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Pegasus
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Oh yeah, Wanted was pretty bad too.
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I nominate:

Vampire's Kiss - I loved the premise, but if you can actually stand Nicholas Cage's performance here, you have a much higher pain threshold than I...

The Ice Pirates - I actually wanted to like this. Sadly, no dice.

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quote:
Originally posted by The Pixiest:
We should hang out. Wanna go to the movies?

Sounds good to me. Next time I'm in, uh, is it the Bay Area?
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Maybe I don't remember Day After Tomorrow well enough (gladly), but come on. Dick Cheney shows up at the end to tell everyone its our fault?
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The Day After Tomorrow can actually quite enjoyable if you think of it as a comedy and watch it with a bunch of scientist in a place where its acceptable to make biting satiric comments and shout at the movie whenever appropriate.

There is another whole class of movies that are so so very bad that they rap around to be good again or at least funny enough to watch repeatedly, at least with the right company.

One of my favorites is "Night of the Lepus", a horror movie about a genetic engineering experiment gone bad that results in herds of giant killer bunnies on the rampage.

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C3PO the Dragon Slayer
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quote:
Originally posted by The Rabbit:
The Day After Tomorrow can actually quite enjoyable if you think of it as a comedy and watch it with a bunch of scientist in a place where its acceptable to make biting satiric comments and shout at the movie whenever appropriate.

Ah, so THAT'S the secret! I was watching it with a bunch of creationist relatives!

Edited for spelling.

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Kate Beckinsale was even hotter in Click IMHO. I couldn't believe how gorgeous she was when I first saw that. But she was indeed tasty in Underworld.


Evil Dead 2

The first one was just terrifying and for that I give it props, although I am not a fan of the horror genre.

The third one was so bad it was awesome, and so many cool lines come out of it.

But two was just not scary, not funny, not awesome, not worth watching.

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quote:
Originally posted by Puppy:
The Day After Tomorrow is worth watching for the wolves [Smile]

That was the only part of the movie when I was entertained, and it probably wasn't for the reason that the director had in mind.
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quote:
Originally posted by BlackBlade:
Kate Beckinsale was even hotter in Click IMHO. I couldn't believe how gorgeous she was when I first saw that.

I recently saw (most of) Click on TV, and the whole time I was thinking to myself that she was way too beautiful to be Adam Sandler's wife.
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BlackBlade
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quote:
Originally posted by Jon Boy:
quote:
Originally posted by BlackBlade:
Kate Beckinsale was even hotter in Click IMHO. I couldn't believe how gorgeous she was when I first saw that.

I recently saw (most of) Click on TV, and the whole time I thought to myself that she was way too beautiful to be Adam Sandler's wife.
I completely agree, but I think even the movie hints at this a bit.

Then again, I know many wonderful girls who are married to schlubs.

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quote:
Originally posted by Pegasus:
Oh yeah, Wanted was pretty bad too.

As far as I'm concerned Wanted had two scenes: the one with Angelina's naked backside, and the one when she kissed the main guy in front of his ex-girlfriend. There wasn't a sound in the whole theatre at the last one; men or women, they were all quiet. I found that extremely hilarious. [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Vadon:
I may be one of the only people in the world who liked 'The Avengers'.

Yeah, I liked it, too.

Thought of another: The Neverending Story II. No matter how much I liked seeing Jonathan Brandis in Sea Quest, it's like pulling teeth to watch even five minutes of that movie.

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quote:
Originally posted by C3PO the Dragon Slayer:
quote:
Originally posted by The Rabbit:
The Day After Tomorrow can actually quite enjoyable if you think of it as a comedy and watch it with a bunch of scientist in a place where its acceptable to make biting satiric comments and shout at the movie whenever appropriate.

Ah, so THAT'S the secret! I was watching it with a bunch of creationist relatives!

Edited for spelling.

Yeah, I can only see it working as a comedy. Even when you throw out the bad science, I still thought it was an absolutely awful movie.

I am tempted to get the rifftrax for it, though.

Edit: And apparently the preview scene covers one of the most memorable parts of the movie for me.

quote:

Character 1 tosses a pile of books into the fireplace.
Character 2: What are you doing?
Character 1: What did you think we were going to burn?
Commentary: The furniture?

And we're really supposed to care whether or not these people die more so than the hundreds of others we've already seen get killed? I was never really convinced.

rifftrax

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PSI Teleport
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Jawbreaker. I'm still humiliated that I stuck with it until the end. I don't know how I live with myself.

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Thought of another: The Neverending Story II. No matter how much I liked seeing Jonathan Brandis in Sea Quest, it's like pulling teeth to watch even five minutes of that movie.
QFT. But this makes me want to rent "Ladybugs" again. I sure miss old Jon.
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Why Wanted, Pegasus? I mean, I wouldn't nominate it for any Academy Awards, but I enjoyed it fine. It was exactly what I expected it to be, and that was what I wanted.
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I had a great idea. I thought, "I'll go look at imdb's bottom 100 list, to remind me of the horrid movies I've seen."

It didn't work. Of the 100 on that list, I've only seen ONE of them.

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quote:
Originally posted by Paul Goldner:
The Beach.

Hah! Seconded.
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Corwin
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quote:
Originally posted by Jeorge:
I had a great idea. I thought, "I'll go look at imdb's bottom 100 list, to remind me of the horrid movies I've seen."

It didn't work. Of the 100 on that list, I've only seen ONE of them.

I tried watching the trailers for those with a friend of mine. Wow......
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quote:
Originally posted by Bella Bee:
Lost in Space.
The English Patient.
Wyatt Earp.
X-Men 3.
Volcano.
From Hell.
Troy.

I would gladly trade my memory of those movies to get the time I spent on them back again.

Why do so many people dislike Wyatt Earp? I know it's long and not as action packed as Tombstone, but I still think it's a great film.

And come on, you telling me Troy wasn't just a bit entertaining?

Concerning IMDb's bottom 100, I'm ashamed to say I've seen three of them.

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Corwin
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Yeah, I thought both Wyatt Earp and Troy were ok.
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quote:
Originally posted by Trent Destian:
Why do so many people dislike Wyatt Earp?

Possibly their expectations were raised sky-high by Silverado. They wanted Kasdan to do another tongue-in-cheek old school Western, with all the trimmings.
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Swamp Diamonds
The Girl with Gold Boots
Transformers
300
30 Days of Night

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