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Egads! Now I know what's happening to the bees! Just because you couldn't keep them well doesn't mean you have to cause all the colonies to collapse!
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Many of Scott's clothes have recently come out of the closet. However Scott hasn't allowed some of his most ugly outfits to come out in years.
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I give all the money I get from doing audits to the Center for Disease Proliferation.
I deliberately wear ill-fitting sweatsuits, polyester bowling shoes, and a bandana do-rag, and walk in front of Stacy London. Her cries of horror make a pleasing noise unto mine ears.
I don't like kitten's.
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Scott is actually the person who called TCPS claiming he was a pregnant, abused 16 year old polygamist wife. He can do a pretty convincing imitation of a 16 year girl when he speaks in falsetto.
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quote:Originally posted by Morbo: Saddam's WMDs are in Scott's basement.
I just don't see how Scott could fit Saddam's WMD's in his basement with the 100 Uranium centrifuges he's building for the Iranians.
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quote:Originally posted by Scott R: I don't like kitten's.
Well, duh. No one doe's. And you're too despicable for Chuck Norris to defend, but too lame for him to fight.
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quote:Originally posted by katharina: Scott's basement is bigger on the inside.
But he is not the Doctor.
Great, so now he's expanded his basement so far he's undermining foundations in half the neighborhood.
Don't say I didn't tell you so, when your neighbors grand piano crashes down on your little mining operation
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Scott's heart is a mini-black hole that will eventually consume the entire universe into a very bland and depressed singularity who spends every Saturday night hoping to get lucky at the local Singularity Bar, and ends up going home with some ugly nebula from which it contracts yet another STD (Stellar-ly Transmitted Disease).
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The amusing thing is that underneath all the falsetto bravado, Scott is utterly, underwhelmingly prosaic.
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quote:Originally posted by katharina: Scott's basement is bigger on the inside.
But he is not the Doctor.
Great, so now he's expanded his basement so far he's undermining foundations in half the neighborhood.
Don't say I didn't tell you so, when your neighbors grand piano crashes down on your little mining operation
If Scott's basement is bigger on the inside than the outside, then he's undermining the very foundations of the Universe. And it's a neighboring Universe's Grand Unified Theory of Everything that's going to come crashing down on all of us.
All that for a little more storage space--I mean, that's just selfish.
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Scott R is a quivering pool of sentimentality wrapped inside a gooey mix of bougie tastes, false southern charm and middlebrow Mormonism all coated with a thin veneer of what appears to be a complex dark bitter chocolate but is actually waxy, stale, slightly-sweetened carob.
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