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Topic: The Fun Fight
SteveRogers
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posted August 17, 2005 09:15 PM
This thread is for fun, and it is to fight. Do not come here with anger, come here with a sense of humor. You can attack someone anyway you want, be it with a rubber chicken, a pair of flaming pants, or flamingos playing the bag pipes. Rules: 1) Have fun! 2) You may use any weapon. 3) No actual threats or fights are to be carried out in this area. 4) Be imaginative! I'd like to start the fight: *whips Power Ranger out of pocket and continues to beat myself with it* [ February 07, 2007, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: SteveRogers ]
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quidscribis
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posted August 17, 2005 09:47 PM
*restrains herself from making a joke about this being another onanism thread*
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SteveRogers
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posted August 17, 2005 09:55 PM
*beats quid with a plastic baseball bat that is filled with ants*
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Enigmatic
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posted August 17, 2005 10:40 PM
*assaults SteveRogers with quotes from MST3K's Night of the Bloodbeast * "Hey Steve." "Steve, this is Steve." "How's it going Steve?" "I don't trust anyone not named Steve!"
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Jess N
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posted August 17, 2005 10:45 PM
I pull out my +20 platinum plated rubber chicken and defend myself against Tante Shvester's horde of graemlins! Back you nasty creatures! Back, I say!
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Goody Scrivener
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posted August 17, 2005 11:11 PM
{runs in armed with the Peeps Bazooka} {indiscriminately covers thread in melted Peep} {runs out to reload}
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Jess N
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posted August 17, 2005 11:18 PM
Now I have to go clean my chicken...eww...
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Kwea
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posted August 17, 2005 11:19 PM
Spank the monkey while you are at it, he was spitting at me earlier...
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Goody Scrivener
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posted August 17, 2005 11:25 PM
Oh come on, Jess, marshmallow encrusted chicken breast is quite tasty!
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Hamson
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posted August 17, 2005 11:32 PM
quote: Originally posted by quidscribis: *restrains herself from making a joke about this being another onanism thread*
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Jess N
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posted August 17, 2005 11:42 PM
Goody: Only if the marshmallow is toasted...anyone got a flamethrower?
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Tante Shvester
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posted August 17, 2005 11:43 PM
Is that a flamethrower in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
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The Pixiest
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posted August 17, 2005 11:45 PM
*shoots the cookie gun at you* (Magic Pixie cookies that magically figure out what cookie would taste best right now and turns into that.)
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Jess N
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posted August 17, 2005 11:46 PM
Tante--are you mistaking this for the Begging the Question game? hehe Not sure that pocket flamethrower will be effective here. Oh crap! Another killer graemlin! Down you foul beast...ahhgghh
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Goody Scrivener
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posted August 17, 2005 11:46 PM
Chocolate chip with marshmallow fluff filling!!!! heeeheee
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Jess N
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posted August 17, 2005 11:47 PM
Ooh..got hit by a mallowbar...thanks Pixiest...you really live up to that name!
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 18, 2005 12:15 AM
*assaults Steve with a dictionary* You misused the word "too", bonehead!
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 12:19 AM
*smites kq with spaghetti*
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 03:07 AM
ketchup, tomato sauce, same difference.
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 18, 2005 03:11 AM
Nuh, uh! *stuffs garlic, onions, and Italian seasoning in kojabu's orifices*
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 03:12 AM
thanks, that's some of my favorite food!!! *hurls meatballs back at kq*
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 18, 2005 03:16 AM
*pours ketchup in kojabu's eyes* Well, as long as we're sharing food...
