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I'm certainly not convinced this is true. There's a good possibility that it's a ridiculous claim.
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[In the voice of Johnny Cochran] "If the pump don't fit, you must acquit".
And,
This brings a whole new meaning to the term "getting off on a technicality".
This furthur proves that the truth is stranger than fiction, although these are just allegations at this point...But I have a guess as to what Exhibit A is going to be in this case
Note: Thread title updated by request by Erik and for the sake of our squeamish Jatraqueros.
We have a miniscandal involving 2 judges, a doctor, and some drug charges, but nothing like this.
In his own defense, I am sure he has a handle on his own case. But whenever I imagine him having a subpoena on the docket, I just feel dirty all over and need to shower.
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Last book he threw at someone had a centerfold.
I hear they're offering him a medical leave of absence. Seems he's developed a bad case of carpal tunnel syndrome.
Is no-one going to mention the stiff sentences he imposes? He's on record as being in favor of public flogging.
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sndrake, we are practically the Gemini twins with our register numbers being so close. All hail, my Brother!
Hi liz!
If this case goes to trial, there will be no trouble getting gag orders from the jurors. In fact, they may have to impose a "no gag" order to stop the gag gifts and horrible jokes.
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His defenders have pointed out his reputation as a hard working jurist who handles himself well in every situation.
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(He has similar luck trying to find someone to clean his chimney. It could be he'll just have to do it himself.)
Hey, Alucard!
Your "Gemini" remark reminded me of this:
quote:THE MAN WHO GOT NO SIGN
There was Gemini Jim and Scorpio Sal They was livin' by the Golden Gate Freezin' their nose and wearin' leather clothes And dealin' every way but straight. They had a Leo dog and a Capricorn cat, And everything was goin' fine 'Till into their life on a starless night Come the man who got no sign.
quote:The Gemini character: Gemini will always get what they want because they are masters of deceit and flattery. They love being unfaithful and are always deliberately late for a date but expects you to be punctual. They turn being selfish into an art form and will make you spend all your money so they can save their own. Sometimes they can be good listeners but only because they want to hear every juicy bit of gossip that may prove useful to their schemes. Should not join the police force but make excellent actresses, salespeople, and pizza delivery boys.
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If he heard a porno trial, would he conduct it incamera?
He fired his court reporter for cooperating with the authorities....does this mean she wasn't cooperating with him?
My wife read the thread. Her comment on the judge was "What a jerk!"
This whole thing gives new meaning to the phrase undercover.
When this judge enforces the accused rights to a quick and speedy trial, is he really just pulling a fast one?
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Well, Bob, it's not the only legally-related euphemism for the judge's alleged activities.
At least, not according to a website I found. The following is composed almost of euphemisms that allegedly serve the same purpose:
The defendant was accused of aiding and abetting a known felon. His defense was he was only exercising his right to privacy. He was invited to make a plea but just blew his own horn.
Things got ugly when he choked the sheriff and waited for the posse to come. But the posse was busy cleaning its rifles. The judge ended up calling in the secret service.
The judge was furious. He was used to people stretching the truth and taking the fifth, but this guy was hoisting his own petard.
The defendant was sent to prison to stew in his own juices.
(To be honest, most of these are not euphemism's I or anyone I know has ever used. But the site says they're real, so it has to be true, right?)
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Oops, looks like I'm a bit of a johnny come lately, all the good jokes have been used.
You suppose the pump can help him keep a stiff upper lip whilst his reputation is dribbled away.
I wonder if he fears some young ramrod of an attorney will force his hand?
You think he is worried that the judge assigned to his case will be some old stiff that has lost his starch?
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You are all very very sick ****ers. My little brother would probably apreciate this thread, as he has a sense of humor. Me on the other hand, HAHAHAHA *Puke!*. Oh and did I mention that you are all very very... oh yeah I did... Anyway, folks, I'm taking a little trip to the hospital, send me some get well cards- you owe me that Posts: 1103 | Registered: Apr 2002
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