a medical treatment that would help me to forget ever having seen it, I think I'd pay just about anything for it.
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It's a story about a robot who wants to be a human, but he can't becuase he's a robot, and after 200 years they let him be a human after he has killed himself.
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A pampered female dog has a night of pasta and illegitimate sex with a mongrel.
(It's funny how no one ever notices that part...even though they have her canine neighbors offer marriage to save her honor.)
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