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kojabu
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*uses mighty nose blowing powers to launch the Snicker's back to Steve*

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Tinros
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*beats KingofMen with a Bible*

New meaning to the term Bible Bashers, neh?

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King of Men
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*Parries the Bible blows with a rolled-up pr0n mag*

"Hah! Let's see how you fight with your eyes closed - hey! You're peeking! Naughty, naughty!"

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SteveRogers
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*whips out fire-breathing flamingo to melt candy bar, also mistakenly singes KOM's hair*

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Tinros
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*repels KOM with holy water*

*attacks with blessed palm branch*

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Tante Shvester
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Tinros
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*fumes up the room with Holy Smokes*

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Tinros
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*the non-tabacco kind*

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Tante Shvester
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Which, obviously, cause an impairment in your spelling.

<opens the window and turns on the fans>

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SteveRogers
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*whips out croquet mallet and nails Tante's left foot to her right foot and the wall*

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Tante Shvester
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Ack! I've been croquified!

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The Pixiest
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*frees Tante with a claw hammer*

(I just like the word "Claw Hammer")

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Tante Shvester
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Hooray! I'm resurrected! C'mon Pix, let's go get 'im.

<gathers a protractor, compass, ruler, and other implements of math instruction>

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SteveRogers
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*freezes time and puts my shoe on Tante's face*

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Tinros
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Sorry, Tante. I don't talk about narcotics much, as I have NO interest in them whatsoever. I'm only 17.

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Tante Shvester
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*unfreezes time, grabs Steve's ankle, and trips him up, causing him to land embarrassingly spread-eagled*

Oh, and Happy Birthday Tinros. What in the world are you apologizing for?

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SteveRogers
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*screams so loud that a rift is opened in the space-time continuim, which sucks Tante into the future where dinosaurs rule the earth*

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Tante Shvester
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*Time travels back with a trained Anklosuarus who bludgeons Steve bloody with its cudgel-like tail.*

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SteveRogers
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*blocks tail with my robot arm, then I continue to use the dinosaur as a giant club to destroy the moon which breaks into a thousand meteors that all converge on Tante's left temple*

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Tante Shvester
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SteveRogers
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*struggles in straightjacket, and accidentally teleports to the inside of Tante's brain, which I rewire so that she believes herself to be a komodo dragon*

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Tante Shvester
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Tinros
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quote:
Originally posted by Tante Shvester:

Oh, and Happy Birthday Tinros. What in the world are you apologizing for?

My birthday was in May. I was apologizing for not being able to spell tobacco. There! I got it that time!

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Tante Shvester
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Happy Belated Birthday, Tinros!

(And everyone else whose birthday isn't today.)
[Wink]

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Tinros
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Please, call me Erin.

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SteveRogers
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*slaps Erin with a hard back copy of the dictionary*

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Tante Shvester
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Steve is hallucinating again. Just ignore him.

Happy. Belated. Birthday. Erin.

Satisfied?

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Tinros
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yup.

*slaps steve with an angel graemlin, which they don't seen to have here*

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SteveRogers
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*recoils and orders a massive army of purple cows to attack Tante and Erin*

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Goody Scrivener
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*Spidey-webs the hands of everyone who has created last post or last thread threads since the dawn of time*

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SteveRogers
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*eats webs stubbornly*

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Goody Scrivener
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*formulates impenetrable web solution specially for SteveRogers*

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SteveRogers
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*uses power rings to create web proof shield*

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Tante Shvester
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Hey -- my web is attracting flies. Yuck! Can somebody un-web me?

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Tinros
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Nope. You look like Frodo...

Oh, fine, be that way.

*frees Tante and self*

*attacks Goody with a bad movie remake*

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Tante Shvester
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*recruits a Roman Army consisting of all the Roman Numerals found in movie sequel titles. after careful consideration, allows the "I" in "The King and I" to play also, since they never made a "King and II". joins forces with Tinros's remake weaponry*

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Tinros
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Tante, I believe we are victorious. No one else comes close.

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Tante Shvester
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Hooray!!

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Son of Shvester
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*runs in and holds up shvester's party with my trusty band of knights who say ni and killer rabbit(with a mean streak a mile wide) and beats her with incessant quoting of monty pyhton (ps i kidnap her and hold her hortage in castle aaaargh!!!)

you are so pwned now mom
*starts singing "dead girl dead girl, watcha gonna do,watcha gonn do nen they come for you! YEAH!!!!"

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Son of Shvester
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lol

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Son of Shvester
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rotfl

see

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Lyrhawn
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I'm surprised no one has yet used the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries.

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Tinros
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*uses Holy Hand Grenade on Son of Shvester*

*frees Tante*

HA! [Taunt]

(edited for spelling)

[ August 26, 2005, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Tinros ]

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Tante Shvester
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Thanks guys! And what is my kid doing posting on forums at 1:44 AM? And why does the "shift" key work when I type, but not when he does? And can you guess which of these two things I'm going to have a talk with him about?

Did you guess the "shift key"? You're right!

Summer vacation is soon over for him, and then it will be back to 10:30 bed times. Until then, I'll let him enjoy the good life.

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Lyrhawn
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Aw Tinros, there was a whole spiel you're supposed to go through before you can use the Holy Hand Grenade.

First thou shalt pull out thy holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less.

So on and so forth.

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Tante Shvester
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Nevertheless, it seems to have worked.

Good job, Tinros!

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Tinros
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1...2...4!

3 sir!

3!

There ya go.

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Goody Scrivener
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yay, it's time for the pwning!!!!! oh... wait.... Mom's sposta pwn the kid....

Fechez la vache!!!

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Lyrhawn
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Close enough. Thanks Tinros.

I feel a sense of satisfaction.

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Tinros
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*catches the cow, swings it around, and hurls it back with Herculean strength*

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