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Jess N
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*Consumes the tract with a fireball*

"Damn, you made me use magic!"

*Flaming Marshmallows rain down upon the KoM's head.*

"Looks like I'm going to hell for that one. [Evil]

Where's rCX?"

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Goody Scrivener
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Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

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King of Men
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"Yum, marshmallows! I like 'em hot."

*Calls on the Power of Moose to smite Jess for swearing*

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Jess N
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*Holds back the Power of Moose with the Shield of the Elfqueen and sticks out tongue at KoM.*

"I'm not afraid of a stinkin' troll!"

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Tante Shvester
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveRogers:
*stops kq's dictionary dead in its tracks with a throwing knife barrage, accidentally landing one in Tante's left eye*

OW! Umm, I mean, Argh, me hearties!

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Jess N
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Hey, where did KoM go?

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Tante Shvester
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Unwraps Trader Joe's Handmade Chocolate Grenade Torte.

Throws the torte...

Run away! Run away!

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King of Men
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I'm off to bed, actually, but first...

*Shows impressive set of teeth, unbrushed for decades, in a grin of epic proportions*

"Come a little closer, sweet-and-crunchy, a little closer for your father's sake..."

*Lunges forward to breathe the Mother of All Halitosis on Jess*

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Jess N
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"Good grief! It melted my shield!"

*Undaunted, I pull out my BJs Wholesale-sized bottle of Listerine, put a spray head on it and spray the golden liquid in the general direction of KoM!*

"Keep your pointy teeth to yourself!"

Now I'm off to bed too...night!

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Tante Shvester
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Let's throw tic tacs in his gaping maw!

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The Pixiest
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*sneaks up behind KoM, waves her magic wand 'n showers him with DAISIES!*

*flitters away*

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Tante Shvester
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And, Please, Don't Eat the Daisies.

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The Pixiest
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*pulls a daisy out of her mouth* mmmm?

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Tante Shvester
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Here, eat this instead:

*Hands Pix a Trader Joe's Handmade Chocolate Grenade Torte*

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The Pixiest
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*eats grenade. A splodes to 8 times her normal size before returning to being 3 inches tall*

..... Gooooooooooooooooood *wimper*

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Tante Shvester
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Heh heh. That chocolate's got a kick to it, eh?

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The Pixiest
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You're going to make me go to Trader Joe's... You know that right, Tante? =)

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Tante Shvester
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Huh? I know nuttin.

<whistles innocently. looks about disarmingly>

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The Pixiest
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*is disarmed by Tante's look. Oh no!*

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Tante Shvester
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Ha! I win! Now for my coup de grace!

<loosely ties Pixiest with ropes, and slowly lowers her into a vat of quicksand. leaves Pix unattended while I go off to conquer the rest of the world, knowing that Pix will never be able to escape from such a dastardly trap>

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The Pixiest
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*gurgle*

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Tante Shvester
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The Pixiest
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http://mash.best.vwh.net/art/death%20liz%20copy.jpg <- comes to collect The Pixiest

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Goody Scrivener
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I fart in your general direction!!

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Tante Shvester
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Oh no! Pixie! Pixiest! Are you alright?

<fishes Pixiest from the quicksand, gently lays her on the floor, assesses for airway patency, gives two mouth-to-mouth breaths, checks for carotid pulse, calls 911, rips Pixiest's bodice to properly identify her mid-sternal region, and initiates CPR>

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Tante Shvester
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Sprays air freshener in Goody's general direction.

"Somebody crack open a window"

Goody, what HAVE you been eating.

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The Pixiest
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::gives a warning cough, then when Tante is clear, starts coughing up quicksand like clowns out of a clown car. Once 3 times her body mass is coughed up she sits up::

(They always give warning coughs on TV!!)

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Tante Shvester
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Here you go!

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The Pixiest
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ROBOTUSSIN! ::coughs mechanically::

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Tante Shvester
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Tante Shvester
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Can we make up, and be friends ?

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The Pixiest
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::feeds the robotussin to Tante's Robot, thus forever supressing it...'s cough... ummmm that didn't help::

::flitters to safety in the sunflowers 'n loads up the kitten-apolt:: (cats are too heavy for pixies)

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Tante Shvester
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Noooo...Not the kittens! Anything but the kittens!

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The Pixiest
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::launches a kitten at Tante:: *rrrAAAOOOwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWwwwwww*

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Tante Shvester
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Aww... a kitten! Who's a widdle fuzzy wuzzy? Bitty witty kitty kitty!

<Am delighted that Pixiest is sharing her pussy with me.>

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The Pixiest
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OMG Tante!!!!

::quickly loads up a puppy instead!:: ::LAUNCH!::

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Tante Shvester
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Yikes! It's raining cats and dogs!

<sings in the rain>

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The Pixiest
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::is being outsillied!!!::

::crosses her eyes so hard her irises switch eyes::

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Tante Shvester
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Truce?

I'm going to bed. G'night!
[Sleep]

<-- I gotta get a hat like that.

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The Pixiest
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Truce!

::slips a Magic Pixie Cookie(tm) into your pajama pocket::

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akhockey
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*Dives into the fray and launches two Tormenting Taunts. Each Taunt decides what the person wants most, and then infinitely stays a foot ahead of the person no matter how long they try to reach it. Like those sticks with bones attached that you put on a dog's back so he runs after the bone forever. BUAHAHAHAHHA*

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SteveRogers
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*dismembers kq's left ear with a dull spoon*

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Tante Shvester
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Ho hum. That is the dullest spoon I've seen in a long long time.

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kojabu
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*resumes attack on kq with a fly swatter*

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ketchupqueen
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*dumps correctly pronounced Worcestershire sauce on kojabu's head*

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Hmm216
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I just started reading this thread and earlier I noticed you were throwing some cookie dough. It is a real shame I missed that. If anyone has some left over throw it at me!!!

Just let me get ready...(Opening my mouth wide!!)

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kojabu
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*tosses some cookie dough to hmm*

*slaughters the word worcestershire and leaves the remnants in kq's bed*

(how is it actually pronounced)

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ketchupqueen
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(Something like "WOO-shter".)

*drops anvil on kojabu's head*

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kojabu
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*runs off a cliff, but due to superhuman powers is able to keep running*

*kq does not have aforementioned power, follows kojabu and falls off the cliff*

*snicker* poor kq

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SteveRogers
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speaking of snickering *stuffs an explosive Snicker's bar up kojabu's nose*

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