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Goody Scrivener
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ooh thanks, my head was starting to hurt...
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The Trojan Man
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Remember, when engaging in physical activities to always wear your safety gear...

*puts on helmet*

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Goody Scrivener
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(somehow helmet comments from TTM are just more funny than from anyone else...)

*asphyxiates from protective equipment*

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Tante Shvester
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Steve, now that we have embarked upon a dark and unholy alliance, well, now what?

Can we fireblast all Peeps to make toasty marshmallows with horribly third-degree burnt Easter chickies?

Or we can attack Trojan Man with pinholes.

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SteveRogers
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Both! AT THE SAME TIME!
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Goody Scrivener
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Nooooooooooooooooo!!! You shall not have my Peeps!!!
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The Trojan Man
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*throws all sharp objects into a vat of liquid latex.*

I don't know why you think helmet comments are funny, I mean I'm always careful with my head...

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SteveRogers
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*Throws fish eggs at Tante*
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Tante Shvester
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Now what did I do to deserve that?

<gathers fish eggs, places them inside them hem of Steve's spring coat, way in the back of the closet, and leaves it to him to discover what is that unholy stench developing>

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SteveRogers
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I don't own any coats. Sorry.

Edit: Reading back some, we have some sort of unholy alliance. Which, it would appear, I have just broken. Would you like to re-state it?

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Tante Shvester
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I don't know if I can trust you any longer, if you are so quick to forget and to betray your allies. I'll have my ambassador contact your ambassador in the morning.
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*throws boiling pasta sauce at Tante and Steve* Ah-ha! Take that!
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Tante Shvester
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Mmmmmarinara!
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SteveRogers
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We must now retailiate! As a team!
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Tante Shvester
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Grab a fork and some spaghetti and just enjoy, Steve. It's delish!
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*releases a smile over the battle field*
[Smile]

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Tante Shvester
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Yikes! It's the Dark Mark!
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suminonA
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*fights the idea of not getting into the fight and barely survives*

"Yet I release another smile!"
[Smile]

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SteveRogers
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*smashes smile with a herring*
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*bakes herring with lemon sauce and enjoys while watching the amusement before her*
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SteveRogers
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*throws mice at Tinros*
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Tinros
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Aww! how cute!

*keeps mice as pets*

*slaps steve with a slab of sharp cheddar. and by sharp, I mean the kind of cheese that has pins sticking out of it at every angle.*

[ January 20, 2006, 11:24 PM: Message edited by: Tinros ]

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Tinros
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*bump*

Come on warriors, this battle ain't over til the fat lady sings! and I ain't singin' any time soon!

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*bump*
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*melts cheese into a delicious nacho dip which is very hot and now scalding Tinros' face*
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Tinros
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*Licks nacho dip off face with pleasure.*

Fool! I love nacho dip!

*covers Steve in his least favorite food, then forces him to lick himself clean*

Mwa ha ha!

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My least favorite food cannot be put on someone and then licked off! Ha! Huzzah for I who hate aparagus!
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Tinros
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Ah, the power of cheese. You were still sticky from that melted cheese, and the asparagus just sort of... stuck there! hahaHA!

*does victory dance*

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None of the melted cheese got on me. What are you? Blind? All of it got thrown on you, and you then proceeded to lick it off.
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Tinros
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After I smeared some on your. I did slap you with it, if you recall.
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But that cheese WASN'T melted. So, it was easily brushed off of my face.
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Tinros
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Bah!

*Shoves Asparagus down Steve's throat to get him to shut up, if anything else*

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I have a really bad gag reflex, so it won't stay down.
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*pumps asparagus directly into Steve's stomach*

*hold's Steve's mouth closed so he gets ALL the flavor of barfed-up asparagus*

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*teleports to Scandanavia before Tinros' offensive strike is even thought up*
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*throws mutated goldfish at Tinros*
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mutated... fish? Ok, I guess I can send them into the vet students here and see what kinds of special care they need. [Smile]

*assaults Steve with lavendar hand lotion*

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*blocks with a wall of Febreeze and then bashes Tinros with a toaster made of wood*
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*bores Steve to death with fire hazard problem of wooden toasters.

Begins beating others discriminately with fire code manuals.

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*torches fire code manuals with flamethrower*

*begins bashing with book of ironic situations*

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*burns fire code manual with an astronomically large muppets themed lighter*

*lights on fire a pair of tube socks and fills them with various tropical soils*

*flings them in the general direction of Runningbear*

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*throws Kim Jong-Il at Tinros*
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Freezes Jumbo in process of extinguishing items with CO2 extinguisher then beats him over the head with it.

*points and laughs at Kim Jong-Il

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*launches Flaming Spit Frog Balls at RunningBear*
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*Buries Steve under pile of unsanitized door handles.
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*escapes using a sea turtle and then ties RunningBear up with the plastic on top of a six pack of cans*
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*launches 30,000 evil, killer sea turtles with spinning shells at SteveRogers*
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*dodges Matrix-style and pauses to eat some chili-cheese fries before breathing flaming snot on Phanto*
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*summons squirtle, the water Pokemon, and does the squirt attack on the flaming snot. Then squirtle evolves into a Big Stick, with which I handily smite SteveRogers*
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*summons Mew and laughs as Mew obliterates every living ounce of Phanto*
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