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 03:18 AM
ew ketchup. *pokes kq with steak fries*
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 18, 2005 03:20 AM
*eats steak fries* *throws cast iron skillet at kojabu* Whadda ya mean, ya don't like ketchup?!?!?! *descends into Celtic warrior battle frenzy*
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 03:22 AM
Salt + sweet = Nononono to kojabu's taste buds *dodges skillet and throws a deep frier* (please deep fry the french fries so we can enjoy them, k thanks bye)
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 18, 2005 03:24 AM
*repels deep frier with strength of mind* *douses kojabu in whipped cream* More to your liking? *sneers*
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 03:27 AM
*eats all the whipped cream before it causes any sticky damage* *attacks with a drumstick* man I really want french fries now.
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 18, 2005 03:29 AM
(Would that be a Drumstick brand dessert, or a chicken, turkey, or other fowl leg? Or an actual stick used for drumming?) *ignores kojabu to pay more attention to her Trader Joe's Handmade Chocolate Ganache Torte* *eats it sneeringly and refuses to share*
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 03:31 AM
I happen to have a drumstick for drumming sitting about a foot away. But it fit with the food theme. *goes to the freezer, gets ice cream, raspberry sauce, and chocolate sauce* *revels in the marvolous taste and ignores kq*
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 03:41 AM
I hereby declare this round over for I need to sleep. *narrows eyes* you just wait until tomorrow kq *maniacal laugh* (i'm enjoying this way too much )
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 18, 2005 03:57 AM
*hates rasberries anyway* *prepares for tomorrow* Hmmm... Shall I make kojabu watch endless repeats of the Teletubbies, or Barney? *considers*
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 05:32 AM
*kojabu is still awake and glares at kq for not liking raspberries* *decides to make kq walk up the hills of Ithaca all day* (if you are unaware of these hills, imagine the steepest hill possible that goes on forever)
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 18, 2005 12:59 PM
Um... I grew up walking around La Crescenta, which has steeper hills that go on higher . (My mom's house is at elevation 1570 ft. That would be in the foothills , near the middle of the hill, not the top. And they're young mountains, not those gently rolling ones you all have.) *prepares two simultaneous loops, one of Barney and one of Teletubbies*
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 01:42 PM
Curses, foiled again. *easily dodges kq's latest attack due to lack of TV* *blares Yanni on loop*
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 18, 2005 01:55 PM
*ignores Yanni and plays good music in her head* *jumps kojabu* *ties kojabu up* *props kojabu's eyes open and clamps head in direction of two television sets* *puts Ketchup Princess on kojabu's lap and lets her poke at exposed eyeballs*
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 01:57 PM
give me a moment to regain composure
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kojabu
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posted August 18, 2005 02:01 PM
*uses Jedi mind trick to escape from ropes* *gives Ketchup Princess a big hug and hands her over to a bystander for protection* *whips out a giant ink pad and turns kq all inky*
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 18, 2005 02:04 PM
*makes body prints to "decorate" kojabu's carpet*
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Goody Scrivener
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posted August 18, 2005 03:23 PM
*grabbing KP and running for cover* *KP grabs hands full of watermelon and starts slinging*
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SteveRogers
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posted August 18, 2005 07:35 PM
*stops kq's dictionary dead in its tracks with a throwing knife barrage, accidentally landing one in Tante's left eye*
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rCX
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posted August 18, 2005 07:46 PM
Enters thread looks around...
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Goody Scrivener
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posted August 18, 2005 09:07 PM
DOOD!!!! NOOB!!!! *covers rCX completely in Peeps mess*
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King of Men
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posted August 18, 2005 10:53 PM
*Spews anti-religious trolling all around*
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Jess N
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posted August 18, 2005 11:03 PM
*grabs rCX and pulls him away from the fray long enough to provide a +5 towel of cleaning and protection.* "Get a weapon, they're merciless!" *drowns anti-religious trolling with a Venti White Chocolate Mocha of Doom* "Take that, KoM!"
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King of Men
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posted August 18, 2005 11:11 PM
*Throws Jack Chick tract about evils of D&D at Jess* "Burn the witch!"
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ketchupqueen
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posted August 18, 2005 11:16 PM
*throws Monty Python DVDs at KoM*
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