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Topic: The Fun Fight
Goody Scrivener
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posted September 07, 2005 10:42 PM
ooh thanks, my head was starting to hurt...
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The Trojan Man
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posted September 08, 2005 12:26 AM
Remember, when engaging in physical activities to always wear your safety gear... *puts on helmet*
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Goody Scrivener
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posted September 08, 2005 11:08 AM
(somehow helmet comments from TTM are just more funny than from anyone else...) *asphyxiates from protective equipment*
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Tante Shvester
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posted September 08, 2005 11:42 AM
Steve, now that we have embarked upon a dark and unholy alliance, well, now what? Can we fireblast all Peeps to make toasty marshmallows with horribly third-degree burnt Easter chickies? Or we can attack Trojan Man with pinholes.
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SteveRogers
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posted September 08, 2005 05:06 PM
Both! AT THE SAME TIME!
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Goody Scrivener
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posted September 08, 2005 10:17 PM
Nooooooooooooooooo!!! You shall not have my Peeps!!!
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The Trojan Man
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posted September 08, 2005 11:47 PM
*throws all sharp objects into a vat of liquid latex.* I don't know why you think helmet comments are funny, I mean I'm always careful with my head...
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SteveRogers
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posted January 18, 2006 07:33 PM
*Throws fish eggs at Tante*
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 18, 2006 08:54 PM
Now what did I do to deserve that? <gathers fish eggs, places them inside them hem of Steve's spring coat, way in the back of the closet, and leaves it to him to discover what is that unholy stench developing>
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SteveRogers
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posted January 18, 2006 09:14 PM
I don't own any coats. Sorry. Edit: Reading back some, we have some sort of unholy alliance. Which, it would appear, I have just broken. Would you like to re-state it?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 18, 2006 09:31 PM
I don't know if I can trust you any longer, if you are so quick to forget and to betray your allies. I'll have my ambassador contact your ambassador in the morning.
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Evie3217
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posted January 18, 2006 09:37 PM
*throws boiling pasta sauce at Tante and Steve* Ah-ha! Take that!
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SteveRogers
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posted January 18, 2006 09:40 PM
We must now retailiate! As a team!
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 19, 2006 12:32 AM
Grab a fork and some spaghetti and just enjoy, Steve. It's delish!
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suminonA
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posted January 19, 2006 11:50 AM
*releases a smile over the battle field*
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suminonA
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posted January 19, 2006 12:09 PM
*fights the idea of not getting into the fight and barely survives* "Yet I release another smile!"
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SteveRogers
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posted January 20, 2006 05:06 PM
*smashes smile with a herring*
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Tinros
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posted January 20, 2006 09:01 PM
*bakes herring with lemon sauce and enjoys while watching the amusement before her*
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Tinros
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posted January 20, 2006 09:05 PM
Aww! how cute! *keeps mice as pets* *slaps steve with a slab of sharp cheddar. and by sharp, I mean the kind of cheese that has pins sticking out of it at every angle.* [ January 20, 2006, 11:24 PM: Message edited by: Tinros ]
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Tinros
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posted January 20, 2006 11:25 PM
*bump* Come on warriors, this battle ain't over til the fat lady sings! and I ain't singin' any time soon!
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Tinros
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posted January 21, 2006 10:43 PM
*bump*
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SteveRogers
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posted January 21, 2006 10:53 PM
*melts cheese into a delicious nacho dip which is very hot and now scalding Tinros' face*
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Tinros
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posted January 21, 2006 11:25 PM
*Licks nacho dip off face with pleasure.* Fool! I love nacho dip! *covers Steve in his least favorite food, then forces him to lick himself clean* Mwa ha ha!
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SteveRogers
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posted January 21, 2006 11:43 PM
My least favorite food cannot be put on someone and then licked off! Ha! Huzzah for I who hate aparagus!
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Tinros
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posted January 22, 2006 10:23 AM
Ah, the power of cheese. You were still sticky from that melted cheese, and the asparagus just sort of... stuck there! hahaHA! *does victory dance*
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SteveRogers
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posted January 22, 2006 12:50 PM
None of the melted cheese got on me. What are you? Blind? All of it got thrown on you, and you then proceeded to lick it off.
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Tinros
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posted January 22, 2006 04:42 PM
After I smeared some on your. I did slap you with it, if you recall.
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SteveRogers
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posted January 22, 2006 04:58 PM
But that cheese WASN'T melted. So, it was easily brushed off of my face.
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Tinros
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posted January 22, 2006 06:20 PM
Bah! *Shoves Asparagus down Steve's throat to get him to shut up, if anything else*
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SteveRogers
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posted January 22, 2006 06:42 PM
I have a really bad gag reflex, so it won't stay down.
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Tinros
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posted January 22, 2006 07:14 PM
*pumps asparagus directly into Steve's stomach* *hold's Steve's mouth closed so he gets ALL the flavor of barfed-up asparagus*
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SteveRogers
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posted January 22, 2006 08:15 PM
*teleports to Scandanavia before Tinros' offensive strike is even thought up*
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SteveRogers
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posted February 07, 2007 05:50 PM
*throws mutated goldfish at Tinros*
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Tinros
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posted February 07, 2007 06:19 PM
mutated... fish? Ok, I guess I can send them into the vet students here and see what kinds of special care they need. *assaults Steve with lavendar hand lotion*
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SteveRogers
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posted February 07, 2007 06:21 PM
*blocks with a wall of Febreeze and then bashes Tinros with a toaster made of wood*
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RunningBear
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posted February 07, 2007 07:10 PM
*bores Steve to death with fire hazard problem of wooden toasters. Begins beating others discriminately with fire code manuals.
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Tinros
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posted February 07, 2007 07:37 PM
*torches fire code manuals with flamethrower* *begins bashing with book of ironic situations*
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JumboWumbo
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posted February 07, 2007 07:38 PM
*burns fire code manual with an astronomically large muppets themed lighter* *lights on fire a pair of tube socks and fills them with various tropical soils* *flings them in the general direction of Runningbear*
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SteveRogers
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posted February 07, 2007 07:39 PM
*throws Kim Jong-Il at Tinros*
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RunningBear
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posted February 07, 2007 07:49 PM
Freezes Jumbo in process of extinguishing items with CO2 extinguisher then beats him over the head with it. *points and laughs at Kim Jong-Il
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SteveRogers
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posted February 07, 2007 07:50 PM
*launches Flaming Spit Frog Balls at RunningBear*
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RunningBear
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posted February 07, 2007 08:12 PM
*Buries Steve under pile of unsanitized door handles.
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SteveRogers
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posted February 07, 2007 08:15 PM
*escapes using a sea turtle and then ties RunningBear up with the plastic on top of a six pack of cans*
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Phanto
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posted February 07, 2007 08:52 PM
*launches 30,000 evil, killer sea turtles with spinning shells at SteveRogers*
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SteveRogers
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posted February 07, 2007 09:05 PM
*dodges Matrix-style and pauses to eat some chili-cheese fries before breathing flaming snot on Phanto*
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Phanto
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posted February 07, 2007 09:17 PM
*summons squirtle, the water Pokemon, and does the squirt attack on the flaming snot. Then squirtle evolves into a Big Stick, with which I handily smite SteveRogers*
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SteveRogers
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posted February 07, 2007 09:36 PM
*summons Mew and laughs as Mew obliterates every living ounce of Phanto*
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